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Best Drinking Games by fallenangel51294in AskReddit

[–]Smooth__Criminal 1 point2 points ago

Rage Cage. You wouldn't happen to be CSUS or ARC, would you?

Have you ever seen an AskReddit post that was made for you, but it was too late to tell your story and have it heard? What was that story? by monkeybahopin AskReddit

[–]Smooth__Criminal 909 points910 points ago

Thread was something like "What was something that you really should have seen coming but, but failed to see it anyway?"

Kinda long: It was my first year in highschool, and I was waaaay shy and insecure. I'd spent most of my life pretty chubby, and I hated that about myself. I would even spend most of my time in class assuming the people around me were judging me. It was an awful existence. One day we're doing some group project, and I was too afraid to ask anyone to be my partner. Teacher assigns me some other shy girl as ugly and insecure as I am. Annie.

Fast forward a year or so. Annie and I are still shy and awkward, we don't have much, but we have each other. Puberty is starting to do its job, and she's starting to look pretty attractive. I'm not so lucky. Our friendship progresses and the transition into a romantic relationship was so smooth we hardly even noticed it happened.

College. I stay at home and go to the city college. She goes to the fancy private school a few hours away. I go to visit her, maybe 4th week in. One month since I've seen her. First big separation in years. So excited.

I pick her up at her dorm, she gives me a little tour and she rushes us off to dinner. Something's off. We're eating- she looks sad. I get nervous. She starts to cry. Chokes. Literally. Big eyes staring at me. I don't know what to do. All I do is ask "Annie are you okay, are you okay? Are you okay Annie?"

TL;DR Long distance relationships don't end well

Is this a fetish? (NSFL) by lilstumpzin WTF

[–]Smooth__Criminal 33 points34 points ago

I see a lot of hatred geared towards wtf posts that aren't extreme enough. The rules state "All (& only) things that make you say WTF."

If you want a subreddit that makes you go "HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST CLICK?!" then why not just put it in /r/spacedicks?

Seems like they might be hinting at something here... by B_R_Rin funny

[–]Smooth__Criminal 21 points22 points ago

Or maybe they're adding to the character's realism.

Link, The Adventurer. by man_in_the_mirrain gaming

[–]Smooth__Criminal 63 points64 points ago

So, Annie. Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Annie?

just my two headed cat monster. by peterlafleurin aww

[–]Smooth__Criminal 4 points5 points ago

As a middle class, white college student I can confirm that this strategy also works for minorities.

Girls: What is the best way in which you have been approached by a guy? by upsilon905in AskReddit

[–]Smooth__Criminal 216 points217 points ago

Relevant. I'm sure I'll see this on the front page in the near future.

Girls: What is the best way in which you have been approached by a guy? by upsilon905in AskReddit

[–]Smooth__Criminal 382 points383 points ago

"plagiarize the shit out of that." is a fantastic way of saying "I'm going to use that in the future." I'm gonna pirate the pants off of that.

How i feel after uploading something and only getting downvotes by mickduncherin AdviceAnimals

[–]Smooth__Criminal 51 points52 points ago

Yo dawg, I hear you keep getting downvoted. Hope this helps.

Daughters first blanket fort by Huge_Jackmanin pics

[–]Smooth__Criminal 0 points1 point ago

You're doing it right.

Ron Paul finishes last in South Carolina by nicksaucein politics

[–]Smooth__Criminal -1 points0 points ago

Finally. It feels good to see RP get what he deserves. Eat that biscuit, bitch.

The Funkiest songs you know? by b452in Music

[–]Smooth__Criminal 0 points1 point ago

The Funkiest songs you know? by b452in Music

[–]Smooth__Criminal 7 points8 points ago

Since most people don't have a wide vocabulary of Bass virtuoso, and probably won't go looking for him, Victor.

I saw this and immediately wondered if Reddit has saw it yet :\ by berthejewin funny

[–]Smooth__Criminal 0 points1 point ago

"I had wondering if Reddit was seen this yet."

Haha, Escapist, you are soooo funny. by Dared00in gaming

[–]Smooth__Criminal -1 points0 points ago

Godfucking. Yes.

Unconditional Love by [deleted]in aww

[–]Smooth__Criminal -3 points-2 points ago

I hate that term. It implies "I love you even though you're crippled."

I'm going to fly three hours to see an ex of mine. She doesn't know this. Am I an idiot? by hyannohauhusin AskReddit

[–]Smooth__Criminal 0 points1 point ago

Yeah what everyone else said.OR she'll be glad you did, and then get back together. Try to gather the likeliness of that possibility and weigh it against the consequences of failure. Miracles Statistical anomalies do happen.

Edit: if it were one of my ex's, though, I'd lock the door and call the cops.

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