If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes?

Clayburn · 2 days

because who gets to decide that a couple is allowed to reproduce and under what circumstances are they allowed to reproduce?

I mean the potential for abuse there is pretty ripe.

salvia_d · 2 days

Not just Bear Cavalry, our entire 83'rd regiment is polar bears, incase someone tries to come in from the north.

Best luck fighting a polar bear with a machine gun.....

Where's shitty watercolour when you need him? lol

oteren · 2 days

I'm disapointed that the top comments are nothing about the fact that this means the DB is not encrypted, hashed, NOTHING>

Have my upvote because the top comments are stupid.

oteren · 2 days

if they DO have a vault, then cracking ONE password gets ALL passwords.... BAD system.

Trishlovesdolphins · 4 days

Locking the doors may not prevent ALL thieves, but it's at least a vague filter for hooligans etc....

freshasapoppy · 4 days

...the show before mine is puppets making crank calls....

TestZero · 4 days

Best comment yet this year.

cjknjkn · 7 days

Llama can use locale plugins? %$!%$#@%$#% why hadn't I found that yet?

DAMN!

Andewz111 · 9 days

lol, I mis-read carny as Canary.

A canary high on meth is a scary thought.

neinbot · 10 days

While I as a father would gladly accept it as a nice gesture, it would reduce my wife to tears, as she doesn't have the time to do this.

Great gesture, but good odds of poor reception.

arbiterxero · 11 days

Super-Soaker.

I keep one loaded up for when my 2yr old starts crying so hard that he holds his breath until he passes out. Well He doesn't any more. On occasion I have to pull out the super-soaker, give him a squirt and he gets shocked enough to breathe again.

Sometimes this results in a water-gun fight outside, sometimes anger, but these days if he even starts to hold his breath he sees me go for the gun, and he stops himself.

Yep, I'm cruel, but it works, it's safe and half the time he thinks it's funny.

SlumberingParrot · 11 days

not a dude.... mother and DAUGHTER

new_fatherkw · 11 days

A few points...

Large regional insurance companies are hiring call centre workers soon. Over the summer they usually hire a few batches. Don't assume they'll go through your resume twice with one submission. Apply to each position individually.

While it's not ideal, it Does get your foot in the door. Consider dumbing down the resume so as not to be overqualified. Once you're in moving around isn't hard.

Rumour has it that sun life is hiring a swath of tech workers.....consider a technical analyst role

Consider paying someone to re-create your resume. Usually $150 and the last time I did it, it was the best $150 I ever spent.

Export your resume to pdf. Half of the resume sweeping programs can't process them (especially if it's just an image pdf). PDF's look super professional AND someone will probably have to go through it manually.

Don't forget to have some cheap fun. Releasing stress can be important right now.

PM me if you want in on my weekly board games ....best luck!

kimberlyann0507 · 11 days

Depending on who's the suck (see:most likely to cry). Choose the other to go in and hold her hand as she goes under. It's important that she sees strength and a familiar face when they put the mask on. All smiles and reassurance.

For us, it was me, daddy. Now I pride myself on being strong and level headed in the face of adversity but seeing his terror as they held the mask on his face.....well it took everything in me to remain strong for 30 seconds (it was probably only 10 secs )

Mentally prepare yourself for this.

I cried after and you will too. It's ok. Bring a backpack of snacks and drinks incase she doesn't like apple juice

Bring a change of clothes for you and her. The general anesthesia Will make her puke and a spare shirt for you and/or mum will come in handy

Hokie200proof · 11 days

No a car accident can be genetically predisposed based on attention span, carelessness,intelligenc etc.....

haavarl · 11 days

Bwah hahahahah....now how do I slip that into a meeting.....hmmmmm

haavarl · 11 days

Hmmm, an excellent point, I guess I was envisioning the Girl giving it to the guy.

Still, I'd bet both exist. Let's find out!

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relevant_rule34!

.... I've always wanted to try this...

haavarl · 12 days

I'd ask how you get chlamydia of the eye but, rule 34 suggests that not only is it possible but i'm sure someone will post porn of eyeball sex.....

istrebitjel · 12 days

And earned a special place in her heart too!

MyNameIsLaura · 13 days

What about life or death decisions? In Hospital only allowing "Family" to see one that's sick?

What about Divorce and the right to proceedings if something goes wrong?

How about Child Custody if one dies?

etc...

There are bigger issues than taxes, but why should they pay higher taxes anyways?

MyNameIsLaura · 13 days

They can't really be together though, there are many legal and financial benefits that will be denied to them.

ChromeDeagle · 22 days

As a dad who started young, I get judged even as I walk through town.

I mean I had a kid at 20, so it wasn't 16...... but young enough.... and sadly as I hit 30 this year, I could still pass for a 15 year old (babyfaced etc...)

I have a house, a car, a wife, everything anyone else with kids has (although it was much harder for me to get these things because I started young) and I still get judged on EVERYTHING.

ChromeDeagle · 22 days

or worse, having them both accuse you of doing the beating and instigating it...

jhend · 22 days

Having had young kids and a wii, it essnentially becomes a toy you have to share.

It gets put away when you're done, but you can play it as long as you play together.

It's a great bonding experience!

touringcav · 22 days

The problem is in how they define you as dropping out of the work force.

If you've been looking for a job for 3 years but haven't found one yet, you don't count.

At least that's my understanding of it.

arbiterxero

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