One of my high school teachers, whose class I was in when he was in his 20s, lives in the nearby city. He's one of those all-around awesome people who you just know has an awesome life.

I located his youtube channel, and through that I found

• a video of him dancing at a very famous movie producer's christmas party in a 7-foot yeti costume, grinding with random girls.
• a video of him spinning fireballs in a Santa costume.

By stalking his sister's facebook and thereupon finding the link to his facebook photo albums, I secured photos of him

• Wearing a mullet wig while playing beer pong, in front of nude model pinups
• flashing at least $5000 worth of cash, all in Benjamins

He works a second job at a restaurant, but won't tell us where. Through 4 or 5 random descriptors that he dropped at various times during the 2 years I had him as a teacher, I used Yelp to narrow down his workplace to 3 possibilities. I think we'll ask around at those places and surprise him this summer.