It amazes me how much fun this still is after 5 years

FlonZ · 17 days

People wonder why dogs chase their tails. This is the answer.

RAZORHOLER · 20 days

Mom, I can hear the ocean!

Read_all_the_threads · 1 month

Didn't know Reddit was a country. Where do I go to change my nationality?

jaws22089 · 2 months

After taking introductory genetics this semester, all I can think about is that this is a product of crossing over.

BitterBilly · 3 months

If he was going 165 mph he would have traveled through time already.

deanjp92 · 3 months

Ghost poop: The phenomenon when the poop you just took slithers into the hole away from sight; when you wipe, it's completely clean. It leaves you with the feeling that something just isn't right...

dylanroo · 3 months

ಠ_ಠ She's right you know. We're stuck here, forever.

b0red · 3 months

"Oh yeah so -" Sneeze "... Did... did anyone just?... ugh..." ಠ_ಠ

thatsagoodpunchline · 3 months

Hahaha! Oh... Okay...

McJudgerson · 3 months

How come the first thing I thought was "This would be much better with a human bitch and semen..."

IronicThunder · 3 months

Every woman wants to be a princess, guess getting married in a church is good enough!

rossiya92 · 3 months

'Cause government.

spiltchampagne · 4 months

I dunno, last time a girl rested her head on my shoulders we had a pregnancy scare...

bougmaster · 4 months

One time while walking with my friend and his girlfriend and he reached down to hold my hand (I'm assuming he thought it was her). After 5 minutes of walking (I was too SAP to say anything, it was pretty funny regardless), he said, "Babe, your hands are a lot bigger and clammier then I remember." Then he looks at me with shock while his girlfriend was laughing her ass off.

Ruple · 4 months

See, if you're saying this to your father, then calling him a motherfucker is only stating facts.

flimdex · 4 months

Alley-fuckin'-oop.

A_WILD_COCK_APPEARS · 4 months

Something with a medieval vibe, but somewhat airy and whimsical. Almost Runescape like? When I think of Minecraft, I think of caves and spelunking, so ambient sounds are a given, but with CastleStory, I think of things like Laputa and Skyward sword + knights and dragons and smashing people with big large cones.

streeter5000 · 4 months

Damn, look at those chiseled abs!

SuperEffectives · 5 months

It's only worse because Beiber body pillows exist...

JoeFiggalicious · 5 months

Freeza and Mewtwo: Stepbrothers from different mothers.

Freeza's mother is a human, Mewtwo's mother is a cat, and their father is some psychic white and purple abomination that is into beastiality. Finally meeting eachother in their mid 20's, they decide to rent an apartment together. Find out what happens this fall on BBC!

GinZonian · 5 months

There are some reasons why I am concerned about some of the items in the left column:

People saying 'bless you' when someone sneezes

Though it may not be for certain, it essentially comes down to being blessed by God in order to be cured of your disease. This supports the first point in the right column.

Removing 'God' from the pledge and currency...

This supports the last point in the right column. Even though it's something that really affects every day life, it shows that religion does play a role in the government.

GinZonian · 5 months

I really like original commenter's and your usernames!

hitsua · 5 months

XBL does not weed out shit.

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