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I get two kinds of mail by rapist_sniffing_dogin SRSMailbag

[–]amoxummo 3 points4 points ago

You're such a good dog. SUCH A GOOD DOG.

Alright Reddit! What are some of the biggest movie plot holes that you know of? by DrToonzin AskReddit

[–]amoxummo 2 points3 points ago

Because time is a pretzel, which is delicious.

What I really want to know about that movie was if Sabertooth and Kate's brother were ever charged with assisting a suicide or something to the effect.

[Effortpost] Street Harassment Don't Even Real. - Reddit. by Sophonaxin ShitRedditSays

[–]amoxummo 36 points37 points ago

holds up "TUBA_MAN MARRY ME" sign, screams until fainting

RAHHHH! C: by Rilginin aww

[–]amoxummo 0 points1 point ago

I KNOW I NEED MORE

RAHHHH! C: by Rilginin aww

[–]amoxummo 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I realize it's a repost, I simply hoped that this person knew where else it may have been from. Of what do I have to feel ashamed?

RAHHHH! C: by Rilginin aww

[–]amoxummo 4 points5 points ago

Where is this from?

Neighbors friendly cat. by ndeckerin aww

[–]amoxummo 1 point2 points ago

I read "Friendly Neighborhood Cat" and started hearing: "Spider-cat, spider-cat..."

The perfect nap makes your toes curl. by araptor55in aww

[–]amoxummo 0 points1 point ago

dem paws! <3

I had my friend do a painting of me and best friend Bruce Willis. by therobotaddictin aww

[–]amoxummo 1 point2 points ago

The third photo ambushed me with its cuteness. My heart nearly exploded.

He didn't want me to leave. by pwyliein aww

[–]amoxummo 0 points1 point ago

When I was a kid, my family took a trip to visit a friend who lived up in the mountains. The friend had a big friendly dog, yellow and easy-going. When it came time for us to leave, the dog suddenly dashed into the passenger seat well and refused to budge.

The friend explained that people often drove their dogs up the mountains to dump them so they can't find their way home. This dog was apparently one of those cases. He'd been living with the friend for three years, and still, every chance he got, he'd duck into a car, thinking it can take him home.

On rape jokes being bad: "Devil's advocate here: humor is an invaluable weapon against the uglier parts of life." [+27] by clairekincaidin ShitRedditSays

[–]amoxummo 1 point2 points ago

Tuba_man, your ability to calmly spread empathy and decency is unmatched. STOP BEING AWESOME.

"I'm getting sick of the 'fat tolerance' movement I'm seeing recently... 99.9% of the time, it's a condition created through the individuals own weakness, and no tolerance shall be given." [+567] by human_botfly_larvain ShitRedditSays

[–]amoxummo 10 points11 points ago

The five minutes that I took to read your post were my best-spent five minutes on reddit today. Thank you.

80% of a small town's Police punished, 6 cops and 1 clerk FIRED, for speaking out against rights violations and false arrests by the Police Chief and Town Council. by thatsnotminesirin politics

[–]amoxummo 1 point2 points ago

My god, I wish I can believe you. There's a saying about cops that sticks in my mind: "Never trust someone who's been a cop for more than 20 years. It means they must have caved to the corruption at some point to maintain their career." And maybe it's confirmation bias, but I never see cops punished unless they were blowing whistles.

In your experience, am I naive to have any hope that "good cops" can ever stand up to this centralized system of authority?

Meet Loki, our 9 month old foster puppy by whydoyoulookin aww

[–]amoxummo 0 points1 point ago

... oh god, please no.

ohgod its super cold over here by bbooin aww

[–]amoxummo 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't going to do nothing!!

ohgod its super cold over here by bbooin aww

[–]amoxummo 0 points1 point ago

A panda is a vicious bear, not a toy.

Which is why I'll be distracting the mother panda with the freshest bamboo while you cuddle with the fluffy little guy.

New Police Strategy in NYC - Sexual Assault Against Peaceful Protesters: “Yeah so I screamed at the [cop], I said, ‘you grabbed my boob! what are you, some kind of fucking pervert?’ So they took me behind the lines and broke my wrists.” by maxwellhillin politics

[–]amoxummo 1 point2 points ago

Cops are corrupt in the Nolan trilogy, half of them are either on a crime lord's payroll or willing to act selfishly, with the exception of Gordon. Batman never goes after them, even when they destroy his best friend and the woman he loves.

Anyway, the point I was trying to make is that if Batman existed, he'd probably be helping the cops arrest people, not keep them from violating someone's civil rights.

New Police Strategy in NYC - Sexual Assault Against Peaceful Protesters: “Yeah so I screamed at the [cop], I said, ‘you grabbed my boob! what are you, some kind of fucking pervert?’ So they took me behind the lines and broke my wrists.” by maxwellhillin politics

[–]amoxummo 1 point2 points ago

I can't ever recall him taking on corruption in the police force. Always individual "criminals," never the system. I could be wrong, you got an example?

It's my cake day so here's a pic of my daughter and my dog by carly14in aww

[–]amoxummo 9 points10 points ago

clutches heart and falls over dead from the aww

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