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Well, that's an awkward spelling mistake by mmbr1983in funny

[–]Timmytanks40 0 points1 point ago

Is it me or can you literally find dysfunction in every prominent GOP front man?

George Bush - self explanatory

Darth Dick Cheney - shot a guy in the face then received an apology... Halliburton

Sarah Palin - Mama grizzlies don't make good VP's.

Mitt Romney - Now this guy has an opinion on everything. Or not. Whichever...

Newt Gingrich - Total Lvl 40 Cunt Master

Rick Perry - G.W distilled to 180 proof and mixed with only the finest bull semen.

Michelle Bachman - Has blinked three time her entire life.

Rick Santorum - Google "santorum"

Hermain Cain - "9..9..9"

John Boehner - Oompa Loompa doopadi da...

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Get to the choppa! I ruined California! We need to get out of here ahhhHHHHH!!!!

John McCain - See "Sarah Palin"

Ron Paul - Mmmhmmm

Meanwhile actual candidates are ignored:

John Huntsman - dude speaks Chinese and actually knows internatinal relations

Chris Christie - why the fuck isnt he running?!

Tim Palenty - maybe.. idk hes not a total fuck up right?

Mike Huckabee - Odd name. Decently level headed guy.

Just sayin...

Some pictures I took of pitches around the world. by cleansheetin soccer

[–]Timmytanks40 25 points26 points ago

yup and everyone can afford to play. No helmets, bats, gloves, baskets, or equipment. Hell you dont even need shoes really. Just one ball and some friends.

Too many pros forget where it all began and suddenly you need 150K a week to step on a pitch. Nobody ever got so good at football without a love for the game. Its sad how some forget why they began in the first place.

Sorry this turned into a rant. I just finished reading the salaries at MANCITY

In around 120 years, every person currently alive will be dead, and the earth will be completely populated with people that have not yet been born. What other inevitable facts about the future do you think about? by diddletapflamdiddlein AskReddit

[–]Timmytanks40 3 points4 points ago

I left my little cousins in a locked SUV and they couldn't figure out how the lock worked. They're 8-11 years old and live in Zimbabwe. They've seen maybe a handful of cars. Don't wear shoes almost ever and if it wasn't for my dad getting lucky as child and making it out of there id be on that same ticket. Yet here I am typing away on a fuckin laptop with more computing power than the fuckin Apollo missions. Life is a crazy crazy thing.

In around 120 years, every person currently alive will be dead, and the earth will be completely populated with people that have not yet been born. What other inevitable facts about the future do you think about? by diddletapflamdiddlein AskReddit

[–]Timmytanks40 0 points1 point ago

You might be dead.. Live your life kid. Dont worry whats around the corner. If its coming its coming. No point worrying and missing out on today.

Found this while Geocaching. Maybe a bomb? by Flowtosin WTF

[–]Timmytanks40 0 points1 point ago

Dude youre the bestfriend I never had.

Found this while Geocaching. Maybe a bomb? by Flowtosin WTF

[–]Timmytanks40 1 point2 points ago

The last guy you want near a 1000lbs bomb is a guy named Bricktosser.

First post here. Plese be gentle *^▁^* by kittypride23in gonewild

[–]Timmytanks40 3 points4 points ago

This looks like Hugh Jackman after 6 months of meth addiction

I just caught my housemate stealing from me on video, what should i do? by whatshouldido2012in AskReddit

[–]Timmytanks40 0 points1 point ago

pics or it didnt happen... errh you know what i mean.

Place your bets! by miked12in funny

[–]Timmytanks40 0 points1 point ago

Alright i'll concede. Youre right. This isnt quite as feasible as id initially thought.

Place your bets! by miked12in funny

[–]Timmytanks40 0 points1 point ago

Yes but they're attacking in coordination. That means a strategy where its about 4-5 men per limb on the animal if theyre successful. Now a gorilla is powerful but 20 strong men imposing their 4000+lbs of will on a gorilla thats Cadillac CTS on top of the 350-400 gorilla. Nothing doing.

BTW ive enjoyed this conversation greatly thank you.

