This dude must get tons of bitches [SFW]

DerpwinRommel · 1 day

I've seen a Mario and Peach set with little family of Mushroom People. I took it to mean the kids were adopted.

Anon0mous · 7 days

I a whole Nutella jar over two stoned out nights once

Anon0mous · 7 days

You do it, I'm too high

Sara_sarajane · 7 days

As a pizza driver, I only even try the doorbells on 1/10 houses. Pretty much just the expensive looking houses. And 1/10 of those doorbells don't work.

Atticus86 · 7 days

When I was 17 I had like 5 friends that I saw outside of school. Then I started smoking weeed and a year later I had smoked with 100/107 of my contacts. It gives people a reason to come by or have you come over, be it a twenty minute session or several hours of arts and crafts.

If getting high isn't your thing, certain forms of exercise just ooze with camaraderie. Biking, runnng, hiking, skateboarding... Any sport that could be done solo, they're usually glad to have one more.

lazychris2000 · 7 days

Do they even cost that much for a new one? My galaxy tab was 200...

Maybe that was just cause it was with verizon's "by the balls" contract.

YungKosta · 7 days

Borax is king!

happier_daze · 7 days

That's your mom? Can I come over and play xbox with you sometime?

Trishlovesdolphins · 8 days

AT THE SAME TIME

fuckmyusername · 9 days

I'm sorry to hear that, brother. Good tits are a terrible thing to lose. I actually think petit mortis refers more specifically to the moment immediately after, but that's just shades of crayons. Like when people say have a good wank right before you go meet your girl, so that when you bed her, you'll have more stamina. From my experience this only works because your body isn't in a hurry to climax when you aren't as horny. So, (ladies close your eyes) we actually give our best sex when we're least interested. Or like you said, if you let the disinterest show, you risk losing all the sex.

cosmicjacuzzi · 9 days

I thought 5 bucks was about the standard, but I can see people paying more if somebody else had to sneak it thru security at a concert or w/e. Most I've heard a fiend offer for one was $10. Trust fund hippies...

fuckmyusername · 9 days

I always wondered what was up with that odd feeling after a fap. That feeling of uneasiness, shame, guilt, what have you; turns out the French call it le petit mortis, the tiny death. And then, in that empty moment, we flock like zombies to the gonewild comments and make incoherent statements vaguely related to sex. Sorry for the long comment, I haven't fapped yet. May I?

MarvinNeslo · 11 days

This is the comment I was looking for. It doesn't look like super thick glass, so I'd say get a decent padded pouch and only use it on his birthday or fathers day. I'd probably be too sentimental to even clean the resin out myself..

Wolverine9 · 11 days

I'm glad you called your own bullshit, I was starting to wonder why I wasn't aroused by this. My boners can sense fakes, apparently.

FuckingSuper · 16 days

Well since I don't have real internet at my house, I decided to look into McInternet, from Verizon. The upgrade for a phone data package was $30/month or I could get a tablet and pay $20/month for its internet. So the fancy device status home or in the glove box. And the flip phone with, yes, t9, gets to ride with me and dive out of my lap as I exit my car.

tl;dr yay t9

Catsenoughh · 17 days

Oh , the Museum of Farts, why didn't you say so?

theweedblogger · 17 days

Alright, alright. I'll take back the upvotes. And go back to my godspeed you black emperor, blunt, and r/trees. Feel free to swing by though, you don't gotta subscribe to be imbibed there.

Also that swype typo made a better word than whatever I would have said, so it stays.

SativaGalore · 17 days

27 minus 19% of 27 is roughly 22. Order of operations booyah achieved.

theweedblogger · 17 days

Whoa...did you recognize me from there? Or did the bowl in my user name give me away? Or are we really the only ones that give uptokes for kindness? [4]

theweedblogger · 17 days

Those can't be drugs, they're legal. ..right?

theweedblogger · 17 days

I probably still would have tried ecstasy without weed. I watched a special report when I was like 12 that made it sound AWESOME as long as you drink water.

theweedblogger · 17 days

Upvotes for politeness!

dziban303 · 17 days

Your right about that..

octobur · 17 days

"sure there's still drug problems in our city, I've seen people passed out in the road with a needle in their arm...but those are the tourists."

My uncle told me this, his company has affiliates in Amsterdam and they were in the states on a business trip. They were also very confused as to what made the break room a break room...as there were no beer machines in sight.

octobur · 17 days

Wait.......did you edit a your/you're correction because the one you were correcting took note and corrected his?

I think you're my new favorite kind of hero.

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