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IAmA acoustic guitarist named Andy McKee. AMA by AndyMcKeein IAmA

[–]burtwonk 4 points5 points ago

Hey Andy! I've seen you live twice and both experiences were incredible. Unfortunately, when I got you alone for 1 second for a picture, I closed my eyes! http://i.imgur.com/OLNCd.jpg When do you think you'll be touring NJ again? I need to get a new one. :D

Thinning Hair Problems by Doctologyin malefashionadvice

[–]burtwonk 1 point2 points ago

I buzz it. I get compliments. Stay clean, neat, and well dressed and you'll always be sexy to anyone.

The man speaks truth! by cjacksteelin funny

[–]burtwonk 1 point2 points ago

Well that's simply not a problem for those of us in the no-butt club.

Intense love making on the first date by adamyoungin passionx

[–]burtwonk 0 points1 point ago

Dayum! I thought this was going to be a cheesy softcore flick when I saw the first minute. I'm glad I kept watching!

My experience here at MFA. by Weeperblastin malefashionadvice

[–]burtwonk 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. It was an odd sensation. I'm slightly new to fashion still, and I posted about it awhile back. Odd to be in style. Felt good and bad at the same time. shrug

My experience here at MFA. by Weeperblastin malefashionadvice

[–]burtwonk -1 points0 points ago

A few weeks ago I went out in Jersey City (the downtown area obviously) and I must have seen at least 6 pairs, not including the ones I was wearing. I felt like a tool. =P

100+ readers! by heheinterwebzin racecrashes

[–]burtwonk 1 point2 points ago

Booyah! I don't actually know why I subscribed, but I support your cause.

happy sunday by Ohwait_nevermindin trees

[–]burtwonk 0 points1 point ago

oh guuuuurl you look comfy

"You get the bouquet throw pic?" uh.. yeah. by reptominin WTF

[–]burtwonk 6 points7 points ago

Wedding photog here--happens all the time!

I'm a woman that wants to start using the weight lifting area at my college gym. How do I overcome the abundance of half naked bros occupying the area? by raraahahahin Fitness

[–]burtwonk 0 points1 point ago

It will get easier every time, especially as you begin to realize that men don't go to the gym to judge other people.

I'm with the band by [deleted]in WTF

[–]burtwonk 14 points15 points ago

Give it up for David and the Gnomes!

For my cake day I give you: My transformation from 120lbs and paralyzed to 165lbs and ripped. by danvar81in Fitness

[–]burtwonk 11 points12 points ago

Damn, dude, the transformation is great, but I'm more uplifted by your full recovery. Are you suffering any lasting effects from the accident?

Obesity in America by coolredditaccountbroin pics

[–]burtwonk 0 points1 point ago

Yes, it's pretty regional. Vermont is one of the leanest states. Here's an infographic that goes into detail.

Does this Pea coat make me look fat? by afcmfain malefashionadvice

[–]burtwonk 0 points1 point ago

Dude, you look fine. Don't fret so much!

Does this Pea coat make me look fat? by afcmfain malefashionadvice

[–]burtwonk 14 points15 points ago

No, the fact that you're fat makes you look fat. Hit the gym, fatty! Totally kidding. Looks swell.

Scumbag Disney by belleinpinkin movies

[–]burtwonk 0 points1 point ago

Who cares? I took my little nieces to see Lion King 3D and it made their week. Now they're getting amped up for Beauty and the Beast!

For an 18-year-old kid who's just recently been trying to up his game, how'd I do, MFA? by [deleted]in malefashionadvice

[–]burtwonk 1 point2 points ago

Not bad, kid. lets out an old man chuckle and ashes cigar But really, there is some good advice hidden behind the vitriol here. The fit isn't perfect but could be worse. It's just not a pussy magnet, which won't help someone stepping up his game.

True friendship from the last website i expected it from by m_dogin videos

[–]burtwonk -1 points0 points ago

Seriously, I hope the would be driver did some hardcore ass kissing when he woke up.

Never a dull moment on the NYC subway. by ewrectionin videos

[–]burtwonk 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha no good sir, no I am not!

Never a dull moment on the NYC subway. by ewrectionin videos

[–]burtwonk 754 points755 points ago

Was anyone else hoping that the guy who announced them would start freestyling which would lead to them forming an incredibly successful trio?

ELI5: Why do I pop boners when I am sleep deprived? by No225ZigZagin explainlikeimfive

[–]burtwonk 1 point2 points ago

I too must know this. Please, Reddit!

Ewwww Jersey by kaiserWillin WTF

[–]burtwonk -1 points0 points ago

I guess you've never been to Staten Island.

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