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How I feel about certain '90s kids' by SovietStevein AdviceAnimals

[–]WhoaABlueCar 0 points1 point ago

Also, Bill Clinton.

How I feel about certain '90s kids' by SovietStevein AdviceAnimals

[–]WhoaABlueCar 0 points1 point ago

No. You don't and you should feel bad about yourself.

How I feel about certain '90s kids' by SovietStevein AdviceAnimals

[–]WhoaABlueCar 0 points1 point ago

'85, noob. You were still shitting your pants when Nirvana and Dinosaur Jr were whoopin ass

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So everyone has essentially given up on verfication, eh? (self.gonewild)

submitted ago by WhoaABlueCar to gonewild

Every single review for this watch is sarcastic. by EmAreDubsin humor

[–]WhoaABlueCar 0 points1 point ago

Well it's about time!

Every single review for this watch is sarcastic. by EmAreDubsin humor

[–]WhoaABlueCar 1 point2 points ago

Wait, time out. No what?

Every single review for this watch is sarcastic. by EmAreDubsin humor

[–]WhoaABlueCar 1 point2 points ago

We'll have to watch for any new developments regarding the authenticity of these reviews!

Every single review for this watch is sarcastic. by EmAreDubsin humor

[–]WhoaABlueCar 5 points6 points ago

Mediocre?!?! You bite your tongue! Your pun will be laughed at time and time again(I'm so, so sorry)!

Every single review for this watch is sarcastic. by EmAreDubsin humor

[–]WhoaABlueCar 30 points31 points ago

I loved "comes with complimentary PhD.

These all had to coordinated because they are too perfect. I'm on my phone so I can't see the dates but hilarious, regardless.

Big Ten proposes their idea for a 4-team playoff; would remove the top four teams from the BCS bowl pool and have semifinal games played on the college campus of the higher seed. by MidwestDrummerin CFB

[–]WhoaABlueCar 1 point2 points ago

That game was indoors. Florida would've won no matter where it was played, regardless.

IAMA Gamestop manager, and i'm here to explain every single crappy thing that's ever happened to you truthfully. by guiltysparks343in IAmA

[–]WhoaABlueCar 27 points28 points ago

You have to understand that you're dealing with whiney teenagers and teenage acting 20-23 year olds. They aren't clever enough to say anything that hasn't been said thousands of times. I recommend to keep doing what you have been doing since returning to the computer except ignoring the fucking idiots that annoy everyone else on reddit.

Golf melee occurs due to slow play by kukukelein golf

[–]WhoaABlueCar 0 points1 point ago

It's ridiculous all around, as you mentioned. The group wanting to play through had talked to the ranger and all was good to go. I don't know if they had had a previous exchange but any fucking adult can manage to play through, exchange a few bitter words, and not end up in a fight.

golf clubs were stolen had to replace everything on a budget total cost $980.00 ...What do you think reddit?? by I_LIke_Fruit_Snacksin golf

[–]WhoaABlueCar 2 points3 points ago

I wish that I was a better golfer, regardless of my current income levels or lack of clubs being stolen from me.

Picture of Ian Sleeping 2/5/2012 by draxxionin picturesofiansleeping

[–]WhoaABlueCar 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes, I just want to climb into bed with Ian so that we both know everything will turn out alright.

What's something awful you wish would happen? by Brancherin AskReddit

[–]WhoaABlueCar 1 point2 points ago

Is your username your first name being yelled like when your mom catches you doing something wrong or maybe a fabulous man saying your name after looking at you naked?

I have experience with this, no homo

iTunes Updates by MrWyld3in rage

[–]WhoaABlueCar 0 points1 point ago

I gave you an upvote, buddy. Let my orangered light ease the pain

DAE prefer a beer drunk over a liquor drunk? by LemonJelly1969in drunk

[–]WhoaABlueCar 0 points1 point ago

I love IPA but god damn are the hangovers rough. I always feel dizzy the following morning when it's a pure IPA drunk. To answer OP's question, I prefer vodka cause I have a huge window between buzzed and too drunk with it. I usually sneak in a few IPAs with it and life is good.

A little baseball joke: Why does the Sabermetrician only buy cars with automatic transmission? by slap_betin baseball

[–]WhoaABlueCar 30 points31 points ago

Are you saying "boo" or "boo-urns"?

In my opinion, this is the only man that can stop Tiger tomorrow(or tonight, I suppose) by WhoaABlueCarin golf

[–]WhoaABlueCar[S] 7 points8 points ago

You wanna meet at the Red Lobster?

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In my opinion, this is the only man that can stop Tiger tomorrow(or tonight, I suppose) (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by WhoaABlueCar to golf

I know it's getting old, but a lot of us have said this stuff before by esprit_de_escalierin golf

[–]WhoaABlueCar 2 points3 points ago

"You think I should, uh, baby a 7 or a strong 8?"

This is what brought a guffaw outta me. "Yea I think I might just try to punch a cute 8 cause my 9 won't be enough" followed shortly by smoking a line drive with a dazzling slice.

Teens knocked 65-yr-old man off his bicycle, and two of them assaulted him. Man pulled out a handgun and shot them both, one fatally - police decided to release the man and charge the juvenile by maxwellhillin politics

[–]WhoaABlueCar 22 points23 points ago

Great comment! Keep em comin!

a redditor has complained to me that I post too many of my cartoons. I made some cartoons that nobody can like because I think this utter failure will make him happy. by JimKBin comics

[–]WhoaABlueCar 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking about your comics today(in a sexual way, of course) and how I wish you linked directly to your website so you could get the hits you deserve. I always read these at work on my phone and love them.

Oh and PS - when you purposely try to make shitty comics they are just going to end up brilliant!

PS again! - I do appreciate the easy imgur access so thank you

Sources confirming, Joe Paterno has passed away tonight at 85 by Andewz111in CFB

[–]WhoaABlueCar 4 points5 points ago

"Dan McGinn, family spokesman for the Paterno family, has checked reddit and now changed his story that Paterno apparent is, in fact, dead."

Ahhh, the circle of life.

edit: Our buddies elsewhere in the thread have confirmed with sources

Highly underrated by ottovaughnin pinkfloyd

[–]WhoaABlueCar 0 points1 point ago

by whom* :) Just joshin... I think OP means that folks that are not obsessed(like I'll assume we are) just kinda think it's a transition rather than a brilliant piece of music. My buddy in college absolutely loved this song and got me to really sit down and appreciate it so I can see how that happens(Floyd was pretty new to me in college).

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