"If you watch even one second of PBS and don't contribute, then you're a theif! A common thief!"

BabylonZeitgeist · 1 month

Send out the pledge enforcement van

HaWk162 · 2 months

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z

charblah · 3 months

No, it just means you haven't had enough time to tell them.

esquilax11 · 3 months

"Along the way, the population of these United States has jumping from 248 million to 312 million, meaning more than 64 million Americans alive today have never known a world without Maggie, Lisa, Bart, Marge, and Homer in it."

Technically, that's true, but I still don't think the author understands how population growth works.

DasHuhn · 3 months

I was sent out on an assignment to Florida, but my home is in PA. The assignment was supposed to last 6 months, but was cut short to 3. I had been told however that it could have lasted up to 13 so I signed a 12 month lease on an apartment. During he time I was there I kept my PA address, but my company took taxes out as if I were in FL (no state tax). Do I owe PA state income tax for the time I was in Florida?

Matt08642 · 4 months

I predict our new alcohol free "Duff Zero" will sell even better than our previous brand.

SCMatt33 · 4 months

I watched the scene before posting just to double check. He says both.

scorecardup · 4 months

Now we just need a AAA battery driving up in a car.

TerminalHappiness · 4 months

Trebek could have used that photo

frozen_beer · 4 months

Who said you were doing anything to the sheep?

somersmt · 4 months

His parents knew he would be successful when he started shitting stars

dhave_config · 4 months

...or DC. Must be why all the politicians move there

FrankGrimey · 4 months

shou-DER

Sandcrabsailor · 4 months

But Shaq couldn't use it.

FinTeWhoMan · 4 months

I had a feeling Mississippi would top the list (in terms of percentage)

f11235813 · 4 months

That's because kids of lesbians are never accidents.

DukeGoogamuke · 4 months

The names of all the Simpsons (save Bart) came from the names of Matt Groening's family members. Homer was simply his father's name.

SCMatt33

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