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Been on the couch all day... How do you keep motivated, Redditors? by brokenboomerangin AskReddit

[–]captain_pineapples 0 points1 point ago

This has resonated in my head ever since reading it. Carpe diem!

Dear Reddit, what are your favorite euphemisms? by ThisSeemsReasonablein AskReddit

[–]captain_pineapples 1 point2 points ago

Riding the Porcelain Express.

Kings Vs Devils....HERE WE GO! by FauxElementin hockey

[–]captain_pineapples 1 point2 points ago

AVENGE US.

Sepp Blatter wants penalty alternative. by bigmanlythreesomein soccer

[–]captain_pineapples 1 point2 points ago

I think adding an extra substitute for extra time might effectively decrease PKs. I feel like fresh legs at that stage could be invaluable.

Going out tonight, advice needed. Does this work together? by thrashpantsin malefashionadvice

[–]captain_pineapples -4 points-3 points ago

Too many people here are against peacocking and wearing exciting outfits. I dig it. Simple yet loud.

ChuckOliver.net FSU to the Big 12 – “It is Inevitable” Clemson packing bags, and GT in talks. by Race_Banyonin CFB

[–]captain_pineapples 0 points1 point ago

There's a boatload of talent, but no chemistry or experience. Our center's returning so hopefully he can anchor until the guards and tackles learn.

ChuckOliver.net FSU to the Big 12 – “It is Inevitable” Clemson packing bags, and GT in talks. by Race_Banyonin CFB

[–]captain_pineapples 6 points7 points ago

Don't hold your breath but Logan Thomas could have a monster year this year.

Who's the one player you cannot stand, and why? by circle-jerk_alertin soccer

[–]captain_pineapples 0 points1 point ago

I never denied that. Pepe's a goon and irks me to no tomorrow. But my comment was about Iniesta, not Pepe.

Who's the one player you cannot stand, and why? by circle-jerk_alertin soccer

[–]captain_pineapples -7 points-6 points ago

I'm not Spanish-born so I find myself rooting against the Spain NT often because it's majority Barca. But it's just the fact that in the biggest moment, during the biggest game in the world at a critical moment, he chose to flop embarrassingly with the whole world watching.

Who's the one player you cannot stand, and why? by circle-jerk_alertin soccer

[–]captain_pineapples -12 points-11 points ago

Iniesta. I'll never get over that atrocious dive in the WCF. Absolutely despicable given the context.

I often get owned defending one-on-one against people who don't even use dribbling moves... by Enhasain FIFA12

[–]captain_pineapples -1 points0 points ago

Hold B (on Xbox, assumably circle on PS3) to contain them. It'll make your defender mimic their movements but you won't make a tackle. Eventually you'll be in a position make stab and knock it away.

Vancouver's Eric Hassli goal versus Toronto by alexoobersin soccer

[–]captain_pineapples 2 points3 points ago

Saw the title and thought this was a post in /r/hockey.

Osi Umenyiora wishes LeSean McCoy a happy Mother’s Day by GridironExpertsin nfl

[–]captain_pineapples 4 points5 points ago

Don't necessarily support this but the true Giants fan in me supports anything that jabs at the Eagles.

One of my favorite season 2 moments by AhoffNYCin PandR

[–]captain_pineapples 0 points1 point ago

I love his character on The League. Ruxin also has an appearance on PandR.

One of my favorite season 2 moments by AhoffNYCin PandR

[–]captain_pineapples 1 point2 points ago

Andre!

"Don't celebrate too hard. I'm a World Cup champion and you're not, clown." Javi Martinez to C. Ronaldo by haifischsandiwchin soccer

[–]captain_pineapples 0 points1 point ago

FACT: Barcelona are the better team, and the entire world knows it.

This isn't a fact by any stretch of the definition of the word. At all. Like this is embarrassingly false.

You really are an idiot. So if Athletic Mongoloids beats Barcelona's C team, Athletic Mongoloids is a better team than Barcelona, period? Smart. Real smart.

Prime example of both your ad hominem resorts and bending my arguments.

I don't believe in luck and you do, and that's just the difference between us. I think when two teams play, the better team wins. Maybe you disagree, but upon watching a ton of soccer as well as other sports, that's just how I feel.

I'm not saying Real are suddenly the only relevant team in Spain. Yes, the last decade Barca were the better team. But I'm concerned with the now, and right now, Real has the title and that's what's important, to me at least. Real Madrid had better depth, played better football and henceforth won the league. Both teams battled injuries but Real proved they could overcome them.

Man, I've tried to talk to you like a normal person and have a nice, enjoyable debate, but you're more concerned about calling me a, "clueless dumb fuck" and an idiot. Frankly, I've been called worse things by better people.

Don't expect any further responses because you clearly aren't capable of debating someone with differing views and we're just running in circles at this point.

"Don't celebrate too hard. I'm a World Cup champion and you're not, clown." Javi Martinez to C. Ronaldo by haifischsandiwchin soccer

[–]captain_pineapples 0 points1 point ago

Think what you want, blame it on what you want, but the facts are that Real have the cup, Real won the most recent Clasico and are the better team. They wouldn't be champions if they weren't. (Notice how I'm not pointing to the injuries on Benzema, Nuri, Di Maria, Coentrao, etc).

I'm done feeding the troll.

"Don't celebrate too hard. I'm a World Cup champion and you're not, clown." Javi Martinez to C. Ronaldo by haifischsandiwchin soccer

[–]captain_pineapples 0 points1 point ago

I see no facts. You just seem to refuse to accept that at this second the title is in the Bernabeu, and 'luck' doesn't exist.

You made a straw man out of my arguments and bended them to try to make it seem like I'm arguing something I'm not. I was never hostile, unlike yourself. I hope you'll learn that arguing like a normal human being is a better way to get your point across.

"Don't celebrate too hard. I'm a World Cup champion and you're not, clown." Javi Martinez to C. Ronaldo by haifischsandiwchin soccer

[–]captain_pineapples 0 points1 point ago

Seeing as you've resorted to ad hominem arguments and more assumptions, I'll be on my way out.

"Don't celebrate too hard. I'm a World Cup champion and you're not, clown." Javi Martinez to C. Ronaldo by haifischsandiwchin soccer

[–]captain_pineapples 0 points1 point ago

Your arguments are weak, and based on assumptions, not facts. This is what I'm saying: Messi can be a dick. He's not a saint, and there's documentation to show that he can be an asshole. You saying he is is factually incorrect.

Madrid won La Liga, which was the goal. It took two years for Mourinho to dethrone it from Barca, and now with Pep leaving it's looking even more like Madrid's league, not to mention the aging and lack of fitness in Barca. They'll still be a force, but the fact is Madrid won the league; therefore they were better this year. When you start claiming points were dropped because of 'out-of-this-world weird calls, you just sound delusional and are looking for excuses.

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