Looking for Magnolia Trees on the cheap...

still_kickin · 2012-05-26T20:06:12.132794+00:00

Steal a backhoe from a construction site ride around town until you see a few Magnolia Trees in someones yard rip them bastards out the ground.Then carry them down the road dig a hole where ya want them slam them in that hole.Then drive the backhoe back to the construction site get out and hitch a ride home.

:: You might want to do this on a Sunday during church time the construction site will be closed and the homeowner will be attending church. They will never know what hit em

Ninjuice66 · 2012-05-26T18:23:41.113650+00:00

Your old teacher likes Beavis and Butthead it seems. https://twitter.com/bevisbutthead/status/204313786109267968

IntoTheMystic · 2012-05-26T17:10:20.649508+00:00

than wieners had ketchup on them

Uriniass · 2012-05-26T17:09:28.782022+00:00

arrr! It's a pirates life for me

randome3927 · 2012-05-25T17:46:15.686430-07:00

Seems Legit

randome3927 · 2012-05-26T00:43:13.773396+00:00

Did she touch your dick tho..

panicosaur · 2012-05-25T13:31:33.584941-07:00

It happens to me all the time sometimes it's uncontrollable, I use to take benadryl and Ativan when a major attack happened. Ie. My jaw would lock up and muscles would tighten up so severe that I couldn't move.

unsureofthings · 2012-05-25T13:26:11.437318-07:00

Anything is possible in science. – Professor Farnsworth

panicosaur · 2012-05-25T20:24:36.322081+00:00

I take Xanax but I don't recommend it to anyone. Just try to clear your mind and relax when something is stressing you out.

Uriniass · 1 day

God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.”

MrRedwood · 1 day

That's a great example with feasible results, I've been in Network and internet marketing for several years and 10 times out of 10 when i pay someone to work it turns out to be a flop. I was simply warning the guy before he flushed thousands of bucks down the drain.

MrRedwood · 1 day

Usually when I work i get paid for it.. Why the fuck should I pay someone when someone can pay me?

Uriniass · 1 day

Yeah I sit about 9 hours a day and it happens only when I stand up suddenly

Uriniass · 1 day

Edit: It doesn't happen all the time maybe once every 4-6 months

TWS66 · 6 days

Seems legit

brosenfeld · 7 days

Jesus Didn't have 30 kids and didn't pay child support your point is invalid.

Uriniass

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