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Reddit, recently somebody hacked into my email. yahoo (don't laugh) saves their ip. Is there anything i can do with it? by uberjew123in AskReddit

[–]boredco 1 point2 points ago

You should speak to 4chan: they'd like to think of themselves as kinda like your own private army.

The dragon millipede, rare, pink, and it produces cyanide. by LainIwakurain pics

[–]boredco -1 points0 points ago

Well that was weird

The teabag split in the cup. by hiroismin britishproblems

[–]boredco 10 points11 points ago

Mere words are inadequate at this difficult time. Our thoughts are with you.

a serious discussion on whether 200 UFC fighters would win against 20 silverback gorilla alpha males by voltaicbashoin bestof

[–]boredco 21 points22 points ago

"Humans excel at tools, not punching gorillas in the face"

I can't call horses gay any more. by tomdoughty94in britishproblems

[–]boredco 2 points3 points ago

Just imply the horse is a good dancer, or perhaps that it's well dressed.

Stephen Fry makes me question my sexuality. by Ooerin britishproblems

[–]boredco 12 points13 points ago

Rest easy friend, it's not gay if it's with Stephen Fry

Which novelty account do you wish would just dissapear from all threads? by elefantinememoryin AskReddit

[–]boredco 8 points9 points ago

For what it's worth, you made me genuinely laugh on a number of occasions, and I think this is the community's loss for the sake of a few humourless idiots.

Should I subscribe to this subreddit? by okmkzin shittyaskreddit

[–]boredco 0 points1 point ago

This is good advice. Hang your head in shame.

Lancashire by GabyKnowsin england

[–]boredco 0 points1 point ago

I see your Lancashire and raise you one Yorkshire

Just curious, how well does the average UK citizen know the US States? by GoatimusPrimein england

[–]boredco 1 point2 points ago

I have a mental map of 5-6 'culturally-stereotyped' regions (cowboy country, east coast, industrial north, west coast, mid-west & southern states) and I can generally place a state in each without knowing its precise location (Indiana I'd put in the mid-west which I hope is right).

What hard truth does Reddit need to hear? by TheJungleVIPin AskReddit

[–]boredco 0 points1 point ago

HERETIC!

In the united kingdom, if someone kills the queen, do you get to be king/queen by anaaliusin shittyaskreddit

[–]boredco 3 points4 points ago

UK here. Short answer is no. Long answer is that us "Workers" build a "Hive" (also known as a "Palace" or "Castle") around the "Queen" then take it in turns to mount her (I'm actually on fertilisation duty this Tuesday).

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Camden catacombs: can't believe this hasn't been made into a visitor attraction (subbrit.org.uk)

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Can we draw up a list of companies who don't pay the appropriate level of tax and find alternatives who do? by horhitoin unitedkingdom

[–]boredco 1 point2 points ago

So I take it all of r/ukpolitics are going to stop reading the Guardian

What makes you shed manly tears? by QWERTYMurdocin AskReddit

[–]boredco 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen that before, and it was brilliant.

What's the most horrifying Wikipedia article you know of? by wontstoptalkingin AskReddit

[–]boredco 0 points1 point ago

I can't for a second condone the actions of the guard, but Herbie Goes Bananas is a timeless classic.

I was in a bar, and dude asked if he could push my stool in, but I was already sitting down. Wat do? by BucketofBabiesin shittyadvice

[–]boredco 5 points6 points ago

When he says he wishes to "push your stool in" it means he wishes to propel your faeces back into your intestine via anal sex. Try it, you might like it.

Doin' the "Nixon" by Panda_De_Guerrein RealGirls

[–]boredco 22 points23 points ago

I'd like to investigate her Water-Gate. Or something.

Longest tube commute? by 8bitnitwitin london

[–]boredco 0 points1 point ago

Have you looked into joining the Thameslink ("First Capital Connect") at Blackfriars? Much more civilised than the Northern Line

If everything causes cancer, why don't I have cancer? by aschesklavein shittyaskreddit

[–]boredco 7 points8 points ago

There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just say it straight: You have cancer. I'm so so sorry.

You also have AIDs. And a nasty cold.

If god is real, why won’t he respond to my AMA requests? Checkmate creationists. by R2D2PACin circlejerk

[–]boredco 0 points1 point ago

God here (the Christian one). Sup?

A student in my tutorial said that she missed a class and asked what she had to do to "make up for it". by gazzawhitein shittyadvice

[–]boredco 4 points5 points ago

Came hear to say dog's anal glands

This guy deserves a hard punch in the face. by lost_in_the_fiftiesin WTF

[–]boredco 0 points1 point ago

TIL it's OK to punch the mentally ill hard in the face

Hipster level: LONDON by davedachefin london

[–]boredco 13 points14 points ago

It's spelt "KWOFFEE"

Throwaway time. Is anyone currently breaking the law, minor or not, and if so, how? by milesperhourfemmein AskReddit

[–]boredco 1 point2 points ago

Using my personal copy of Microsoft Office Home & Student Edition to finish off some work. I can't live with myself any more. Lock me up and throw away the key.

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