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WE RUN THIS SHIT! by Arthemedusin funny

[–]androcyde 9 points10 points ago

How does this picture get posted so many times and it never crosses anybody's mind that maybe they're just posing with their pants like that as a joke? One of them is wearing long johns for christ's sake. There's nothing funnier than long johns.

A Gift from ASRS by nilestain ShitRedditSays

[–]androcyde 20 points21 points ago

This was originally banned during pedogaeddon, why the fuck did the admins allow it to go back up? I tried to get people against it a while ago, and defended its deletion from shitheads.

I remember when this was new. The horrible thing about it is the submission has to include the the account name which is oftentimes the girls actual name, making her easily stalkable. Even creepier is some of them are obviously minors, i.e., have screen names that end in a number like 1995, which is most definitely their birth year.

The photobucket mobile app syncs to the users account, automatically uploading pictures to it. A lot of users are unaware of this so the creeps on that subreddit try to steal girls nude pictures as soon as they are uploaded and before the girl realizes and removes it or a photobucket admit deletes it.

I remember a super creepy comment from a poster there along the lines of the reason he enjoyed the subreddit wasn't because he thought the girls were hot, but because he got turned on by the thought of invading their privacy and that the girls had their nudes made public for people to jack off to while being completely unaware. These are the men who use this subscribe to this subreddit.

A new law in Argentina allows everybody, even children, to choose and change their gender without having to justify it. by rosso_neroin worldnews

[–]androcyde 0 points1 point ago

It's mostly just accurate when it comes to white people. For example, white people love to feign offense at imagined racism towards them.

AVFM thinks we're behind r/beatingwomen by melteddaliin SRSMeta

[–]androcyde 61 points62 points ago

It's funny that the mens rights movement is so easy to troll that they'll invent imaginary stories to troll themselves with.

A new law in Argentina allows everybody, even children, to choose and change their gender without having to justify it. by rosso_neroin worldnews

[–]androcyde 0 points1 point ago

Ever consider that some stereotypes exist for a reason? Why don't you cry into a jar of mayonnaise and listen to boring music over it.

A new law in Argentina allows everybody, even children, to choose and change their gender without having to justify it. by rosso_neroin worldnews

[–]androcyde 4 points5 points ago

Nothing wrong with being undecided, more the "race doesn't exist" part. While it is pretty much true from a genetics standpoint, it's definitely not true from a sociological standpoint. It's easy for people to say race doesn't exist when they never have to deal with racism.

A new law in Argentina allows everybody, even children, to choose and change their gender without having to justify it. by rosso_neroin worldnews

[–]androcyde 2 points3 points ago

Just to be clear, this is the whitest viewpoint ever.

r/mensrights compared to the kkk? WTF? by UglySockPuppetin MensRights

[–]androcyde 46 points47 points ago

ahaha they just deleted your pathetic ass

[EffortPost] "The New Duckface: Being Unable to Stand Up Straight." by MarlovianDiscosophiain ShitRedditSays

[–]androcyde 27 points28 points ago

I find it hilarious since redditors didn't realize why some people may squat in a large group picture, making it painfully obvious they don't have enough friends to ever have taken a large group picture with before.

[EffortPost] "The New Duckface: Being Unable to Stand Up Straight." by MarlovianDiscosophiain ShitRedditSays

[–]androcyde 18 points19 points ago

the frogface serves a purpose though

ANOTHER GGG in which him being a 'good guy' consists of the bare minimum of NOT RAPING A GIRL [+323] by President_Cowin ShitRedditSays

[–]androcyde 4 points5 points ago

I'm going to give my first ever thumbs up to Reddit for actually calling this shit out in the top comments.

That.. felt weird.

TW: Rapist in r/Seduction : "insane amount of resistance " "verbally told me to stop several times" "heavily resistant" but "closed the deal" [+20] by ewwwboysin ShitRedditSays

[–]androcyde 72 points73 points ago

Ahahaha at r/Seduction trying to delete anything that makes them look bad. Sorry frogma and TofuTofu, but you'll have to delete the entire subreddit if you don't want people thinking you're all a bunch of rapists.

