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An Iranian woman protests the Burka (NSFW) by bethcarin pics

[–]Turboalex 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if it's me or you, but I have no idea what you're saying.

The Supply Fairy! by THE_SUPPLY_FAIRYin dayz

[–]Turboalex 1 point2 points ago

I just saw you tonight on Virginia something or another. I killed your friend reno, but found you. Next time I die I'm switching back from bandit to survivor, so maybe I will see you in another life.

Good Guy Motorcyclist by [deleted]in AdviceAnimals

[–]Turboalex 41 points42 points ago

Ah, you're one of those motorists thinks they are missing out on something when a motorcycle passes you. Well, when a motorcycle sits in a lane and takes up almost the same length as a car, what do you think happens, dipshit? More traffic for everyone! So I guess instead of Good Guy Greg, this is more like Selfish Dumbass Greg. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Apple has tarted to censor the word "jailbreak" by Nsertnameherein jailbreak

[–]Turboalex 1 point2 points ago

It took me way longer than it should have to figure out what "tarted" meant.

Just a hedgehog with a raspberry by supremeideologyin aww

[–]Turboalex -1 points0 points ago

Looks a bit like my butthole

Would anyone be interested in a write up of an extremely beginner do-it-yourself home automation system? by Turboalexin DIY

[–]Turboalex[S] 0 points1 point ago

I haven't delivered anything yet, but I'm working on it. I'll edit this post when the write-up is ready.

Would anyone be interested in a write up of an extremely beginner do-it-yourself home automation system? by Turboalexin DIY

[–]Turboalex[S] 0 points1 point ago

What make and model? I will see if I can find anything for it.

Would anyone be interested in a write up of an extremely beginner do-it-yourself home automation system? by Turboalexin DIY

[–]Turboalex[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the responses. I'll start tomorrow, I should have something in a few days.

This must be underwater love. [KDS] by KittKathin Boobies

[–]Turboalex 2 points3 points ago

The way I feel it slipping all over me. This must be underwater love. Then some Portuguese.

Car Problems by uJelliein funny

[–]Turboalex 2 points3 points ago

The carburetor was used to mix air and fuel at the proper ratio before it was pumped into the cylinders to be ignited. Now cars have computer controlled fuel injectors that pump fuel directly into the cylinders at the right mixture.

(ACOK spoilers) Davos and Stannis in Episode 2x04 of GoT by CleverLannin asoiaf

[–]Turboalex 6 points7 points ago

I think it's pretty obvious he suspects an assassination, but doesn't want to do it with the help of the witch. He probably means cleaner as in a spy or poison.

Neil Degrasse Tyson answers a 2nd graders amazing question by DevilMiragein videos

[–]Turboalex 1 point2 points ago

Fear not! Where many others have whooshed, I have perceived that which you have done.

Scumbag immune system by C--Flat91in AdviceAnimals

[–]Turboalex 2 points3 points ago

I think he is talking about the extra "s". Most people should know what an evolutionist is.

And now I'm too scared to move. by mjstumpin pics

[–]Turboalex 0 points1 point ago

Are those Wolverines? Had a pair for about ten years, I put them on again this year and the sole completely disintegrated as I was walking. Weird.

I think we can all say we've done this... by TheOneGriffithin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Turboalex 9 points10 points ago

I've never lived in a house with central heating. So no, I can't say I've ever done that.

A friend of mine just won a game of Snake. Amazing or nothing new? by Levaruin gaming

[–]Turboalex 1 point2 points ago

I don't get the reference. What's it from?

that shirt really NEEDED to be unbuttoned by PSplicerin nsfw

[–]Turboalex 1 point2 points ago

Rosie fuckin Jones everybody!

I'm SL 120, NG++, with more than a million souls. What to do with them? by meceruin darksouls

[–]Turboalex 0 points1 point ago

I beat the archers on my first try in NG, then went to change my rings. Pressed B one too many times to back out of the menu and jumped backwards straight off the ledge where the right archer was. I was stuck between laughing and crying, my wife thought I was having a panic attack. It took me another 12 tries to get past the archers again, and by that time my 60,000 souls(it was a lot at that time) and 10 humanity was long gone.

Wife replaces autocorrects on her husbands phone. Here's the results. by KiltedCajunin funny

[–]Turboalex 154 points155 points ago

Sometimes I wish my wife was that clever, but most of the time I am glad that she is not.

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