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What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]checksum420 1 point2 points ago

Right now i am in the process of being prosecuted by the federal government for the unauthorized access of a ford motors unix box containing sensative data.

They demand me to show them proof and i tell them to fuck off, and that i dont have to prove shit to them.

did this yesterday : / by w_u_in_rocklandin AdviceAnimals

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

I cannot say i havent done this one before.

Screw Google, I do it oldskool by SocialChameleonin Music

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

I never feel lucky anymore...

In around 120 years, every person currently alive will be dead, and the earth will be completely populated with people that have not yet been born. What other inevitable facts about the future do you think about? by diddletapflamdiddlein AskReddit

[–]checksum420 1 point2 points ago

Wow, i have never heard that aspect of mortality before. Extremely, extremely insightful. I will remember that quote forever, thank you.

In around 120 years, every person currently alive will be dead, and the earth will be completely populated with people that have not yet been born. What other inevitable facts about the future do you think about? by diddletapflamdiddlein AskReddit

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

It boggles my mind (no pun intended) that the part of our brain that controls emotion is actually in coordination with our facial muscles. We get a neurotransmitter sending positive stimuli to neurons and our muscles in our mouth naturally flex. HOW DOES NOBODY ELSE FIND THAT FASCINATING??

Met this girl at a Texas Westboro Baptist Church protest, we didn't fit in with the other counter protesters. by LT-Riotin atheism

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

"U mad?" On your shirt? Seriously? I've lost all respect for you. Im scared to see your closet.

This is me every morning by frostedflakes13in AdviceAnimals

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

This actually helps for me. As long as i sit and use my phone or something

It may sound insignificant, but I just paid off my credit card, my car and my student loan and now don't owe any bank a single dollar. What are your achievements you'd like to share? by thatguyintheskyin AskReddit

[–]checksum420 1 point2 points ago

Ive had extreme social anxiety my whole life. Studder and all. Can barely talk to the subway worker. Now ive started taking meds and im trying to become a part of society. Just told a girl i liked her for the first time. Got rejected, but oh well. Atleast i had the balls to tell her.

Wow i think that might be the most depressing accomplishment ever

Google Chrome is now the most popular browser in the world. by aridon_01in technology

[–]checksum420 1 point2 points ago

Hell yeah. Spent 3 months removing that damn rootkit. Those were the days where piracy was new and hip.

When I saw "Hung Nasty" on the menu as a special sushi roll, I had to order it. I immediately regret it afterwards. by CajunJerkin WTF

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

No, this cant be right...havent seen a small dick joke yet...

Old Shovels by wonderless2686in pics

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

For a second i thought you meant those are what people used to use as shovels...back in the dinosaur age

I have never used marijuana. As a result, all I know is based on the seemingly constant praise and justification it receives on the internet. Reddit, what are your worst experiences with the drug and why is it illegal? by MagikalGiantin AskReddit

[–]checksum420 1 point2 points ago

I would like to make it extremely clear that there are two phenotypes of marijuana:

Indica and sativa

What you were experiencing, i can almost guarentee, was a high sativa blend. Next time try indica, it is actually relaxing and will not cause a massive flutter of thoughts like indica.

This is not the only kid in my town who is currently going through this. by drdavidphdin atheism

[–]checksum420 -16 points-15 points ago

I think your grandma thinks your queer bro

Received a text from a random number, it kept me entertained for my final stretch of work. by Nessabeanin funny

[–]checksum420 1 point2 points ago

WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY LMFAO

I see your branch on a powerline and raise you a tree! by scudmongerin videos

[–]checksum420 3 points4 points ago

Ugh, this tree is never gonna fall on that house..

And they wonder why Aussies pirate games! by deadcatin gaming

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

I know theres some joke about ausies all being criminals somewhere in here somewhere...

Undercover video exposing animal cruelty and abuse at a Tyson Foods facility by brontosaurus-rexin videos

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

Don't you think though its the least bit interesting how a social construct of good and bad can become such an extreme scale of emotions? Pounding pig muscle is not okay? Oh, only when its dead?

I think its fascinating how society draws the line between morality. Whether or not you agree with the cruelty, you have to wonder how the line is drawn so profoundly, without an ounce of doubt.

So my roommate really hates working out, but I make him go anyway. As a result, I get to come back to these notes on my door every time before we go... by Foxo103in funny

[–]checksum420 4 points5 points ago

i know gyms kinda suck, i understand your excuse, but could you please drew, teach me to draw like you?

What it's like when the NYPD raids your apartment at dawn... Because your roommate is in Occupy. by doogie92in politics

[–]checksum420 2 points3 points ago

PLEASE, SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT AN OPEN CONTAINER IS

Take my money by threesixxin gaming

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

ME GUSTA

Beagy Smalls 8 weeks old. by kennychuckin aww

[–]checksum420 1 point2 points ago

Chasing people riding bikes and i dont bite, finally its time to play, please throw the ball my way

Oh so many memories.... by faqnshtin funny

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if anybody has actually ever pressed send report...

Found this kid at Walmart... by TheMattAttackin funny

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my childhood tripple 360 wheelie competitons with the karts i would have

Walked out the door to go to work. Realized I left my lunch in the fridge, went back inside to find... by bezbumin aww

[–]checksum420 1 point2 points ago

You mean to tell me your lunch for work is...what? A box of..what even is that? Crackers? An entire unopened box of crackers? Sir, i find your attempt at patronizing my ability to judge your dog's skillset quite shallow and pedantic.

Beagy Smalls 8 weeks old. by kennychuckin aww

[–]checksum420 8 points9 points ago

Eating my owner's daughter's dolls, getting yelled at i sat back and felt bad while i bawled

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