IAMA male who had been raped by other male in prison. AMAA by prisonrapedin IAmA

[–]Timmytanks40 -1 points0 points ago

Okay well in the black community crimes are seen as a way to gain financially. This is due to the socioeconomic environment in which a significant portion are raised and the cycle of poverty in the black community. So for instance a black kid with no job and no options may chose to rob a bank or a girl may chose to prostitute herself to make a living. Stereotypical of blacks, crimes arent derived from much other than gain. A black guy will shoot you but if he does its because he stands to gain some advantage from it. Listen to hiphop. All that talk about snatching your chain and what not. The DC snipers however were committing crimes with no apparent gain. No financial benefit to be had. This made the crimes seem completely nonsensical in that regard. That being so it is thought that whites tend to be more psychologically unstable than blacks. Leading them to be serial killers, child molester, and due to the social stigma in the black community even homosexuality is seen as a disease of the mind. So the DC snipers seemed to us(blacks) to be white because of the pattern of behavior we expect from whites seems to coincide with random killing without rhyme or reason.

TL DR - I thought white people be crazy. Killin random people aint makin you no paper. Why kill people for no gain? Only a white guy would randomly snipe people for no reason.

I just caught my housemate stealing from me on video, what should i do? by whatshouldido2012in AskReddit

[–]Timmytanks40 -11 points-10 points ago

You sir are a true diplomat. We need more thinkers like this.

I just caught my housemate stealing from me on video, what should i do? by whatshouldido2012in AskReddit

[–]Timmytanks40 33 points34 points ago

This guy has the right idea. never banged a chick that pale ever. idk y but i want to try it..

EDIT: how did flyingpantsu know im black?

IAMA male who had been raped by other male in prison. AMAA by prisonrapedin IAmA

[–]Timmytanks40 28 points29 points ago

Ugh. This feels like the day I found out the DC snipers were black.

EDIT for the confused: I am black. Read my comment below it explains everything.

Place your bets! by miked12in funny

[–]Timmytanks40 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah but this isnt your average person. Take your athleticism and strength then compare it to a UFC fighter. That guy is obviously a machine. Now imagine 20 of them working together.

Or how about you versus 20 what 11 year olds? Sure that sounds easy but think about that. This is a rough translation but thats your 200ish lbs versus their 75lbs each. That's 1500lbs all on top of you punching and clawing mercilessly at you. Oh and youre semi retarded. You cant think. Thats 11 untrained not athletic 11yo.

Back to our 20 steroid juiced 200lbs fighting fanatics. The guys who spend 8 hours in a gym chugging protein powder and studying the most efficient methods to inflict pain to their fellow man. I mean can you see my skepticism?

These guys and two more like them. Thats alot more formidable than people think.

Place your bets! by miked12in funny

[–]Timmytanks40 0 points1 point ago

One gorilla weighs approximately 300-400lbs. 20 UFC fighters approximately 4000lbs... 4000lbs of critically thinking coordinated fighters working together to outsmart something with the intelligence of a 4 year old with a bad temper. Im not saying its a blow out but the humans would have to win.

Edit: Gorilla weight

The Shadow of The Moon [1000x662] by supersymmetryin spaceporn

[–]Timmytanks40 0 points1 point ago

Did i miss an eclipse?

Kyle ain't messin around by SquarishWheelin AdviceAnimals

[–]Timmytanks40 20 points21 points ago

Okay see this is a meme! That was hilarious, completely orignal, and most of all actually properly used! You literally restored my faith in memes. 10/10 would up vote again!

Place your bets! by miked12in funny

[–]Timmytanks40 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah but this isnt Fred your insurance agent. Its Victor Von-Fookurmum the UFC fighter. Think athlete blood lust meat head with a fetish for violence. Mr. Seven Hour Workouts and steroid shots chased with muscle milk. That psychotic mofo and 199 of his closest pales from back in the pen. Not your typical "human". Shit barely human at all.

Place your bets! by miked12in funny

[–]Timmytanks40 -1 points0 points ago

man-meat... im soo immature

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