180 degrees from what most of us want, or don't want rather, from life

Vicious_Violet · 2012-05-26T03:23:20.766908+00:00

Mon dieu, it's Clevon from Idiocracy.

TimeForSnipSnip · 2012-05-25T21:55:09.971397+00:00

Why don't you guys all just lie, and say you have 2 kids? It's not like a woman, where the gyno can tell whether your junk has been decimated. How would they ever know?

TimeForSnipSnip · 2012-05-25T21:45:43.354013+00:00

It's kind of dumb- an 18-year-old of sound mind can get a nose job, which is an irreversible procedure with lifelong consequences, but can't get sterilised. A single 18-year-old is deemed old enough to undertake IVF treatments in order to conceive, but not old enough to decide to never conceive. That is some kind of fucked-up.

c3h3e3l3s · 8 days

I have 3/3. I once broke a guy's nose with my right hook. He wasn't too interested in me after that (yes, he deserved it and I have no regrets).

c3h3e3l3s · 8 days

I am secretly turned-off too. It also rules out road trips together in my car.

unravelled · 8 days

I find the opposite: I decided I needed to drink more water, but my building's water didn't taste good, so I bought a Brita to keep in the fridge. Because the water was hidden out of sight, I never drank it. So I started keeping the pitcher on the counter, in the hope it would remind me. It did, but I also got used to room-temperature water at the same time.

Now, whenever I go out, I have to specifically say "no ice", so the water will be drinkable

gustofer · 8 days

I have the 2012 Dieux Du Stade calendar. It's 12 whole months of GODDAMN.

BeginningIsEasy · 9 days

I think they say that because insertion is easier and less painful through a cervix that has already been stretched to shit, and only mothers were used in the clinical trials.

Vicious_Violet · 10 days

I love the blond one with the deep voice. Ladyboner!

radbrad7 · 10 days

My experience was similar. I wanted an Uma-Thurman-Pulp-Fiction haircut, and walked out looking like I was wearing a horrible wig.

solongasI · 10 days

Yippie ki-yay, motherfuckers.

Aetra · 14 days

I feel no guilt whatsoever. Having a child is something you do for YOURSELF, not a thing you "give" to someone else. It is a personal decision, and has no bearing or reflection on anyone else. As far as I'm concerned, other people have nothing to contribute to the topic of what I do with my uterus.

oshitsuperciberg · 17 days

I like to get pedantic:

"Don't you want to pass down your genes?"

"The human genome has been mapped out. There is nothing unique about my genes. Every single one of them has existed before. It's only my particular combination that is unique. And when I die, whether I've reproduced or not, my combination will die with me, as will yours"

agthorn · 17 days

That first comment? He's one of us.

kikithemoa · 18 days

Hot ginge with guyliner. Yes please.

Aetra · 18 days

Oh my god. I want to be you when I grow up.

Vicious_Violet · 18 days

Well, we could go to the north end and sell them some mouthwash. Make some money.

Vicious_Violet · 19 days

Flatland Mafia, represent!

mepper · 20 days

This is what happens when you free-feed your cat dry food.

sexychippy · 20 days

I find pregnancy and childbirth deeply horrifying and revolting. There is nothing about it that I find the least bit pleasant or beautiful. You are firmly in good company!

EDIT: Oddly enough, pregnant animals don't gross me out at all. But people? Ew.

elainpeach · 20 days

I have a friend who named her son Arick. He will be spelling his name to people for the rest of his life. Just...why?

bemundolack · 20 days

I'm about to graduate university at the end of the month. After writing my last exam 3 weeks ago, I sent a thank you card and the following letter to one of my profs:

"There are exactly 2 teachers in my academic life that I can credit with being like that little stone in the ground that causes the carrot to grow in a different direction. The first was a school guidance counselor in grade 6. The second is you.

I didn't grow up thinking I was stupid. But I also didn't grow up thinking I was particularly smart either. 14 years ago, I dropped out of University because I was flunking almost everything. With a shaky opinion of my own intelligence, coupled with an abusive relationship with a person who made it his mission to stomp it down the rest of the way, you can see how those failures might degrade my self image until my confidence in my own intelligence was completely gone.

Tired of being insecure about the fact that I had never finished my degree, three years ago I decided to go back to school so I could close that chapter. One of the first classes I took was your Survey of Asian Art class, because it fit with my work schedule. At the time, I had no idea of the impact meeting you would have on me.

You saw something in me that I hadn't yet seen myself: my ability to do it. Much to my surprise (but not to yours), I started getting As and A plusses in all my classes. My GPA since coming back to school is close to 4.0.

I’ve been told before that I’m beautiful, but it doesn’t mean anything to me, because it’s not something I’ve earned. But to have someone I hold in such high regard tell me how smart I am is something that will stay with me forever, and that I intend on paying forward to the best of my ability. If I ever end up going to grad school and teaching (and the bug in definitely in my ear!!!), I hope to inspire my students as you have inspired me.

So thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for believing in me, encouraging me, kicking my butt and having faith in me. You have changed me in ways I never thought possible. You are an incredible teacher, and an amazing woman."

I just really hope she received it.

shifty21 · 21 days

It's a Spinal Tap car.

Vicious_Violet

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