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This one hit me while I was describing Reddit to someone by goddamnbatman617in AdviceAnimals

[–]SirBenjamin 1 point2 points ago

That made me feel better about my reddit addiction.

Kurt Cobain responds to Justin Bieber's claim to be like Kurt Cobain. by DryvByin funny

[–]SirBenjamin -1 points0 points ago

Who says it's a typo.

Kurt Cobain responds to Justin Bieber's claim to be like Kurt Cobain. by DryvByin funny

[–]SirBenjamin 1 point2 points ago

I bet it would blow Cobains mind if he heard justin beaver say that.

And I'm not sleeping tonight. by Mentioning3457in WTF

[–]SirBenjamin 10 points11 points ago

Swing away Merrill. Merrill...swing away.

What I really learned in Art School by adderall5in WTF

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

THOSE ARE SOME UGLY ASS KIDS.

Meanwhile, out in bumfuck... by sachegrandein WTF

[–]SirBenjamin 3 points4 points ago

You speak the truth....but we must also never forget that the dog is giving it to him hard.

My friends like to do some very strange things... by Laika027in WTF

[–]SirBenjamin -1 points0 points ago

Looks like your in Westhampton.

Just a Polaroid of my uncle hanging out with Tom Waits back in the day. by I_From_Yugoslavin Music

[–]SirBenjamin 2 points3 points ago

You weren't kidding. I opened it up in 10 tabs.

Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy (mayor of Chicago) randomly grabbed her phone to put in a good word. by crapidrawatworkin pics

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

A while ago my friend and I prank called the governor of our state. He picked up:

"Hello"

"Yes Hi, is this the lollipop factory"

"What"?

"Is this the lollipop factory"

"What do you mean"

"Cause if so y'all a bunch of suckas".

I'm sorry, but in an emergency we're all just gonna have to die. by nomdewebin funny

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

My grandmother who is 93 squishes black widows with her thumb. She is bad ass, enough said.

Saw these guys at the beach today by nburgartin pics

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

I can dig it.

What happens when you soak your hand in water for too long. by WizTrollin WTF

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

Nope actually its from masturbating.

Yeah, that's normal by OferZakin WTF

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

He's clearly not looking for attention.

What the actual f... cereal rimjob on my fridge. by ninjapunkin WTF

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

It's the taste you can see.

"Fuck off kid!!!" by nopascaloumain videos

[–]SirBenjamin 1 point2 points ago

I am going to fap all night to this.

Painless way to kill a boner in 30 seconds by Powermeatin bestof

[–]SirBenjamin -2 points-1 points ago

Most importantly is to hold your penis in a gay way. You will lose your erection quicker.

AMA Request: Genndy Tartakovsky (Creator of Dexter's Lab) by kotooniin IAmA

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

Then that makes me feel better. That show was awesome and the bastards who made that decision were the reason the show got cancelled. I remember there was a 6 hour marathon and at the end of the marathon they were going to play a new episode. It was a huge disappointment. However I still love that show and I watch it whenever they show reruns. Still one of my favorite episodes was when Dexter made xray glasses and he is running through his house freaking out because his whole family was naked.

I'm sorry to inform you that Earth is about to be been eaten by a fire demon. by speckzin pics

[–]SirBenjamin 1 point2 points ago

Imagine this eclipse happened on december 21st, 2012. Every human in the world would shit themselves.

Painless way to kill a boner in 30 seconds by Powermeatin bestof

[–]SirBenjamin 2 points3 points ago

The best way to rid yourself of a boner quickly is to hold your penis straight and take 4 deep breaths. What you notice is that your penis becomes soft within 20 seconds. I do that when I really need to pee and I am extremely tired and want to go back to bed.

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