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Are there any living situations for medium-high functioning mentally ill? (self.answers)

submitted ago by Zeusophobia to answers

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[–]Zeusophobia 0 points1 point ago

Zeus is one scary motherfucker.

Are we being conditioned to write what Reddit likes to hear instead of writing our real opinions? by StuGovGuyin AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia 0 points1 point ago

Fuck cats. I hate them.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -1 points0 points ago

Ask who?

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -1 points0 points ago

Only if you're sellin your mouth. Rape isn't an issue in jail. That's prison.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia 0 points1 point ago

Talk that shit from a distance. I really hope your confidence over the internet translates into real life.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -2 points-1 points ago

I think you have a distorted image of what jail is.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -2 points-1 points ago

Would you like a link to my mugshot?

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -1 points0 points ago

Go suck a dick.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia 0 points1 point ago

Exactly

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia 0 points1 point ago

I'm 2+2 smart, not common sense smart.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -6 points-5 points ago

Nobody asked your opinion.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -5 points-4 points ago

Suck my dick.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -4 points-3 points ago

Smarter than 80% of the population. Crazier than 99%

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -1 points0 points ago

Yes, I do have something new to teach you. You can go to court multiple times for the same crime, they just cannot sentence you multiple times.

The first two times I went there, they basically just told me to come back later.

I could have been sentenced those times, and for all I know they were going to.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -6 points-5 points ago

I think you deserve the death penalty. But neither of us are lawyers so we don't get to make those decisiosn.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -1 points0 points ago

Same charge, different court date. Why don't you learn something about how the court system works before going around making false accusations.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -3 points-2 points ago

I'm not retarded

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -3 points-2 points ago

Retard is low IQ, my IQ is quite high. I just hear voices.

I may go to prison in 4 hours for armed robbery AMA. by Zeusophobiain IAmA

[–]Zeusophobia[S] -2 points-1 points ago

No, same charge, just last time they have me a continuance.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -25 points-24 points ago

OMG get over yourself already.

It would be great if we were all perfect like you wouldn't it? You dwell on a stupid mistake I made like you've never made a mistake before. I tell you I actually am subpar upstairs and you proceed to pick at me about how I am "really stupid" and a "fucking idiot".

I'm not getting another gun! Now stfu and stop beating a dead horse!

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -17 points-16 points ago

That's not what I asked you. I'm not even sure you just read what I typed.

To elaborate, two months jail time followed by probation is a SERIOUSLY low sentence for armed robbery. Armed robbery is punishable by life. My mental illness mitigated it down to a slap on the wrist.

It's fucking rediculous how you're sitting here preaching to me like you're perfect. We all have our strong points, I guess yours is proper gun safety.

Now let's see who can spew more uselss facts. I bet I'll run circles around you there.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -30 points-29 points ago

Hey man, did it ever occur to you that it's a bit odd that I'm getting a couple months in jail and probation for an armed robbery? Yeah, I'm mentally ill. No need to call me "fucking stupid". Infact my intellignce is well above average, but that doesn't really matter as I have no ability to use it for anything practical.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -21 points-20 points ago

Yeah, I'm never buying a gun again. This situation could have been easily avoided had I not had a gun. Nothing good seems to come from those things.

May be going to jail on Friday for a month or two, what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? by Zeusophobiain AskReddit

[–]Zeusophobia -19 points-18 points ago

How about you hop in a time machine and give me that advice back when I could legally own a gun.

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