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TROPHY CASE


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    2010-09-17

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So my toe is turning purple ... by bluekayloin Health

[–]Rhode 1 point2 points ago

Show us a picture of it. Kinda sounds like it's just a blood blister.

Those handshakes... by VikingIVin tall

[–]Rhode 0 points1 point ago

Yes, happens all the time. I don't even feel like my hands are all that big.

The Observer picks up on the Woody Harrelson's bad AMA. by Nivlain movies

[–]Rhode 0 points1 point ago

Give me a fucking break. I don't owe Woody Harrelson or Hollywood anything.

UPDATE: My girlfriend told me that I'm abusive and wants to leave. by AmIAbusivein relationships

[–]Rhode 0 points1 point ago

This was in the original post:

Out of nowhere, her father (he was drunk at this point) comes up to me and starts yelling at cussing at me. I kind of froze because I had no idea what was going on, but he started to get angrier. He yelled "this is what you get for hitting my daughter" and punched me.

I voted on ESPN's poll, interested in the results and couldn't believe the near perfect divide. by bonesehin sports

[–]Rhode 2 points3 points ago

Man, I could use a couple tacos right about now.

I voted on ESPN's poll, interested in the results and couldn't believe the near perfect divide. by bonesehin sports

[–]Rhode 46 points47 points ago

Burgers?!?! Who comes up with this shit?

CIA Claims Release of its History of the Bay of Pigs Debacle Would “Confuse the Public.” by JamesRPerryin history

[–]Rhode 3 points4 points ago

Yeah I read about that on reddit, so you know it's true.

I keep catching my SO with porn, am I wrong to be upset? by ConfusedRightNow1in relationships

[–]Rhode 4 points5 points ago

Self-harm, chronic lying, therapy... dude, these are major red flags. You guys do not need to be talking about marriage at all.

UPDATE: My girlfriend told me that I'm abusive and wants to leave. by AmIAbusivein relationships

[–]Rhode 3 points4 points ago

Did they ever explain why they accused you of hitting her?

Reddit, what is your worst walk of shame story? by CANUCK1989in AskReddit

[–]Rhode 5 points6 points ago

No one asked you.

I don't want to go to ASU anymore! This is an upper-division Science and Technology class. by frakus007in self

[–]Rhode 2 points3 points ago

Well, if you want to get really technical, it was fired too.

How I feel when I'm with my girlfriend and too lazy to cook dinner by jarcraigin AdviceAnimals

[–]Rhode 13 points14 points ago

Fucking brilliant.

I’m Woody Harrelson, AMA by iamwoodyharrelsonin IAmA

[–]Rhode 745 points746 points ago

You should just quit while you're ahead, you're losing fans by the second here. Absolutely no way I'm going to go see this movie.

I’m Woody Harrelson, AMA by iamwoodyharrelsonin IAmA

[–]Rhode 11 points12 points ago

Weak, Woody.

Trim the beard down or leave it? by IMdubin malehairadvice

[–]Rhode 0 points1 point ago

Trim all that shit under the jaw. You like a terrorist from the Fat Neck Liberation Front.

What causes a woman to just drop everything and stop returning calls/texts? by itrewitallavayin AskWomen

[–]Rhode 7 points8 points ago

I don't care if you're talking about me or someone else. I'm saying that your statements make it very clear that you don't believe that women are capable of rational thought. You're either a troll, or a misogynist. Since it's probably the latter, you need look no further than the mirror for the answers to your problems. Those girls stopped calling you because you suck.

What causes a woman to just drop everything and stop returning calls/texts? by itrewitallavayin AskWomen

[–]Rhode 6 points7 points ago

Thanks ladies of reddit for the few of you that can manage an intelligent non-antagonistic reply.

Yeah right, I'm the one that's trolling here. You must be fucking kidding me.

I have a low-risk strain of HPV (11) that IS covered by the HPV vaccine. If I want to start dating...how do I go about telling this to a girl? by CancerKillingRedditin AskWomen

[–]Rhode 10 points11 points ago

HPV goes away after two years in over 90% of all cases. You're probably fine by now.

What causes a woman to just drop everything and stop returning calls/texts? by itrewitallavayin AskWomen

[–]Rhode 12 points13 points ago

Dude, it's not them, it's you. You are yelling at us with all that unnecessary bold text. If that is how you act IRL, no wonder they stop talking to you.

Patriots six-time Pro Bowl RG Brian Waters finally gets to play in the Super Bowl by futuretoday777in nfl

[–]Rhode 1 point2 points ago

Another O-lineman that Jerry Angelo didn't want to sign. Fucking fuck you, Jerry.

No fap February day 2 by lwalsh42094in AdviceAnimals

[–]Rhode 0 points1 point ago

Wait... shit, is this a thing we're doing? Damn, sorry guys, I already failed.

I just fell through my bed. How do I explain this to the owner of my apartment (the bed was included). by CrrackTheSkyein self

[–]Rhode 2 points3 points ago

Get upset about it and make it seem like it's his fault. You've got to go in guns blazing, man. Fuck that motherfucker and his wack-ass defective fucking bed. I'm gonna sue, ya hear? I'm gonna sue all y'all!

Fittit, someone needs to show Michelle Obama how to do a proper push up. by Epitaxorin Fitness

[–]Rhode 11 points12 points ago

Mrs Obama has a rare medical condition in which her hands start at the shoulder and are almost three feet long.

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