Need Reddit's help for a job in San Francisco. Details are inside. Will do anything (underline anything) for you guys :)

slashduel · 3 months

Try apply to Macy's. They have quite a few job openings and customer service is a big plus over there.

fijianbeast · 3 months

Some guy on reddit mentioned dressing up in a nice suit and just handed out roses to people that seemed down. Genius idea. Too bad I can't give credit to the actual Redditor.

hpclone25 · 3 months

The Saltine Challenge. That shit will suck you dry.

tooktheduck · 3 months

Mac, from CSI:NY. I watched this crime drama before Forrest Gump, so it was more the other way around for me.

BeardedBandito · 3 months

Parakeets have a hidden agenda against me. I have yet to be in contact with one that hasn't bit me.

jakotheshadows · 3 months

Worms have two heads and the GOP response to the State of The Union Address by Mitch Daniels is complete bull.

WorkingNinj · 3 months

My second language is Chinese. My parents get pretty fed up when I use words like brother, sister, grandmother, grandfather, cousin, aunt, or uncle because there are so many derivatives of it. It goes beyond just paternal or maternal. Each and everyone of my relatives has a specific naming. (Father's second oldest sister's husband and whatnot)

daparplayer · 3 months

Jurassic Park. I didn't have a full grasp of the English language yet, but that shit was scary.

JPannullo · 4 months

"An essay is like a teenage girl's skirt. Long enough to cover the important parts, but short enough to keep it interesting." Still makes me laugh.

gasundtieht · 4 months

I had a huge argument with a cousin of mine over the universe. Stephen Hawking would be proud.

Islandre · 4 months

Hell no! I'm an overweight, Asian, female spaz. Oh yeah, and I lurk on Reddit. That's enough to be considered a freak of nature. Bring it on normal people.

SoobNauce · 4 months

Volunteer, volunteer, volunteer! I have absolutely no job history but something like 500 relevant volunteer hours under my belt. I think that beats working at Walmart for a few months.

Zaboom · 4 months

Oh... I'm afraid to say it, but most likely forever.

Nkliph · 4 months

My mom caught my 5-year-old self packing a bag, attempting to run away.

christhetwin · 4 months

What do you think inspired my username? =) And no, this is not a novelty account.

supernewf54 · 4 months

I read it as "half-dead CE student" Then I wondered if you were trying to humor us. Now it makes 100x more sense. Kudos to you.

BogTrott3r · 4 months

"A Series of Unfortunate Events: The End"

galactica216 · 4 months

I love your friend's sense of humor. I literally ran out of breath laughing. Hopefully the OP sees this one.

roflomglol · 4 months

A freakin' Tricorter!

balls_of_ice · 4 months

Hey, at least now you can see the Niners destroy the guys that wiped your favorite team off the map.

balls_of_ice · 4 months

Do it for all those people's lives that would have been so much better if someone else had the guts to tell them how they felt.

GotLax · 4 months

All That! SNL just doesn't do it for me.

DanimalHouse · 4 months

Don't forget to bring the chewing gum!

DanimalHouse · 4 months

No need to be ashamed about that. I'm the female equivalent and would like to think that it's more about personal choices rather than bad luck.

anonderpette · 4 months

Not sure if this comment belongs here, but hell, I think it'd be interesting.

My Computer Engineering 101 lab partner's younger sister was/is best friends with Rebecca Black.

I'll see myself to the door now.

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