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I asked my mom how my dog was doing in Florida. She responded with this by pandamoniummin aww

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis -3 points-2 points ago

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen, god dammit. I had a Sheltie when I was younger. One day my brother (the faggot) wanted to go to buy the newest Harry Potter book. My dog was old at the time and always had shit stuck to her hairy ass. When my Dad (abusive) reversed out of the driveway my dog (Missy) sprinted and dove under the back wheel. She died a few days later. I never got to see her after the accident because I was at the beach with my friend (junkie/faggot). The moral of the story is fuck you and your dog.

Sally Field (circa 1960's) by klr390in pics

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis 0 points1 point ago

It looks like Sally Field's head continues in the picture above.

Almost saved by Casillas by romantic_boyin soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis 0 points1 point ago

Robben probably would have been punched in the face by Ribery again if he had missed that.

Fernando Torres sealed it with a goal... Lovely picture. by BruLeein soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only person that is wondering why Torres was so far up the field before he scored his goal? When Drogba was on, Chelsea had all 10 men behind the ball.

CONGRATS CHELSEA!!! by Killaginain soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis 1 point2 points ago

One of the craziest games I have seen in a long time. Great result for English football.

I have but 1 question, as a neutral at this stage of the season would you pick Manchester City or Manchester United? by Robbo5002in soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis 3 points4 points ago

United. They have been in this position many times before and always pull it off.

Good Guy Greg takes up soccer by ironduke2010in AdviceAnimals

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis -3 points-2 points ago

This Good Guy Greg should eat a dick full of anuses.

Who else wants to see a Chelsea-Bayern Final ? by mhegdekattein soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis -1 points0 points ago

I don't. I really need to see the 20th "El Classico" of the season. If that happens I will kill myself.

Any Lord of the Rings fans out there? You'll love this. by NalrahPlaysin pics

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis 0 points1 point ago

Why yes, I would love a piece of your burning vagina cake.

I forgot how good it feels to watch Barca lose :) by SexualHerAssmentin soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis 0 points1 point ago

Luck is a big part of the game. Great to see the underdog win tonight...especially against Barcelona.

I forgot how good it feels to watch Barca lose :) by SexualHerAssmentin soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis 1 point2 points ago

Fully deserved win by Chelsea. They fought hard the whole game.

Animated Ashley Young by croissanwichin soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis -3 points-2 points ago

I had no idea that patient zero was making videos. I say this because only the person that created AIDS could be such a fucking douche.

Animated Ashley Young by croissanwichin soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis -32 points-31 points ago

That's a shame. I wish you would have died. As a matter of fact, I wish everyone that you have ever loved would die.

Ashley Young falling down... by omiclopsin soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis -6 points-5 points ago

Speaking of holding things, your sister loves holding my dick in her mouth while I choke her.

Ashley Young - The worst diver in the Premier League? by rocklobstarin soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis -2 points-1 points ago

It's part of the fucking game. If any player on Villa would have taken contact in the box and fallen down nobody would be saying anything.

Ashley Young falling down... by omiclopsin soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis -12 points-11 points ago

Yeah, almost as much as your cocksucking grandfather.

Ashley Young falling down... by omiclopsin soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis -22 points-21 points ago

I'll just borrow one from your mom. I hear that bitch is rollin in dicks.

Ashley Young falling down... by omiclopsin soccer

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis -52 points-51 points ago

You should eat all the dicks in the world. Then you should fucking kill yourself. After you are dead and in hell, you should eat the Devil's dick.

He may be 11, but I still call him my puppy by bertoemtin aww

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis -5 points-4 points ago

He will probably die soon.

Reddit, I'm physically attracted to my roommate and I think the feelings might be mutual. What do I do? by bigfatandyunchilvisin AskReddit

[–]bigfatandyunchilvis[S] 0 points1 point ago

UPDATE!!!!! WE KISSED!!!!!! I AM WETTER THAN A MOTHER FLIPPIN WATER SLIDE

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