Everyone involved in US politics should watch this at least once a year

ek_ladki · 1 month

The common thread here is cultural propaganda that the oppressed class is not really human, but some kind of untermenschen. Sometimes backed up by pseudoscience.

Tell yourself enough times that the person you torture is just like a dog or a cow and you'll start to believe it. Nazi officers used to get commendations for the lack of emotion they showed while committing horrid acts.

wikidd · 1 month

I wonder how much of the price hike is caused by rich foreigners buying up choice spots.

cos · 1 month

Advertise internet things on radio to people who don't internet
People use your stuff bc they heard it on the radio and can't internet
PROFIT!!!

mmm610 · 1 month

Thanks for this!

onerupee · 1 month

I don't always visit r/humanporn, but when I do...

EYE BROWSE

likessexalot · 1 month

Reminds me of the interview Beavis and Butthead did with Rolling Stone magazine:

Butthead: "I don't like stuff that sucks."
Reporter: "But you define 'stuff that sucks' as stuff you don't like. So aren't you really saying, 'I don't like stuff I don't like'?"
Beavis: "Um, did you, like, go to college?"

radicalnovelty · 1 month

That's funny, because I invented a "jump to conclusions" mat. You see, it has various "conclusions" that you can "jump" to.

What do ya think?

alliebp · 1 month

Now that's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

Theyellowk123 · 1 month

Or eyeball scanners and you get those spider things from Minority Report.

Theyellowk123 · 1 month

Ima grip and sip.

JorgeGarrido · 1 month

Agreed, and I was so glad to learn of Eddie's future plans to kick the monkey in the ding-ding.

sparkplug49 · 2 months

You rang?

Rosetti · 2 months

Girls with no titties say yeah

tr0picana · 2 months

I wonder if it's easier for kids who were raised on farms, since they see the animals doing it constantly.

Can we hear from any farm kids?

qwertyasdfg123456 · 3 months

Ahhhh shit. The worst part is that I had lists and lists of links from their site that I was going to download when I got the chance...if I'd known they were going to be shutting down, I would have been downloading 24/7.

The best part for me of the site was the search function...I would do a random search and find the most wonderful things. Better than amazon, even, in many ways. Unlike most of the alternatives, you didnt have to know exactly what you were looking for. You could just explore.

FML now that it's shut down. I would appreciate a PM if anyone finds it resurrected in some form.

eissirk · 3 months

I always thought a good poet could make an amusing haiku out of the owner's lines

Joby dat's the nastiest
thang I ever seen you do dog
the shit gonna get on yo ball
oh good night crank dat car up gurl

america_f_yeah · 3 months

I often think of Digital Underground's contribution to that song We're All In the Same Gang when I see this sort of thing:

I'm in a rage...
Oh, yeah, yo why is that G?
Other races, they say we act like rats in a cage.
I try to argue, but check it, every night in the news
We prove them suckers right, and I got the blues...

Anybody else remember that song?

overclockedreality · 3 months

Just read it. It reads like an account of the old ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny fallacy of Ernst Haeckel and similar 19th-century thinkers, updated to include DNA. I'd hate to break it to Leary, but DNA is not the end-all-and-be-all of living things that most laymen take it to be.

For one thing, DNA does not itself control how genes are expressed. You may have the gene for lymphoma, for example, but it may never be activated. The developing field of epigenetics studies how and why genes come to be expressed, but it is in the very early stages and it all seems mysterious at this moment.

deeps918 · 3 months

America’s most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit... high quality, grade-A, prime cut, pure American bullshit, and the sad part is is that most people seem to been indoctrinated to believe that bullshit only comes from certain places, certain sources; advertising, politics, salesmen... not true, bullshit is everywhere, bullshit is rampant, parents are full of shit, teachers are full of shit, clergymen are full of shit, and law enforcement people are full of shit. This entire country, this entire country is completely full of shit and always has been from the Declaration of Independence to the Constitution of the Star Spangled Banner, it’s still nothing more than one big, steaming pile of red, white and blue, all-American bullshit because think of how we started... think of that. This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us “all men are created equal”. Oh yeah... all men, except for Indians and Niggers and women right? Always like to use that authentic American language. This was a small group of unelected white male, land-holding, slave owners who also suggested their class be the only one allowed to vote. Now that is what’s known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit. And I think Americans really show their ignorance when they say they want their politicians to be honest. What are these fucking cretins talking about? If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse! No one would know what to do! Honesty would fuck this country up!

George Carlin, You Are All Diseased

questionTimeELIF · 3 months

Related old Bloom County comic

Brancher · 3 months

Do like the bad guy from Dirty Harry, pay somebody to beat you up and blame it on the police.

"It was a cop...his name was Callahan!"

SeniorWhoopy · 3 months

I used to work with pools and hot tubs, and I heard stories about girls with long hair who dunked down in a hot tub and got their hair wrapped up in the motor. Usually the others were not fast enough to cut the hair and save them from drowning.

Also, on some (older model) hot tubs, it was possible that if you sat down on the filter naked it would create such suction that your intestines would get sucked out your asshole.

Creatrix · 3 months

You know what this thread needs is just one more smartass.

Permapaul · 3 months

No I did not. Derp.

america_f_yeah

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