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This might be a man's biggest fear by aerogp1in AdviceAnimals

[–]agent_la_zero -1 points0 points ago

maybe you think she likes you, but really she doesnt. Maybe she doesnt want to be on your team and realized that too late. Maybe she is thinking "wrap it up" and holding still so you finish faster.

"Fucking is a team sport. Do your part, ladies." [+318] by positiveapathyin ShitRedditSays

[–]agent_la_zero 0 points1 point ago

hey, just dont have sex with douche bags and everything shall be fine; no need to swear off sex entirely ;)

Spent the night with the girl I've been drooling over all year. I didn't get "lucky", maybe even friend zoned, but this is what she left me this morning. I think I'm in love. by Mopsiclein trees

[–]agent_la_zero 1 point2 points ago

is she friend zoning him, or is he sex zoning her? Sometimes girls just want to be friends...

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players of x-box live and other online games; a fantastic blog to post those fat/ugly/slutty messages from male gamers (fatuglyorslutty.com)

submitted ago by agent_la_zero to feminisms

Introducing Casual Hitler by kudeyin AdviceAnimals

[–]agent_la_zero 2 points3 points ago

oh sweet, I really needed a meme to express my latent antisemitism!! Oh wait...

If only this actually happened.. by DanAldred6in AdviceAnimals

[–]agent_la_zero -8 points-7 points ago

if only you would stop re-posting sexist memes...

Every pregnant woman on facebook... by Gaijinlocoin AdviceAnimals

[–]agent_la_zero 3 points4 points ago

this is literally what facebook is for; to post about your life. If you don't like what someone is posting delete them, or hide their post. Not rocket surgery people.

im always afraid they are going to rip open like a sausage casing by IMREALWHAT_R_Uin AdviceAnimals

[–]agent_la_zero 4 points5 points ago

you sir, are an effing genius.

im always afraid they are going to rip open like a sausage casing by IMREALWHAT_R_Uin AdviceAnimals

[–]agent_la_zero 6 points7 points ago

cod-piece, ladies?

im always afraid they are going to rip open like a sausage casing by IMREALWHAT_R_Uin AdviceAnimals

[–]agent_la_zero 3 points4 points ago

I'm glad there are people out there helping humanity by policing women's appearances! Otherwise; anarchy! True story bro.

Found this in my math book... by kweagin pics

[–]agent_la_zero 0 points1 point ago

oh, it is funny because it is not racist! Oh, wait...

Love you IKEA, but EVERY FUCKING TIME!!! by HurricaneWeaselin funny

[–]agent_la_zero 16 points17 points ago

I thought the joke was, go to IKEA, contemplate shooting self.

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Woah Photography (by Maleonn) (emptykingdom.com)

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Inside of my head today [7] by Boxing_Cleverin trees

[–]agent_la_zero 1 point2 points ago

this is so awesome :D

I need some advice ladies... :( by zanzeiin entwives

[–]agent_la_zero 1 point2 points ago

It feels like he is the one and your "best" friend, but someone who truly cared about you would not do something like that, and worse, lie about it-deep down you know this- Being cheated on sucks, really bad. But you deserve better, be by yourself for a while, these are the best times for growth. And remember the Ent Wives are always here for you!

Reddit, my GF has a mustache and some beard hairs. How do I ask her nicely to shave it off? by moustachegirlin AskReddit

[–]agent_la_zero 0 points1 point ago

if you feel like it is necessary to go behind her back and ask Reddit, then maybe you should do her a favor and break up so she can find a less douchy boyfriend.

Reddit, my GF has a mustache and some beard hairs. How do I ask her nicely to shave it off? by moustachegirlin AskReddit

[–]agent_la_zero -2 points-1 points ago

yes, finally a sensible answer.

Reddit, my GF has a mustache and some beard hairs. How do I ask her nicely to shave it off? by moustachegirlin AskReddit

[–]agent_la_zero -8 points-7 points ago

break up with her so she has the chance to date someone not as superficial as you are.

College freshy by alexbarnesin trees

[–]agent_la_zero 3 points4 points ago

the opposite of this is, smokes once, has a panic attack "yeah, I'm allergic to weed"

Got Baked? I didn't experience any of these problems? by pminasiain trees

[–]agent_la_zero 3 points4 points ago

got baked, finally understood Heidegger, got an A in philosophy class...

While driving at night... by matty2714in AdviceAnimals

[–]agent_la_zero 17 points18 points ago

for the love of Gawd, please, do not repost this meme anymore!

Some of My Professors Must Watch This Show by FrenjaminBanklinin AdviceAnimals

[–]agent_la_zero 0 points1 point ago

well, that is why there are academic writing centres at most universities...it is not really the prof's job to "teach" you how to write.

Some of My Professors Must Watch This Show by FrenjaminBanklinin AdviceAnimals

[–]agent_la_zero 0 points1 point ago

well, usually Profs/TA's write "good job" or "good read" or "interesting" because they want to encourage you, most likely "well structured argument" is code for "your argument is fucking stupid"

[Mini effort] So how about OneY, the male "equivalent" of TwoX? by ClashOfFeminizationsin ShitRedditSays

[–]agent_la_zero 1 point2 points ago

hey, so did I!

[Mini effort] So how about OneY, the male "equivalent" of TwoX? by ClashOfFeminizationsin ShitRedditSays

[–]agent_la_zero 2 points3 points ago

Black Peeeeeople.

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