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Software Programmer > Web Developer? by WillNyein webdev

[–]_AlphaOmega 0 points1 point ago

I just call myself a web engineer or software engineer. It's rare for me to only work on one thing or to not solve some sort of problem. I create solutions and engineers create solutions, my solutions just work in a browser. I don't want to have to explain what Linux, Apache, MySQL or PHP is or the differences between back-end and front-end development.

The websites I make are applications/software that run in a browser the end.

Went for a Hike. Found a car by BR0THAKYLEin pics

[–]_AlphaOmega 0 points1 point ago

It always has to do with Florida. I don't understand why this kind of stuff only seems to happen here!

AOL and Windows 8 by naveen_reloadedin funny

[–]_AlphaOmega 1 point2 points ago

Add a quick launch, you can store the folder for it it on the task bar. Hide text and hide title, BOOM Windows XP style quick launch. I have to have my quick launch.

It's easy!

My petname for my wife is "Doc". She thinks it's because she's a doctor. It's really because she's 4'9", and Doc was the first dwarf I could think of. What is your darkest secret? by IAmSoMeanMwahahin AskReddit

[–]_AlphaOmega 0 points1 point ago

Neopets got me into web development which is now my profession. I eventually got bored playing legit and turned to bots to rake in several million Neopoints. I eventually got bored with that and handed out Neopoints to people in batches of 100k. Then I got my account banned by posting profanities in the forum...

That was a fun day!

Edit: thought I'd add that http://www.neocodex.us/forum/ is great if you don't want to play Neo legit anymore

What's a weird thing you do regularly (preferably non-sexual) that you can't just tell other people? by YouKnowHerin AskReddit

[–]_AlphaOmega 0 points1 point ago

Mother fucking showerbath.... do this all the time when I'm sick so my whole body stays in the hot water.

Mojang Apologists by mojang_apologist_hatin Minecraft

[–]_AlphaOmega 27 points28 points ago

Don't forget the mobile version either.

Stood up by bizzyquin AdviceAnimals

[–]_AlphaOmega 1 point2 points ago

OkCupid here's a marketing opportunity slapping you in the face.

I checked OkCupid.com/dog and it doesn't exist... =(

Stop...no seriously stop. by b0redin funny

[–]_AlphaOmega 2 points3 points ago

Have you ever dealt with mean roosters? It's like you can watch their little Velociraptor brains thinking.

I just realized that there are a lot of pipes in the Super Mario games because Mario and Luigi are plumbers. What very obvious things have you recently realized? by kirbeein AskReddit

[–]_AlphaOmega 170 points171 points ago

One day my buddy and I were driving down the road and out of no where he was like, "Oh shit... windshield. A shield for wind."

ChromePHP - PHP Console Logging/Debugging in Google Chrome by craigc123in PHP

[–]_AlphaOmega 0 points1 point ago

Yeah definitely, next step up would be using PHPStorm or similar IDE in conjunction with XDebug. This manual debugging through code is counter productive to me.

Abandoned Nightclub. by heyitsConnorFin pics

[–]_AlphaOmega 7 points8 points ago

HDR photography!

Asteroid Mining Venture Backed by Google Execs, James Cameron Unveiled by colinastronautin worldnews

[–]_AlphaOmega 0 points1 point ago

Exactly, mining the ocean floor would quickly pollute it. We can't even successfully drill for oil without causing massive spills.

[update]A man came up to me and said he was my father (I have a sister) by anontwin AskReddit

[–]_AlphaOmega 0 points1 point ago

Seems like he might of been trying to get some money out of you as well based on the kind of questions he asked you in your previous thread. Definitely agree with everyone here and think it's a good idea to stay away and get a restraining order if things start getting uncomfortable.

What is the best question you've ever heard a child ask? by Bucky_Oharein AskReddit

[–]_AlphaOmega 0 points1 point ago

I4 is the absolute WORST for these absolutely no reason traffic jams. Like almost dead stop and within a few miles everyone just starts driving normal again and there was no reason for the jam in the first place.

Finding users to generate content... by thesilentrebellionin PHP

[–]_AlphaOmega 2 points3 points ago

You could head over to r/WebDev and explain your site a little bit and say that you're looking for testers. I did that once for a little browser based RPG I was building and was able to get a few people to test it for vulnerabilities.

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