SRSEducation night is a GO GO GO GO!! by Impswitchin SRSDiscussion

[–]androcyde 13 points14 points ago

This is too funny. Because screw actual definitions right? Making your own is twice the fun!

How come you shitheads never have any problem with pointing out how the scientific definition of "theory" differs from the common usage definition that appears in the dictionary whenever discussing evolution?

It's the same thing. Academic terms are rigidly defined to avoid ambiguity. It's not a difficult concept.

20 African Americans beat up White Male, stating "Now that's justice for Trayvon." Vigilante justice HAS to stop. by togorangein politics

[–]androcyde 5 points6 points ago

Remember that time in your AMA when I called you out on your low effort puppetmaster trolling despite always throwing whiny shitfits, and you insisted it was all bullshit that other people said about you?

Well you challenged me to find an instance of you actually saying it, so here it is.

An /r/OKCupid mod thinks SRS is responsible for their thread about demanding trans* people disclose being complete shit by nyoro_nin SRSMeta

[–]androcyde 15 points16 points ago

I wonder if he even realizes he used every cliche shithead argument there is, including "definitions are fluid, not rigid" and "maybe I have thick skin, because no words offend me".

Do we have a Cracked writer now? "Men's Rights" by tuba_manin SRSBusiness

[–]androcyde 9 points10 points ago

We do (or did) have a Cracked writer at SRS actually. I don't remember who, but it's the author from the "creepiest places on the internet" article, which is one of my favorite articles on Cracked.

TW: "I have been accused of attempted date-rape. What am I supposed to do now?" "Rape her since the damage is already done." [+39] by harveystewartin ShitRedditSays

[–]androcyde 26 points27 points ago

I never really saw the point since reddit usually gives horrible advice anyway

[a lil effort] Typical 4-Chan "tits or GTFO" shit gets posted: "Would it be misogynist if I said that was a somewhat solid argument?" [+164] by ysenin ShitRedditSays

[–]androcyde 16 points17 points ago

I've been on reddit 4+ years and have good-naturedly shrugged at a lot of the sexist stuff here, or written some of it off as sour grapes. OP's submission might be the one that drives me away. The tone is just so...hateful even if people think the message makes a point. :( And the responses to your comment are awful as well.

Another Reddit casualty. May you and Human_Fund_CEO find peace :(

Man lives with roommates who are females. Man receives baked goods from the females. How will reddit respond? [effort] by boopbeepbeepboopin ShitRedditSays

[–]androcyde 11 points12 points ago

how is the friendzone shit even relevant? Isn't the cardinal rule of dating that you should never date your roommate? Not that I expect Redditors to understand anything about the dating world.

Dear /r/shittymath, what is your favorite number? by G-Brainin shittymath

[–]androcyde 5 points6 points ago

my favorite number is the euler-mascheroni constant

I don't understand any of that but it seems pretty obscure!

What are these "US dollars" you speak of? I only recognize the currency of LOGIC by preveytin magicskyfairy

[–]androcyde 4 points5 points ago*

Makes sense that a make believe god would be featured on make believe FIAT currency. I only trust currency that is backed by something fallible like gold, and I only support beings that operate by logic like Ron Paul.

"Retards are retarded and calling them that shouldn't be considered wrong." [+70] by TravisWhitakerin ShitRedditSays

[–]androcyde 5 points6 points ago

actually I'm pretty sure "racist" won that thread, but "privileged" was a close second

"These Faggots just showed up in my neighborhood!!" (pic of a stack of sticks) (+595) by Homepiein ShitRedditSays

[–]androcyde 23 points24 points ago

I'm going to the local middle school to learn more jokes I can post on Reddit. Karma, here I come ! :D

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