The Most Goddamned American Thing I've Ever Seen

tc9993 · 2012-05-25T21:08:04.963612+00:00

A tank made out of shitty bear? Yea, sounds pretty American.

JonLuca · 1 day

I'm gonna go ahead and be that guy: This actually isn't gonna happen. The sun isn't nearly heavy enough to explode at the end of its lifetime, and will instead start giving off huge amounts of mass gradually until it's a white dwarf (technically though, white dwarfs can supernova, but our sun won't because it's not part of a binary system).

ApologeticKid · 1 day

Sounds like a sad excuse to put off going to work on yourself. If you want to improve, you'll have to start now. It's only going to get harder.

daavq · 4 days

Fuck, I see this every time I run through the Humber Bay bridge and I never have a camera to turn it into easy Karma.

joelandrews · 5 days

True, but it's created a pseudo-nerd subculture in its fans. People think they're nerds because they like the characters, or that the actors who play the characters are actually nerdy (Though to be fair from what I've heard one of the characters actually has a PhD in neuroscience). Now, I'm not complaining about this group of fans since it doesn't affect me, but I'm pointing out its existence.

joelandrews · 5 days

Exactly. For a show about nerds the humor is incredibly stupid and predictable. Even if there was a guy who's completely based on me and my life on that show I would deny relating to him.

ilikeelephants · 5 days

I can't get over the girl in the grey dress' giant boots. Even as a straight guy I have fashion issues with that.

JordanMcRiddles · 6 days

I enjoyed it actually. I was a bit torn cuz I couldn't believe I read that whole thing for that joke, but I'll admit it was pretty funny.

JordanMcRiddles · 6 days

This is one of the greatest build-ups to one of the worst jokes that I've ever seen.

I'm not sure how I feel about it.

miked12 · 6 days

Well this guy did it and he's pretty badass

Edit: Side note: YOU ARE FIGHTING A SILVERBACK GORILLA. Nothing about this situation is intelligent to begin with.

miked12 · 6 days

I'm not sure how this would play out, but I present this picture as relevant information:

Clicky

miked12 · 6 days

The only way I could see this happening is with going for the eyes or biting the jugular.

TerminalHappiness · 7 days

I got it for the 360 because I have a relatively poor laptop and because I generally prefer a controller-TV set up over a keyboard-monitor (the only PC games I have are AOE3, and some old GTA SA and VC).

And I understand I could hook my laptop up to a controller and a TV, but it's a hassle (and like I said my laptop isn't very good) and I'd rather play the game on a system I'm used to rather than dive into PC gaming stuff.

According to Mojang, they're gonna keep updating the 360 version till it's on par with PC too (minus the 3rd party mods and performance obviously), which will be cool.

TerminalHappiness · 7 days

Didn't want to offend anyone.

itzzger · 8 days

I have you tagged as first hipster, and I have no idea why.

Jack213 · 8 days

I don't think I could stop myself from jumping if I was there.

psYberspRe4Dd · 8 days

My girlfriend bought me the same type of Montreal shot glass a few days ago, thereby adding an element of "that's a semi interesting coincidence" to this already somewhat funny gif.

wraghelm · 9 days

Waterbreathing is their second effect so eating onions alone wouldn't do to.

Better example of randomness would be foxglove nectar. In the game it makes you resistant to poison, and in real life the whole flower is incredibly toxic and a minute amount could kill you.

Kaveh2k · 11 days

Your questions are loaded. Case and point:

Why are you having difficulty answering them?

And saying that you don't know much about the country isn't getting defensive, it's more or less calling you out for making ignorant assumptions.

For all I know this could be an attempted troll. But I'm not sure whether you're trying to be very subtle, or you're just not good at it.

twocakes · 11 days

I think the title "I AMA Man who's cheating on my girlfriend with my wife" would garner more interest in this.

Kaveh2k · 12 days

So the people that support the governments stance on gay men need to be humanized...

You don't know much about the country do you?

TheJungleVIP · 12 days

What differentiates agnosticism from Atheism isn't the mentality that we'll never know for sure (damn near any atheist who isn't crazy should be able to admit that). What differentiates the 2 is that Agnostics don't care whether or not God exists.

Though you are correct in stating there isn't much opposition between the two.

Kaveh2k · 12 days

Of course they're human. My point is that just because a fucked government hates them, doesn't mean the general populous is the same way. These pictures don't attempt to justify the government's crimes, the humanize the ordinary people.

Kaveh2k · 12 days

"They"? Everyone in Iran has to be clumped with a fucked up government?

I'm no fan of the Iranian government, and they have to be replaced. But not through war. These pictures are just showing the human side of the country.

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