What metal band that you're technically not "supposed" to like, do you like?

Hamlet7768 · 2012-02-06T23:13:24.191076+00:00

They're upset that I'm interrupting their shitty music circlejerk.

Andromansis · 2012-02-06T18:54:48.874404+00:00

As a white man, let me say that calling someone a douchebag is exactly the same as racism.

Andromansis · 2012-02-06T18:52:12.889083+00:00

oh wow, someone knows about a mildly obscure band that gets a fuckton of praise from lots of sources! AMAZING!

Hamlet7768 · 2012-02-06T18:18:31.273167+00:00

Another interesting band to check out would be Vast. I'd link you, but I'm on a mobile device.

Fuck, no the band is Disaffected, the album is Vast. Sorry.

Hamlet7768 · 2012-02-06T18:11:22.269962+00:00

Listen to whatever shitty band you want, I don't really care. However, when someone says that the only reason someone wouldn't like a band is because they hate fun is when I get annoyed.

Hamlet7768 · 2012-02-06T15:59:28.302577+00:00

People with taste.

Hamlet7768 · 2012-02-06T08:52:10.090039-07:00

Detest

yum_muesli · 2012-02-06T15:11:05.661287+00:00

Casual racism and misogyny?

Hamlet7768 · 2012-02-06T13:25:26.849874+00:00

You seriously believe that a cartoon parody band, created by marketing executives, that plays music barely above Motley Crue in terms of heaviness (and quality) makes better death metal than The motherfucking Chasm? Well, at least I know I can safely ignore everything you will ever have to say about music.

Hamlet7768 · 1 day

Wait, you were actually serious? Let's just say that I could put my music library on shuffle and any death metal that comes up would be better than fucking Dethklok.

Dismember - Like an Ever Flowing Stream
Bolt Thrower - Realm of Chaos
Entombed - Left Hand Path
Immolation - Close to a World Below
Incantation - Onward to Golgotha
Atheist - Unquestionable Presence
Deicide - Legion
Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness
Death - Human
The Chasm - Deathcult For Eternity (The Triumph)
Autopsy - Mental Funeral
Blasphemy - Fallen Angel of Doom (if you want to consider it death metal)
Cryptopsy - None So Vile
Vader - De Profundis
Suffocation - Pierced From Within

I could go on forfuckingever, but I think I've made my point clear.

Hamlet7768 · 1 day

Congrats on posting the wrongest thing that has ever been said on all of reddit. And I'm including shit like r/MensRights in that statement.

Hamlet7768 · 1 day

All the stock photos were of middle-aged business men in various states of irritation, so none of them would have worked as perfectly as a white 20 something. This was also the best quality picture without a watermark.

Hamlet7768 · 1 day

Or... they like music that is both fun and doesn't suck? No, that can't be it. They just hate fun.

Hamlet7768 · 1 day

Before even reading this thread, let me guess the general tone.

Edit: After reading this thread, it's "Boo Hoo, validate my shitty music taste".

SPna15 · 1 day

Genre: Ambient/Drone

sacredserenity · 1 day

The original cover's also pretty sweet as well. And since you don't seem to have posted the genre or samples, I will do so.

Genre: Avant-garde/Electronic/Ambient/Pop/Whatever They Feel Like

Like Music
Solitude (Black Sabbath cover)

TrollandDie · 2 days

Forgot to mention, if you like Vektor, you should listen to Hellwitch's Omnipotent Convocation. Outer Isolation reminded me of that album a lot.

TrollandDie · 2 days

If only their bass players stopped dropping like Spinal Tap drummers.

BukkakePizza · 2 days

And you would be rightfully laughed out of the recital.

TrollandDie · 3 days

Re-thrash and original are contradictory terms. At best you'll get a solid Destruction/Kreator clone. If you're looking for original thrash your best bet is to stick with the 80's bands.

Anyways, the best "re-thrash", if you really want them:

PK84 · 4 days

I am like Mel Gibson in that one movie... Signs I think it was. I am the water to Judas Priest's alien.

EDIT: I see that this comment is getting downvoted, and I think I know why. Mel Gibson wasn't the one who killed the aliens with water, but Joaquin Phoenix. I apologize for the inaccuracy.

PK84 · 4 days

Your defense of Painkiller... so brave.

PK84 · 4 days

HEY GUYS, THE SONG THAT GOT ME INTO METAL WAS ALSO A WELL KNOWN SONG BY A WELL KNOWN BAND! UPBOATS PLEASE!

iamspartacis123456 · 4 days

easily one of the funniest songs ever made. The riffs are laughable and the solo is amazingly bad, but I think my favorite part is Anselmo trying to be serious.

SPna15

TROPHY CASE

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