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AMA Request: Someone who has won a lifetime supply of anything by para-doxin IAmA

[–]Vparks 2 points3 points ago

My boyfriends grandma once called in and complained that the thingamajig that cuts the corner off milkbags wasn't sharp enough. They promptly sent her enough to open milkbags for generations. Never again will the family be barred from getting their milk.

8 week old kitten, Roxy by Weiinerin aww

[–]Vparks 0 points1 point ago

She is such a little fluff.

Lost civilizations; now comes in powdered form! by LaBrosseN7in funny

[–]Vparks 0 points1 point ago

What in the world is powdered cream? When did it start becoming dehydrated? Have I been living under a cream-filled rock?

Ever feel like your bun knows when you're having a rough time? by WinnieMoufin Rabbits

[–]Vparks 7 points8 points ago

Whenever I cried about anything, my little John Goodman would nose-bonk me until I put my face near him for kisses. Then he would go off and play with the curtain.

Aussie bogan version of Call me Maybe by craazedin videos

[–]Vparks 24 points25 points ago

I don't know if we count.

Wild Bun and House Bun interact. by cpaluchin Rabbits

[–]Vparks 6 points7 points ago

I like that he washes his face before the meet-up. What a gentleman.

Mmm, French rugby players... [slightly NSFW?] by gustoferin LadyBoners

[–]Vparks 10 points11 points ago

I'd like to follow those crease-lines if you know what I mean.

For the love of god, NOW KISS. by jaggyjobbyin LadyBoners

[–]Vparks 19 points20 points ago

I wanna get right in there and make a snuggle sandwich.

An incredible deformity found at the Mütter Museum of Medical Oddities in Philadelphia by jokes_on_youin WTF

[–]Vparks 6 points7 points ago

Which images? For science.

My puppy as soon as we brought her home. by BraneFreezein aww

[–]Vparks 1 point2 points ago

Immediate stair-regret.

When did your SO become "The One?" by rorybbellows52in AskReddit

[–]Vparks 1 point2 points ago

As soon as he mentioned the fact that Hercules ( in the Disney film) has "swirly nips". I was sold.

Protesting done right! by rjgragglesin harrypotter

[–]Vparks 3 points4 points ago

It's really the only argument necessary.

Poor Jim, drugged up and at the vet. by _limetreein aww

[–]Vparks 1 point2 points ago

I love cats with people names.

Best. Moon. Ever. Sequoia National Park - Sierra, NV by jah-makin-me-happyin pics

[–]Vparks 1 point2 points ago

Oh, thanks for the amazon spam.

The Avengers according to my mom... by TrialByFireMMAin funny

[–]Vparks 72 points73 points ago

His sexy is sexy.

Why are you procrastinating right now? by catbucketin AskReddit

[–]Vparks 0 points1 point ago

Also, just read the thread about paranoia, and I've been thinking about brain aneurysms for hours.

What are you paranoid about? I cover the built in cam on my laptop with tape because i think someone will hack it and spy on me. by crash-from-spacein AskReddit

[–]Vparks 0 points1 point ago

Is there any prevention available AT ALL?! I heard even laughing too hard has set them off.

My new golden, Dunder. by ljmunzin aww

[–]Vparks 1 point2 points ago

"Don't make me take a bath again ever, please".

This is Deiter, he turned 1 today! by wheresmystripperin aww

[–]Vparks 0 points1 point ago

Appropriate German name is appropriate. Also: your dog is beautiful.

TIL every person with blue eyes descends from one ancestor, born 6,000 to 10,000 years ago, whose genes mutated away from brown. by a34tjkxin todayilearned

[–]Vparks 0 points1 point ago

I guess I need to start using this in my personal descriptions. Oh baby.

Best part of Half-Blood Prince by darthmandalorin harrypotter

[–]Vparks 4 points5 points ago

I try to use this as much as possible in my day to day life.

abandoned manor in France [900x900] [OC] by mobilohmin AbandonedPorn

[–]Vparks 0 points1 point ago

Will do!

abandoned manor in France [900x900] [OC] by mobilohmin AbandonedPorn

[–]Vparks 2 points3 points ago

These are so stunning. Could I have your permission to paint them at some point? They'd make wonderful subjects.

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