this guy catches someone stealing his bike, security doesn't help or call the cops, but tell him his bike shouldn't be parked there

malcolmxtacy · 2012-05-26T15:39:47.791435+00:00

The argument where the security guard and the other guys say, "Why wasn't your bike in the bike rack?" FUCKING RIDICULOUS. He had it locked, the guy was stealing it. IT DOES NOT MATTER the location, it's still a crime.

Thorbinator · 2012-05-26T15:29:35.429475+00:00

I like being tall, but I do get constantly pissed off when the world doesn't fit for me. Example: smaller shower heads, knees hurt from running on pavement, ducking doorways, buying more expensive longer clothes. etc... I guess it's a small price to pay when you have a better chance of career earnings and a better chance of people "liking you"

ieatsushi · 1 day

I normally wear a 12 shoe and these actually still run slightly big on me in the 11, but I tried the 10.5 and they were too tight. I guess it depends on what socks you wear with them. I wore thick wool socks with them and they felt great, but then I transitioned over to thinner 100% cotton socks and they didn't feel as great.

ieatsushi · 1 day

nope, i've had sizing questions, but nothing official.

ferretxx · 1 day

As a current Bed, Bath, and Beyond employee who gets really fucking bored there.

thanks guys.

ingoingo · 1 day

why don't you go ahead and have a seat...on he bike.

ieatsushi · 1 day

I think they'd be a bit big on you actually. half a size is usually the best to go with.

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ZacharyTayl · 3 days

thank you :D

ZacharyTayl · 3 days

My apologies. Shall I delete it?

lloydallen31 · 6 days

Gentleman, may I introduce you to: /r/girlsinyogapants

temporrrey1234 · 6 days

My sister told me something great when I was younger: "Never volunteer information."

TheyCallHimPaul · 6 days

Snoop has street smarts also so that makes him an overall badass.

JDMcompliant · 7 days

you could be a goddamn Bond Villian. FUCK IT. you could be Bond.

LoveRage · 8 days

It's not the humiliation it's the fact that you did it in the first place. Creating a video humiliating yourself is not going to change her mind. You fucked up. take a few weeks/months and recollect yourself man. Go out there and find someone else and don't fuck it up this time. Being drunk isn't a good excuse when you become an older adult. Learn to accept responsibility for what you did and plan accordingly.

urarthur · 8 days

Yo, Mr. White...bear.. BITCH.

PepPepper · 9 days

Has anyone ever told you, just a bit?

petiepablo · 9 days

American Beauty & 28 Days Later.

AntToeKnee · 10 days

We should all send flowers to King of the Hill team.

ruckus666 · 10 days

That is the opposite of what is good.

iamlouisck · 12 days

What are you going to tell your kids when they grow up and they watch your stand up and they see that you hate them so much? :D

cookie_cutter · 17 days

well that was fucking amazing.

mrjeeveswilliams · 17 days

I am guilty of the imaginary DJ when I'm on the treadmill at my local university gym.

trixiethesalmon · 17 days

anything i post in /r/funny gets down voted. Tough crowd man...

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