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My local sushi restaurant seemed to have misspelled an item on the menu... by HowAmIEvenAlivein funny

[–]QuagmireFG 2 points3 points ago

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Can we get our girls to the front page today? by magicsprayin reddit.com

[–]QuagmireFG 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not.

I'm better at being an asshole than you by [deleted]in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]QuagmireFG 2 points3 points ago

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What did you call me?

What is the funniest joke you know? Winners get dat reddit gold. by Presiiin funny

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Downvoted for terrible.

What is the funniest joke you know? Winners get dat reddit gold. by Presiiin funny

[–]QuagmireFG 1 point2 points ago

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"Jantje" in Dutch, literally ... you guessed it.... 'little johnny".

Guy walks around with an AK47 (open carry) and acts like a douche-bag when approached by cops. He has no idea when to shut up. by tobleronein WTF

[–]QuagmireFG 0 points1 point ago

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I live in a country in which marijuana is legal. I have smoked it in public, and have talked to police while smoking it. They ask you if everything's ok, make sure not to annoy other people, and not leave any garbage behind when you go home - the kind of things that those police officers in the video are trying to get across. After that, you talk about what awesome weather we have today. It is awesome, there is absolutely no "harassment" involved.

Guy walks around with an AK47 (open carry) and acts like a douche-bag when approached by cops. He has no idea when to shut up. by tobleronein WTF

[–]QuagmireFG 19 points20 points ago

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How were those police officers harassing him? He knew they would come, and he wanted that, otherwise he wouldn't be filming it: it would just be a video of him walking to his wife's work.

As for the police showing up when someone has an AK-47 on their back, I'd say they pretty much have to. You want the police to keep you safe, this is how they do it. They show up in situations which could potentially be deadly. I know it is his right to carry it, but it's also legal for a catholic priest to invite 20 boys to a party - doesn't mean it's not suspicious.

The story behind the "Diamonds" ad by xNotchin Minecraft

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I am really hoping Notch will reply to this with:

"Yeah, 128 blocks isn't deep enough."

Ketchup Rage by formlex7in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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So there's cocaine in it?

Video Game VS. Sex [Fixed #4] by C_IsForCookiein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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These just keep getting better and better.

Biologists, hell anybody, what the heck is this (if real)? by Findibulatorin science

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It's the japanese language, they have a different style of writing.

What do guys like about petite girls? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]QuagmireFG 21 points22 points ago

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Works the other way too: Girls love tall guys because otherwise, they feel like cows. I didn't even invent this expression - a girl told me the entire thing. So it must be true!

How Do I Approve My Attention Span? by bankoftetrisin AskReddit

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Looks like you lost your attention around the fourth word there...

honey im home (happy ending) (Fixed) by orangehin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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That's not a happy ending at all! You are so mean.

Battery switch by Luchiniin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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You have a wife that plays xbox? FML.

1. Go to this site 2. Scroll three pictures down 3. Read what's under it 4. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu by QuagmireFGin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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But he also just had a birthday party and his girlfriend is hotter than mine.

== Rage.

Grammar is important. by zidane_in pics

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Today is 90210 by [deleted]in reddit.com

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Ever!

Malformed HTML by ferretguyin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]QuagmireFG 27 points28 points ago

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Fuck that piece of code so hard.

Mmmmm... donuts... by DrJulianBashirin pics

[–]QuagmireFG 27 points28 points ago

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... And little children!

It just doesn't get any more American than this. by Swiss_Cheese9797in pics

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"See kid? I told you: Doesn't it make you feel as if you have a large penis? It does, right?"

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