My dad finally got "Yard of the Month." He works hard and rarely gets recognition for the things he does.

katyray · 3 days

You are supposed to catch your own errors.

katyray · 3 days

wishes you didnt exist

whishes you don't exist.

katyray · 9 days

You're right, he's a dumb asshole, but with an immaculate lawn.

I bet he writes better than you do, though.

katyray · 11 days

My front lawn is pine needles. The guy next door has lush golf course type grass.

He uses chemicals and power tools and water. I use a rake.

edit: you white?

katyray · 11 days

Your idea of nice is not my idea of nice is what.

katyray · 11 days

Did You Mean:

Nice try, Callaway's.

iamlouisck · 11 days

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/kcw68/hello_new_redditors_your_elder_redditors_would/

iamlouisck · 11 days

See this is why I have a proofreader.

iamlouisck · 11 days

improve my copy.

elixir25 · 13 days

It costs $0 to NOT do something. Like end DADT.

Wimpiest president EVER.

wang-banger · 15 days

Still, I don't even remember this kid's name, and I'm expected to track him down decades later and apologize?

No, what you should do is put your real name right here and apologize, so if he searches for you, he will find the apology.

Your school yearbooks are in your hometown library, and you can look for him, if you want to actively stalkpologize. I do not recommend it though.

wang-banger · 15 days

Yes, but he's evolving.

rytis · 23 days

Sony VAIO PCG-TR3A

I'm typing on it atm.

edit: someone downvoted this? redditards...

gojirra · 1 month

Can I come over and bother you when you're having breakfast? No?

Grow up, kid.

gojirra · 1 month

Jerry Lewis used a real story that happened to him in it. He was stopped by an old lasy who asked for his autograph for her grandson, but Lewis had had a family tragedy that morning, and was rushing to comfort a relative, so he said, sorry can't stop, and kept moving. The old lady yelled after him, "YOU SHOULD GET CANCER!"

fox9iner · 1 month

Zimmerman was not trespassing, Martin was.

gojirra · 1 month

Did you ever see "King of Comedy"?

tamaleguy · 1 month

You're right, facts don't matter, what could I have been thinking?

tamaleguy · 1 month

Removal of the breasts at birth prevents breast cancer. As you were saying.

tamaleguy · 1 month

The solution is to stop breeding animals to some bizarre cosmetic conformance.

Dog breeders are fucking idiots, they intelligently design dogs who can't breathe, or need to deliver by caesarean section. They're making a lot of money by doing so, though, so, wtf...

tamaleguy · 1 month

Alsatian is a euphemism for German Shepard. These are Dobermans.

Heil, your ignorance!

honkeytonkmonkey · 1 month

Mainframe printers have always been pretty fast. :)

ITS laser printers are capable of producing continuous-form output at speeds of up to1060 pages per minute. The printers are IBM Advanced Function Printing (AFP) capable and can print duplex and simplex as well as Magnetic Ink Character Recognition (MICR) for producing easy to scan documents.

bobcat · 2 months

You HAVE to accept Vi's demonstrations are correct before you 'get' limits or series. Or you can spend a couple thousand more years mentally masturbating about Zeno's paradox.

redditMEred · 2 months

All we're going to do is approve things caught in the spam filter. There's no way to turn the damn thing off, and my own self post got caught in it the other day.

Anything else you'ld like to know?

elixir25 · 2 months

Haha, you're funny.

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