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What is the least likely thing that has happened to you recently? by zacharyseibertin AskReddit

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I'm having a hard time resisting looking up relatives that are near their deathbed. Score for the home team!

Does anyone know what the taby things on a pice of papper torn out of a spiral bound notebook? by mcdeaglesandwichin AskReddit

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Dear friends of Reddit,

Let us not hound our poor brother for not using the proper acronym for "DAE". I'm sure it was an honest mistake. He asks a humble and wonderful question that I don't have an answer for.

Thank you.

What is the funniest name you have ever heard of for a REAL person you met? by chippyrin AskReddit

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Jabar Salah; changed it from John Smith. No shit.

Hey Reddit, I finally got a cat! Please allow me to intoduce 2 month old Smokestack Lightning! [PIC] by Flamanatorin pics

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FUCK YOUR PUSSY

FTFY

Home sweet home (pic) by EthicalReasoningin pics

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Woah, I thought that place looked familiar at first. I live near there and was actually at that house last Christmas. They put on a stellar light show.

Current American soldiers: Would you still volunteer for your country if you were not being paid to fight? by ThickGreenPukein AskReddit

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To fight for your freedom to bitch about it.

How many shirts do you wear? by percypersimmonin AskReddit

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No kidding, I would settle for Mr. Five Shirts. Instead, I'm Mr. Two Shirt Guy and Wears His Underwear Outisde His Pants Guy.

Best review ever? by DearBurtin funny

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GTFO

What are your favorite candies? by bsxin AskReddit

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Smarties

In 1992, James May was fired from his job for putting a secret message in an issue of Autocar Magazine... by [deleted]in pics

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Thank you, James May, for ruining my life. I will now, and for the rest of my life, search for hidden clues in magazines, newspapers, books, billboards, ect...

Reddit, Why Haven't Fireworks Changed In 30 Years? by dwecklin AskReddit

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Did you see fireworks explode into letters that spelled something in particular back then? I'd say for the "at home" collection not a lot has changed, but on the professional level modern technology has helped tremedously.

What is your best original idea that turned out to already exist? by hydroxyin AskReddit

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Wow, that's...um...so, are you trying to break a record by how few or how many thrusts it takes to reach an orgasm? I don't get it.

I found a poison dart frog on my doorstep this morning. by sexymotherfakirin pics

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Pigs have 30 minute orgasms. Maybe this is why...

How many of you are smokers? by steberetfieldin AskReddit

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After eating...

Just another reason why I'm glad I'm not a woman by EatingTheRoadin pics

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PEDRO FOR PRESIDENT

What was the luckiest thing to ever happen to you? by gtxy80in AskReddit

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I found a Starbucks credit card where cash magically continued to flow. Eventually, the owner noticed the money dwindling away. It was the most incredible and sleepless week of my life.

Reddit, what one movie have you watched more than any other and how many times (roughly) have you watched it? by TacoTweetsin AskReddit

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Tropic Thunder ~ 15 times...Never go full retard.

What was the last book you read? by theimbenin AskReddit

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I understand. I was lucky enough to start the series with them all already published. I wouldn't be able to handle not having the next book lined up. Wasn't it 20 years or so between book 3 and book 4?

Hey, Runts...FTFY. by BenTGin pics

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I'll take 'em. Bananas are the best.

I don't even have to circle it... by Charun86in pics

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can I get pregnant on my period

can I get pregnant from precum

This may be my wife...sorry, guys.

Can you find the pit bull in the picture? by campbell363in AskReddit

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Sorry, MallRats Nostalgia overload...

Can you find the pit bull in the picture? by campbell363in AskReddit

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"That kid is back... on the escalator again!"

Can you find the pit bull in the picture? by campbell363in AskReddit

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"You dumb bastard! That's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!"

"Well you know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!"

Where's a good place to publish my poetry? by 978in AskReddit

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Head over to Duotrope. There are a lot of magazines, print and online, who are accepting submissions.

If you could eliminate one thing from this world, what would it be? by DrZocktahedronin AskReddit

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Absolutely nothing.

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