What trivial act would you like to ban or make illegal? Personally, I would like to outlaw public speakers who start off by saying, "I can't hear you!" or "Let's try that again!"

danger_mcboom · 3 days

I would make it illegal for fat people to wear flip flops and Crocs. I don't care if they are comfortable, but they are terrible for your feet.

Poggalogg · 7 days

I wasn't sure if the OP was referring to the yolo tattoo or the terrible thing on her arm.

GoneWildNov · 22 days

You would be out of sugar so fast.

tinylittlething · 25 days

They know.

VixenPie · 1 month

I have a shoe rack that I have never used. You are welcome to have it. You just need to come pick it up.

kolinsky · 1 month

3 parts vodka, 1 part dead clown, and bits of grass collected from multiple locations. Blend well and serve.

eskinine · 2 months

I have been thinking about joining a yoga studio. I better go sign up tomorrow.

Pixie92 · 2 months

I selflessly volunteer myself to be your spotter.

PaleWithBlueEyes · 2 months

I am just glad there was no MLP porn on any of them. Keep it up.

TooMuchJokes · 2 months

Would you like a side of cottage cheese with your order?

Panto81 · 2 months

So, the true damage from the reactor failures is now showing up.

ThrowawayForOurGW · 2 months

Her breasts look great. Not worth risking cock eyed nipples for making them a little larger.

Stampsr · 3 months

This argument is comparable to Lego saying all building bricks are based off of Lego's. Therefore, they cannot do that unless they pay me.

Chance4e · 3 months

I really need to pee.

DclockworkOrange · 3 months

I'm surprised this hasn't been used in a deoderant commercial.

Fazoz · 3 months

They are not sleeping.. :(

hotfudgemonday · 3 months

Yup.. my missing sock must be in there. Keep looking.

asdfghjklfghj · 3 months

Should have done a duck face for the theoretical zero point picture.

dibblediddy · 3 months

"Dad, I know you wanted a girl, but this is just ridiculous."

a113er · 4 months

Meals on wheels.

Codeworks · 4 months

The benefit of tattoos like this is you now know this person makes poor decisions. Your chances of getting laid just went up a notch.

SillySodofSorts · 5 months

No matter what they are. I'm sure they were delicious.

closetslut · 5 months

I believe this is something we can all get behind.

DingDongerer · 5 months

Funny thing is.. that is all pubic hair.

RobotVisions · 6 months

Looking lovely.

SillySodofSorts