During this moment in S02E08, this was all I could think of...

kernafigjam · 2012-05-27T00:35:43.770268+00:00

Or this one.

kernafigjam · 2012-05-27T00:34:56.273956+00:00

I liked his smug little smirk after he said it. Like he was so clever.

Nodde91 · 2012-05-26T23:50:37.730472+00:00

But the black dude's right up front. Easiest "when you see it" ever!

Derplo · 2012-05-26T23:32:26.831513+00:00

Best I can do is to not downvote you.

Derplo · 2012-05-26T23:31:58.104840+00:00

He totally did. It is like an Average Arab or Successful Black Guy; you're setting up expectation with an incomplete opening. There's nothing inherently awesome about catching someone's eye. It's nothing more than a misdirecting opening that provides the humor when he reaches the punchline.

Fucking horrible. This was an awesome SAP; it's a shitty SAAP.

Sw0rDz · 2012-05-26T21:15:40.602134+00:00

I just call Mark at home and make him come pick me up. He doesn't have to record 200 different catch phrases, and I only slobber on him a little. Win win.

talkinghamster · 2012-05-26T20:40:32.826545+00:00

Here's a good start.

RedditNoir and Shitty_watercolors have a back and forth of visual and textual prowess.

With relevant soundtrack

johnw1988 · 2012-05-26T19:39:04.693175+00:00

If he's ever actually managed to bang one of those hot waitresses...

well yeah, still a dipshit asshole. I hope they spit in his food sometimes.

johnw1988 · 2012-05-26T19:35:14.858062+00:00

Aren't managers supposed to compensate for lack of tips so that you make at least minimum wage? Or is that just sit-down restaurants.

That $2 delivery fee they charge should be used to buffer bad tippers. Some places around here do give it to their drivers (I want to say Pizza Hut does), but others are like "no, that's just a fee, we keep it."

masteranzig · 2012-05-26T18:44:03.386863+00:00

Up top right, by your name, is preferences (or click this link).

Scroll down to display options and uncheck allow reddits to show me custom styles.

Then refresh r/gonewild. Downvote to your heart's content.

Panigg · 2012-05-26T18:26:57.685703+00:00

Yeah, but not reporting bugs like that makes the game betterER for them. So fuck reporting it.

Haggy0105 · 2012-05-26T17:47:49.945830+00:00

"DADDY I WANNA RIDE!"

"Karma first, bitch, now take the picture!"

Haggy0105 · 2012-05-26T17:47:26.949777+00:00

He didn't want to drive. They're picking up the daughter. Unless he is planning on piggy-backing her, she'll need something to ride.

It does make sense, if you're not simple.

talkinghamster · 2012-05-26T17:43:10.090682+00:00

It takes like five seconds to create a brand new account. It's not too much time on your hands.

Unless you're Trapped_in_Reddit.

talkinghamster · 2012-05-26T17:42:27.512210+00:00

BRAVE LEVEL: SO.

talkinghamster · 2012-05-26T17:42:10.267339+00:00

There was a thread of that like a year or so ago, just straight up was "roll call for all the novelties" and it was actually pretty amusing.

Or maybe I was just new and the novelty made it interesting to me. I could be bad and should feel bad, but I'm not gonna bother digging for it to find out.

talkinghamster · 2012-05-26T17:41:02.824561+00:00

Nice try, arrowtotheknee.

It's a shitty fucking joke long past being amusing, and you should be ashamed for liking it. Just because his name is arrowtotheknee doesn't make him parroting that phrase every post any more amusing.

Fuck him.

talkinghamster · 2012-05-26T17:40:00.997861+00:00

He makes long elaborate posts in the style of those old black-and-white detective movies.

brody10123 · 2012-05-26T05:02:42.706741+00:00

"I'd choose the belt."

"I chose the wrench."

"Why?"

"Because fuck him, that's why."

Man_VS_Child · 2012-05-26T03:48:46.685505+00:00

I think you meant inept. Adept means skilled; a socially adept guy would've talked to her instead of posting online about it.

Dexaux · 1 day

Here's a tip:

fucking do your homework you lazy shit.

Arthemedus · 1 day

They might be faster than me. That's true.

But... I've yet to meet anyone faster than a bullet.

muffinator3000 · 1 day

The pictures aren't displayed chronologically. Sometimes she has it, sometimes she doesn't. It just really grated on me and I couldn't stop seeing it. It's really a minor thing.

2/10 would not you know the rest.

Fauxami · 1 day

That's not how she laughs!

Surtir · 1 day

Acting exercise!

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