sascha baron cohen as the dictator gets it

benjbong · 2012-05-26T12:34:00.790217+00:00

into the air

anonnomer · 1 day

very clever ^^

Cyanide_Cola · 1 day

or the totally inactive /r/girlgaymers

_Madk · 1 day

you presume that they haven't already xP

_Madk · 2 days

(sorry for the link shortener, the website was already submitted. a year ago.)

JustKay · 2 days

Not so hilarious when members of your own family vehemently support the very same arguments. :(

longdistancelover69 · 4 days

it's alright! just a suggestion for future postings ^^

longdistancelover69 · 4 days

you might have made it look something like this, for readability's sake

What is your favorite flavor ice cream?

Strawberry

Pepsi or coke?

Sprite

What are you studying?

Public Relations/English

What quality about your boyfriend do you find the most irritating?

His temper

What is his favorite color?

blue

Have you ever directly communicated with his parents?

Yes

Would you rather become deaf or entirely numb?

deaf

What're your favorite songs?

I like showtunes Broadway type songs

Which OS do you use?

OS?

Who did you vote for in the last presidential election? If you didn't vote, why not?

Obama, only bc my dad did I'm not into politics

What is your favorite fruit?

Strawberry

If you could alter one thing about your boyfriend's appearance, what would it be and why?

His teeth, he has a cavity on the front of his front teeth

Are you proficient in any languages other than English? Which ones?

Spanish

How many boyfriends have you had before your current one?

3

How many girlfriends has he had before you?

1

What are his favorite television series?

He's not big on TV...but he watchs Family Guy, House, Regular Show

_Madk · 4 days

Let's assume that:

No = -1
Yes = 1

The arithmetic mean of -1 and -1 is still -1, but since there are two of them and a negative times a negative is a positive (-1*-1=1), we can see that the equation works out as so:

(-1 * -1) = 1

And since 1=Yes, "No means no" = "Yes".

thec0rinthian · 4 days

I dunno - I can't golf for shit but I have little difficulty firing a gun, and honestly found it to be easier than it looked. (Though I was going off of watching others shooting, not movie magic.) I'm a decent shot with a rifle and a shotgun and not too terrible with a handgun after only a few goes at a range. All shooting really takes is steady hands and a good eye while golf takes devil magic to even get the ball going in the right direction.

thec0rinthian · 4 days

you filthy communist

thec0rinthian · 4 days

To /r/nocontext with you

a12345678910 · 4 days

Play more film scores. The best of them are no less masterpieces, and more people can relate to and enjoy them. Everyone loves to hear a John Williams song every now and then.

longdistancelover69 · 4 days

good lord woman, learn to use formatting :P

longdistancelover69 · 4 days

What is your favorite flavor ice cream?
Pepsi or coke?
What are you studying?
What quality about your boyfriend do you find the most irritating?
What is his favorite color?
Have you ever directly communicated with his parents?
Would you rather become deaf or entirely numb?
What're your favorite songs?
Which OS do you use?
Who did you vote for in the last presidential election? If you didn't vote, why not?
What is your favorite fruit?
If you could alter one thing about your boyfriend's appearance, what would it be and why?
Are you proficient in any languages other than English? Which ones?
How many boyfriends have you had before your current one?
How many girlfriends has he had before you?
What are his favorite television series?

I-am-fifty-ft-tall · 4 days

I'm sure there are, though I have no specific examples to offer you except those who aren't out yet and so don't have a lot of choice in the matter.

I-am-fifty-ft-tall · 4 days

"trans" means that I was born such that I was assumed to be a gender other than what I am - I was born looking like a guy and now, because that appearance is wrong, I'm working on correcting it. I haven't exactly "switched to female", though given enough time maybe you could try to put it that way.

"lesbian" means that I'm a girl who is sexually attracted to other girls, regardless of whether I look it yet or not. I don't date other females, in fact I've never dated at all yet, but my sexual orientation is separate from who I do or do not choose to date.

I-am-fifty-ft-tall · 4 days

Reproduction has to do with biological sex, and more often than not someone's gender identity is the same as it, which is what makes them seem to correlate. Between cultures you'll find that clothing styles differ quite significantly, and so is really not connected to gender identity. Just like there are plenty of women who prefer to sport more masculine styles, and men who prefer to sport more feminine styles. There are transgender men who like to crossdress, yes, though there are not many comfortable using their uterus to make babies.

Powermeat · 4 days

it's a whole mess of hormones

Fuhdawin · 5 days

What's your favorite computer font?
Who is older, your mother or your father, and by how long?
How much do you weigh?
Do you or do you not consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
What was the happiest day of your life?
Which day was the most crushing?
When is the last time you donated money to a charity? Which charity was it?
What is your religious faith, if any? Is it the same as your parents raised you to believe?
What is your least favorite quality about your father?
What is your most favorite quality about your mother?
What is your favorite bird, and why? If you don't have one, then what is some bird that you find particularly interesting?
Do you prefer coffee or tea?
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Can you do a handstand?
What were your favorite subjects in high school, and why?

f0rc3u2 · 5 days

How old were you when you wrote your first "Hello, world!" program?
What language was that in?
Do you still use that same language for anything? Why or why not?
What're your favorite foods?
Have you ever been to a zoo? If so, did you enjoy it? If not, do you ever want to go to one?
What keyboard layout do you prefer to use while coding? (e.g. qwerty, dvorak)
Which internet browser do you like best?
Which operating system do you like best?
How often do you consume alcoholic beverages?
Which computer algorithm do you find most fascinating?
What originally brought you to reddit?
Who are your favorite composers?
Who are your favorite actors?
Who are your favorite film directors?
What's the most recent movie you watched in a theatre?
Do you have any children? If you have more than one, which one is your favorite? If not, do you want any?
What is your opinion of Adolf Hitler and his role in world history?
Do you wear any facial hair? If so, what?
Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? If so, do you enjoy it? If not, have you any interest in doing so?

_Madk

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