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Real relationship problems by odderzin funny

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

I dont see the hilarity of this. This does happen.

Medical Professionals of Reddit, what's the most fucked up thing you've seen? (NSFW / NSFL) by PhilosophicFruitFlyin AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 7 points8 points ago

Ha. Well I can remember this time working at the hospital in Kenya, but I was only a teenager then. I had gone on a trip to help build schools in an isolated part in Kenya, and because of my interest in medical studies I had been allowed to work at the local hospital. It was filled with mostly North American staff with some of them not much older than me. See these trips are supposed to take place in areas that had little to no violence, and were the local 'gangs' couldn't get you. That's not how this one worked. Late one night, one of the few 'policemen' was dropped off at the ER. It wasn't gunshot wound, wasn't broken bones, but he was burnt. He had been necklaced(where a car tire is filled with gasoline and put around someone neck, then light ablaze) and I honestly didn't know how he had survived it. I didn't really know that you could. But we place him on the bed and give him the strongest painkillers we could find and lay him on the bed. I just looked at the doctor and asked what the hell do we do? Then I heard the first one. Bang. Then a couple more. Bang Bang. I look outside to see flames only a couple hundred metres down. We were supposed to avoid this. The only doctor in the room gave me the marvellous idea to "stay put". Because I'm sure the marauding gang members aren't going to try and steal all the drugs. He left, and I got as prepared for what was happening as much as any teenage boy could have. I grabbed the side-arm of the officer laying in front of me, and took a long, deep breath. I had only fired a hand gun twice this, and that was only a .22 calibre, this must have been a .38 at least. I walked out of the room and heard some random shouting in Banto I think. I walked to the front door, and sat against the wall. I waited for what seemed like two hours, but finally heard foot steps coming up to the door. The first thing that came through was the barrel of and AK, so I raised my pistol and waited until I saw anything resembling a head. As soon as I did, Bam. Dead. I had to act fast or all the other thugs would be here in no time. I pulled the body inside and took his gun and ammo, then stopped. What am I doing? I just killed a man. Now I'm getting ready to kill more. What the hell am I doing?

Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out? by ohgoshwheretobeginin AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

I know the feel bro. Just kinda show her that and maybe she will take the next step.

What is the most uncomfortable question you can ask another person? by lordbathosin AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

How do you like someone to fuck you?

I had a lady come into my store to return a pair of worn pants she bought six years ago. Redditors who work retail, what's the most ridiculous thing you've seen a customer do? by BobSwaggetin AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 2 points3 points ago

I manage a small computer store ad one time had a woman come in asking to buy and Internet. I asked if she looking for a router and she said no my friends all got Internet and I was wondering if I could get one here.

I absolutely HATE when people say "I'm XX years young!" What's something that irritates you way more than it should? by AskMeAboutMyScrotumin AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

Your name made me laugh harder than anything else in this thread.

I absolutely HATE when people say "I'm XX years young!" What's something that irritates you way more than it should? by AskMeAboutMyScrotumin AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 2 points3 points ago

I saw your comment and thought this guys like me. Then I saw your username and said whooooaaaaa

What stereotypes do you associate with a person's first name? by EnrichingLivesin AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

Every girl who has an annoying Y at the back of their name is a slut.

What stereotype from about your country is absolutely true? by JesusJuice45in AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

Canada- I don't know about everyone else buti know I sure say eh a lot.

A gift to the Employees/Students/Ents of Reddit by trivzQ9in trees

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

Is there any way this can be uploaded again? Cant go to Megaupload D=

I had a one night stand with a girl, and two days later she tattoos my name on her skin without me knowing. What do I do?! by richay718in AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 -1 points0 points ago

This is when you realize just how good that one might stand was.

What are some of your small, trivial disappointments in day-to-day life? by ApocalypseMeowwwin AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 11 points12 points ago

Being too hot or too cold, and never being able to find an in between.

I changed my mom's computer wallpaper to this today. She panicked. by FFandMMfanin funny

[–]bl4ckblooc420 6 points7 points ago

Da da email da da da email

trees by 9mmCensorin RedDeer

[–]bl4ckblooc420 1 point2 points ago

No idea so far

[USA] [H] 1600 Xbox Live Points [W] Offers (All systems) by AJRiddlein gameswap

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

I've got some avatar items if you want.

Reddit, what is your favourite running joke in a t.v show? by JesusJuice45in AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 1 point2 points ago

AND THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!!

Scumbag Marijuana [FIXED] by Bertolli_28in trees

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

Know the feeling man.

What's the stupidest thing you've said to your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband? by kidthebillyin AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 1 point2 points ago

Not what I said, but my ex- girlfriend blurted out "come inside me" during sex without a condom. I just stopped and said nope.

What is the most interesting, funny, cool, or all around memorable thing a teacher ever did during a class... by Fhadein AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 1 point2 points ago

My grade 11 English teacher pilled all the desks together in the middle of the classroom. He threw a flag and some other random shit on it, hid a camera and left. He didn't come back for 20 minutes. This was his way of introducing us to Lord of the Flies.

Reddit, do you have any personal conspiracy theories that you believe in? by catfishangerin AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

I think our school is the opposite. We spend money to make it look like we aren't needy.

The bright side of life... :truestory: by TwisteD_420in trees

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

That makes three of us then boys. There is always something better.

The bright side of life... :truestory: by TwisteD_420in trees

[–]bl4ckblooc420 1 point2 points ago

True story is right. Thanks for posting this man really needed it.

Meeting my daughter's boyfriend for the first time today. Hard to resist the urge to mess with him a little. Any suggestions? by AMcNairin AskReddit

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

Sit beside him at the dinner table. At one point, put your hand in his lap and say "you know insert name, girls are nice but it good to get back to the real thing." throw in a winky face and squeeze his leg a little. Will haunt him for years.

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