I used to work for Seatles Best Coffee and we had this pastry that had a jelly looking raspberry gel ontop.

I had went to the bathroom before work and was setting up the pastry case. I didn't have an apron on yet so it was completely possible for the jelly to get on my pants. I go grab an apron and as I am fixing my shirt I wipe off a rather large piece of what I thought was jelly off the front of my pants. It was a lot bigger and darker than the jelly. I went to get a wet towel to wipe my pants and right under my zipper was a huge blot clot, I am talking silver dollar size.

It was disgusting and I got it all over my pants, my hands and all over the floor just as we were opening. I called the manager to tell them I had an accident and needed to use the restroom. They gave me shit about it so I busted out with I have my fucking period and a fucking blood clot is all over the cafe!!! At that moment I got someone to relieve me but they wouldn't let me leave.