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Am I the only chick on r/trees who can't figure out how to look sexy and toke at the same time??? by herbisthewordin trees

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

Try putting the mouth piece IN your mouth.

What is a show you liked when you were young, but now that you look at it these days, you find it just plain creepy? by cajoly200in AskReddit

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

Hah! That shows how much my parents were paying attention. Yeah, I've watched a few episodes recently and was shocked at how adult the humor was. I guess as a kid I just liked the physical comedy/musical part of it.

I am a black guy with a large penis that's attracted to fat white women. How many redditors are breathing stereotypes? by Dupenin AskReddit

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

Hah! That's pretty accurate. Conway is a little better because there are so many colleges there.

I am a black guy with a large penis that's attracted to fat white women. How many redditors are breathing stereotypes? by Dupenin AskReddit

[–]besst 1 point2 points ago

I don't live there anymore, but I grew up in little rock and Conway.

How many confused ladies does it take to screw in a light bulb? by smpagein WTF

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

Pics, nsfw, I'm sure there's a reddit out there for girls with tattoos and you could submit it to the general subreddit.

Are all blended families this chaotic? by MumJokesCanBeFunny2in AskReddit

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea, but the little typos in this are hilarious.

How many confused ladies does it take to screw in a light bulb? by smpagein WTF

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

This is in absolutely no way WTF.

I am a black guy with a large penis that's attracted to fat white women. How many redditors are breathing stereotypes? by Dupenin AskReddit

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

Also from Arkansas and this is true. A jacked up truck covered in mud is another fabulous redneck accessory. There were always loads of them in our highshool parking lot.

I have myself a mystery plant! (Zone 8) by besstin gardening

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Oh man....that is so similar. I am honestly not sure if that's it. I've never seen berries on it and the leaves looks slightly different, but the flowers are a dead ringer.

IF it does put out berries, this lady is buying an ice cream machine!

Thanks!!

It looks like a giant jizzed all over my couch...(SFW) by besstin pics

[–]besst[S] 0 points1 point ago

I did know that it's microfiber, but I did not know I could wash it like that! I was planning on using fabric cleaner on it. The stuff is just flour and water (paper mache paste), so it should come out in the wash. Thanks!!

It looks like a giant jizzed all over my couch...(SFW) by besstin pics

[–]besst[S] 0 points1 point ago

ooooo self-burn!

Found this on the sidewalk!!! Should I keep it? by hunglejungle333in WTF

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

Treat it like something else someone might lose....like a pet! Tell the police, maybe out put a vague ad that the person who lost it would recognize (not saying how much money, of course). If the police don't take it and if no one claims it in a couple of weeks, congrats! Go buy yourself a nice steak and some fine whiskey.

"Oh, you were on the cover of Time as a child? That's so coo- oh... oh god..." by rev_birdin funny

[–]besst 1 point2 points ago

That's going to stretch her shirt out.

One of the best things I've read in a while by bucknakid14in funny

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

"Shark Week" is also what I call my period!

I saw a duck reunite with one of its chicks, only to then brutally kill it. When have you seen something turn from adorable to suddenly horrific? by lumirasin AskReddit

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

I once pulled my car over to grab a turtle out of the middle of the street. A truck was coming right towards it as I got out of the car, and since there was no other traffic around, I pointed to the turtle, thinking the guy would just go around it. Nope. He ran over the poor thing right in front of me. I still remember the cracking/popping noise and pieces of shell flying out....

Friend of mine got this from one of her customers tonight...ouch. by tapdathoein pics

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It all has to do with how willing the management is to promo things. A lot of restaurants won't let their servers take anything off of the bill, no matter how many mistakes were made. I work in a place where promo's are encouraged because it's all about making sure the guest leaves happy so that they will come again. Most of our customers are regulars, and most have probably had some mistake (wrong order, food taking too long, etc) happen to them at some point. The management is so amazing, though, that they will do anything to make the guest happy. I had a table a few weeks ago where their breakfast took ~45 minutes, when it should have been at most 20. We bought all of their food, and gave them a $10 gift card. They have been back a few times since then.

Dr. H.W. Evans, Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, 8 August 1925 [5181 × 3817] by marquis_of_chaosin HistoryPorn

[–]besst 27 points28 points ago

Weird. He looks so nice. If you took away the hate garb and put him in a suit he might look like someone's sweet uncle.

I just want somebody to hold me while I cry for a bit. by men_with_venin offmychest

[–]besst 1 point2 points ago

The bad thing....

New Bride decides to tell new groom she's HIV positive on their honeymoon. by tmo1138in WTF

[–]besst -1 points0 points ago

I live in Seattle....might get me some lady duds!

I just want somebody to hold me while I cry for a bit. by men_with_venin offmychest

[–]besst 1 point2 points ago

WWSHD? (What Would Super Hans Do)

Mom sent me 4 justin Bieber t-shirts while overseas on tour by vchamain pics

[–]besst 1 point2 points ago

I love how that one guy tied his in a knot to make it tighter.

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