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Reddit, what is the most powerful image you have ever seen? by tokerjoker11in AskReddit

[–]btnheazy03 1 point2 points ago

I have that picture on my wall. It's not even a super-high quality poster-- just a 8.5x11 print from my inkjet. But all I need is a reminder of how vast the Universe is

Anyone play Machinarium? I just picked this awesome dude up in Prague. by rasputin777in gaming

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

I love that music that plays at the cafe (the area with the board game)

Mars Rover snaps a stunning photo. by zach84in pics

[–]btnheazy03 19 points20 points ago

Ramen.

moment of ovulation accidentally photographed during a hysterectomy by nudebeachin WTF

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

"Nuuu I want to liiiiive"

My response to people who say legalizing medical marijuana is a waste of time. by Cadaverlanchein trees

[–]btnheazy03 1 point2 points ago

You should be thankful for the body our Dear Lord gave you.

Ramen.

Need a new phone? Why not Droidberg? by 2hundred20in funny

[–]btnheazy03 3 points4 points ago

Dr. Zoidberg, phone owner!

This is why I love C+H. by HolyZambiesBatmanin funny

[–]btnheazy03 -1 points0 points ago

And then as the TSA agent starts to check your genitals for bombs, start faking an orgasm. Or have one for real

I would watch the shit out of this sitcom by Se7en_Sinnerin funny

[–]btnheazy03 1 point2 points ago

Yes, OH Y'OU seems like an interesting sitcom.

Perhaps I'll shop for my child's toys elsewhere... by CaptainCaspianin funny

[–]btnheazy03 70 points71 points ago

your shop is bad and you should feel bad

I'm married and I still do this. by i_dont-get_itin AdviceAnimals

[–]btnheazy03 1 point2 points ago

there is no yesterday pants nor today pants.

there is only this week pants.

When I compliment a girl and she looks at me like I am a freak. by dolphinflipin AdviceAnimals

[–]btnheazy03 -1 points0 points ago

Well there's your fatal mistake. You're supposed to rub her face in horse manure.

Is France really hated in the USA ? by SThorin AskReddit

[–]btnheazy03 1 point2 points ago

Jesus? Who you callin Jesus?

Capt. America Irony by KrunkJuicein AdviceAnimals

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

That's ok because MURRIKA

12 months... by kcchin funny

[–]btnheazy03 -8 points-7 points ago

that's the name of his penis

What hard truth does Reddit need to hear? by TheJungleVIPin AskReddit

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

My ass is pretty smart. It graduated from Assachussets University.

"Mr. Depp! Can I have your autograph?" by DrJulianBashirin pics

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

"Sure you can, Mr. Depp!"

Found this on the sidewalk!!! Should I keep it? by hunglejungle333in WTF

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

KITTY EAR IS NOT ENOUGH. NEED WHOLE KITTY.

My girlfriend won a Ducati at the local casino and she gave it to me as a gift! by Jmk420in pics

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

Heh. Illegal immigrant from south of the border trying to cross north of the border to cash in on benefits they didnt earn, causing hardship to taxpayers.

Typical Americans.

The Humane Poultry Killer by trevdak2in WTF

[–]btnheazy03 -7 points-6 points ago

What if I told you

That this kills the chicken?

Who uses the word "chalice"? by skillianin unitedkingdom

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

I've seen that Stella Artois bill here in California also

What if your daughter claimed Batman raped her? by IEntenduin 4chan

[–]btnheazy03 2 points3 points ago

TL;DR PHONE WAS GOOFY TIEM

Gamestop to start selling Steam gift cards. by DTKTin gaming

[–]btnheazy03 7 points8 points ago

fawk yes show dat dirty nigger wat $400/week taste like

When my friends cat passed, we buried him under this tree. That's his brother, he sat there all day. by Bondaman77in pics

[–]btnheazy03 40 points41 points ago

dogmatic catholic?

When my friends cat passed, we buried him under this tree. That's his brother, he sat there all day. by Bondaman77in pics

[–]btnheazy03 13 points14 points ago

That's not butterflies in your stomach, it's a mini-stroke

Wonka goes to the movies by MetaphysicalMonsterin AdviceAnimals

[–]btnheazy03 -1 points0 points ago

The Jews running Hollwood can now only buy 4 mansions instead of 5. The internet piracy is ruining the Hollywood. The tubes must be shut down.

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