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Tough choice... (x-post from /exgirlfriendpictures) by sarahtatein randomsexiness

[–]Rhystatic 2 points3 points ago

Not even close. Left by a longshot.

Kaielll's Fire Red Nuzlocke Part One: A New Journey by Kaielllin nuzlocke

[–]Rhystatic 0 points1 point ago

But who wants a starter weak enough to die in the beginning? Restart and move on!

its so soft... by unknown_0in girlsinyogapants

[–]Rhystatic 2 points3 points ago

Get in line

Mr. Incognito by VSFXin AdviceAnimals

[–]Rhystatic 2 points3 points ago

Why is that ditto wearing a hat?

IAmA Bored Actor and I'll Make Any Face You Demand of Me (again!) AMA by ElyHenryin IAmA

[–]Rhystatic 0 points1 point ago

best one by far. Note to ElyHenry: reverse the image next time so writing is legible.

My married 32yo coworker (who works two jobs, one at a school as an IT officer, and one with my company) sent me (17 year old female) unwanted photos of his penis and sexually harassed me in person, via text messages and videos. Is it worth it taking this f*cker down? by sxualharassmentpandain AskReddit

[–]Rhystatic 55 points56 points ago

Bad advice is bad. Forget the school or work place, listen to everyone else. POLICE. You may not want to turn him in because of all the bad things that will happen to him, but he is a sexual predator who works with other children. You are smart and capable and strong OP. Others might not be so lucky.

Back up all your evidence. Make a list of everything that has happened. Tell your parents. And go DIRECTLY TO THE POLICE.

Amazing Red Haired Russian Girl [615 x 901] by MHurleyXXXin HumanPorn

[–]Rhystatic 1 point2 points ago

Abso-positively stunning-ogeous

I think it's time pokemon took a step into a new direction by Burninator831in gaming

[–]Rhystatic 0 points1 point ago

Why is it that all mind blowing ideas come from someone named "cockjizz3000" or "MAjor_Asswipe"??

Great idea btw

A friend of a friend is dating a stripper. She bit part of his finger off while he slept... by ButtFappingFuryin WTF

[–]Rhystatic 0 points1 point ago

I can't upvote your comment enough...

I will sit...riiiiiiight here. by Silent3sniperin aww

[–]Rhystatic -2 points-1 points ago

I wonder why this is frontpage material...

Album Cover Art? by Shitty_Watercolourin reddittotp

[–]Rhystatic 25 points26 points ago

Glad to have you. First vote: Let's get Ridiculously Photogenic Guy playing a game of Chess with Neil DeGrasse Tyson and a pigeon on the board?

Reddit Challenge: Can we write and record our own generic pop song and get it in the charts? by Indubitable_Smooin AskReddit

[–]Rhystatic 0 points1 point ago

I have next to no experience with anything. But I'm a bandwagoner, so... to no specific rap tune. here are some quick rhymes that might inspire a greater mind.

There's always power to abuse,

A series of tubes to be misused,

Strength in numbers is reality,

here comes the mob mentality,

anonymity is our stage,

as we head to the front page.

Then some other fun ones that I haven't quite placed yet. Cat pics and spacedicks. NDT with RPG doing an AMA the right way. when a voice must be heard, why not zoidberg? Then some big ones to throw in somewhere: Forever alone, Reddit, Kharma is our Dharma.

Whatever else. just throwing out (hopefully) useful ideas.

Reddit Challenge: Can we write and record our own generic pop song and get it in the charts? by Indubitable_Smooin AskReddit

[–]Rhystatic 4 points5 points ago

If he can do ridiculously photogenic guy playing chess with Neil deGrasse Tyson and a clueless ass pigeon on the board.... we have a fucking winner.

Reddit Challenge: Can we write and record our own generic pop song and get it in the charts? by Indubitable_Smooin AskReddit

[–]Rhystatic 0 points1 point ago

Another gold mine: Have ridiculously photogenic guy playing Chess with Neil deGrasse Tyson with a pigeon on the board as our cover.

Reddit Challenge: Can we write and record our own generic pop song and get it in the charts? by Indubitable_Smooin AskReddit

[–]Rhystatic 1 point2 points ago

I'm thinking pompousjohn was being sarcastic. but just in case. Ridiculously Photogenic guy as our cover is a genius idea.

UPDATE: I found naked images online of a friend. I'm certain she hasn't uploaded them herself. Do I let her know? by lazarooin AskReddit

[–]Rhystatic 44 points45 points ago

Look. all of you need to go read earthboundeclectic's post. Put yourself in that position. A good friend, or potential crush, or whatever the OP is, not only just saw her naked, but found out she's the kind of girl who takes nudes and then obviously sent them to someone. She's probably mortified. Ya, the average redditor might not freak out, but a somewhat averagely (and I use this term loosely as I have no idea) self-respecting girl makes a shitty mistake and trusts some douche with photos that get leaked to myexgfnaked.whatever, she's probably embarrassed beyond embarrassed.

She overreacted. But that's to be expected with women (or people) in shitty situations like this. Be a good friend. Wait for her to calm down a bit. And then offer your help again. Reassure her it wasn't you and that it's not the end of the world. Find a way eventually to joke about it, but keep as much of this as you can between you and her. Stop posting on reddit, and for god's sakes don't tell anyone else you know.

when memes collide, it could only mean... by E-MOin AdviceAnimals

[–]Rhystatic -2 points-1 points ago

May be the best combo idea since drinking and... well pretty much anything.

how jRPG character design has changed over the years by enjoyablycrazyin gaming

[–]Rhystatic 0 points1 point ago

This just actually legitimately angered me. What kind of emo bullshit rehash is this? I demand justice!

Teasing by boobiesloverin redheads

[–]Rhystatic 2 points3 points ago

Is it just me or is this not really teasing?

Ebay Question - Apprehensive about No-Return policies. by Xpyd3rin frugalmalefashion

[–]Rhystatic 3 points4 points ago

You absolutely should not feel bad. If the store was in the market for getting you as a customer, they should price competitively. They either aren't for selfish reasons, or have other customers as their target. So don't worry. I do this religiously. And most employees could care less at the store. I try things on everywhere and in advance to the person let them know what's up, they still love helping me.

cheap seersucker suit? by tastelessin frugalmalefashion

[–]Rhystatic 0 points1 point ago

As much as I like seeing these online ones. Isn't a suit incredibly hard to fit around the shoulders etc.? Why would you buy online unless you know the brand. know the fit. and know that it can tailored to you?

As a soon to be first time suit buyer, I would like to know. I'm looking for a 3-500$ US suit as well (Charcoal). But I'm afraid of buying online seeing as shoulder fit is essential (thank you sidebar).

Why get motivated? Because results happen. They happen when you start, and they get better and better as you keep that isht up! [x post from r/drawing] by Goldenrule-erin GetMotivated

[–]Rhystatic 9 points10 points ago

Is it just me, but the second eye just looks much happier too. Almost like it's the artist's eye itself...

Oh sweet Jesus... by anonimo69in funny

[–]Rhystatic -3 points-2 points ago

There's no competing with this. Christianity just found their Konami code...

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