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Parked on a steep hill leading to water. Thank you, Random Stranger! Thanks a LOT! by Mmm_lurkyin pics

[–]Ziltoid81 0 points1 point ago

Thanks a parking LOT!

Good guy bike mechanic [London] by theGladstonianin bicycling

[–]Ziltoid81 1 point2 points ago

You, sir, are a king among men!

Good guy bike mechanic [London] by theGladstonianin bicycling

[–]Ziltoid81 -5 points-4 points ago

This!

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 -1 points0 points ago

I'm not sure I've ever felt it on my dick, but on my fingers...oh yeah. ;)

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 1 point2 points ago

Yep, but the pulsing you get when coming really hard? Do you have that good control over your lady parts?

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 2 points3 points ago

She was hot, literally and figuratively. :)

In 5 days I am going to go out on 3 months paternity leave and be home with this little dude every day. I expect it to be the best 3 months of my life! by Ziltoid81in Parenting

[–]Ziltoid81[S] 0 points1 point ago

Not a seat, a cart. Something similar to this: http://www.mxnett.no/WebRoot/MXSport/Shops/MXSport/4B12/D7B5/F2CE/614D/B744/5286/5744/4EDD/SommerpakkeBl_00E5_.jpg :)

In 5 days I am going to go out on 3 months paternity leave and be home with this little dude every day. I expect it to be the best 3 months of my life! by Ziltoid81in Parenting

[–]Ziltoid81[S] 1 point2 points ago

Hear hear. Damn those first few weeks were tiresome. But SO worth it. :)

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 0 points1 point ago

Well, the girlfriend I had came repetedly...but no noise. She might have been faking, but I've never come across a girl who didn't like what I do in bed...also, the spasms inside her against my dick; how easy are they to fake?

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 1 point2 points ago

Curvy is a compliment in my book. I lOOOOOVE curvy girls. My most frequent search on xvideos is "big naturals". ;)

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, well...I would be OK as long as it only was a little quite moan here and there. But nothing? Fuck no.

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 0 points1 point ago

Are you the Engergizer Bunny? ;)

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 0 points1 point ago

Haha. A keeper!

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 2 points3 points ago

Exactly. How you dress is a major part of how you look.

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 1 point2 points ago

I hope not. If so, I would probably need some kind of help.

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 0 points1 point ago

They are too warm... I don't find them hot when they are worm.

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 0 points1 point ago

Hear hear. More cushion for the pushin'. :)

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 -1 points0 points ago

I'm norwegian...try writing norwegian with perfect grammar.

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 2 points3 points ago

Haha. I was with a girl once who obviously "faked" being loud. I was drunk at the time so I started laughing. She was furious at first, but then she started laughing as well.

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? How?

If you had the choice, would you prefer Amateur Porn to Bolt on tits-porn?

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 1 point2 points ago

Exactly. Chubby can be really hot! I had a "friend" that would probably go in the chubby category on xvideos.com but she was one of the hottest "friends" I've ever had! She worked out every day, but still was kinda big.

We have a word in norwegian for what I mean...it's called "kvapsete", which basically means fat but fat in the sense that you are kind of flabby and unhealthy looking. Don't even have to be big to be this.

What are some (straight forward) translations in your native language that doesn't make sense? by crazy_dutch_guyin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 1 point2 points ago

For the lazy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob's_your_uncle

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 1 point2 points ago

Hmm. I've never thought of that. I don't make that much noise, however I am not exactly mute "during" either...

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 1 point2 points ago

I bet. I've had that as well... Gotta be honest, not such a biggie for me. ;)

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]Ziltoid81 154 points155 points ago

I guess, but you're not supposed to call anyone fat apparently. Or say anything negative about them.

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