Americans why can't we embrace the Bidet?

CalebCalebson · 2012-05-26T01:02:43.172272+00:00

We are anal retentive.

imsohighondrugs · 2012-05-26T00:58:53.742261+00:00

Toxic Avenger, All Godzilla Movies, Three Stogies, and any thing by that Charlie Chaplin guy.

Wapowski · 2012-05-26T00:50:08.367945+00:00

And the hardworking waitress spends her extra money on schooling rather than drinks for her friends, that is the difference. The ladder is there, only the fools dare not step onto it.

fakenoveltyaccount · 2012-05-26T00:45:40.897890+00:00

It was weird because it put the photo I took, In there instead of one I was trying to look at.

Not_Me_But_A_Friend · 2012-05-26T00:38:44.905049+00:00

What kind of thighs do you have? Do have an ass? That is where the good meat would be.

PabstyLoudmouth · 2012-05-26T00:36:27.148648+00:00

She is 10 years older than me, and she is worried that I want a younger woman.

Not_Me_But_A_Friend · 2012-05-26T00:30:41.035248+00:00

Over a piece of bacon? That is kinda silly. I would eat you if I got hungry enough.

MediumRainbow69 · 2012-05-26T00:25:05.519260+00:00

Just as much as accountants are fiscally responsible people. It is a generalization.

MediumRainbow69 · 2012-05-26T00:18:59.971091+00:00

I am very thankful of your service to my country. I will back you up in any situation, you put your life on the line for me, I would do the same for you.

Wapowski · 2012-05-26T00:14:01.369385+00:00

Why do they need us? Mexico ships to them, and many other countries. Maybe they should have not built missile bases for the Soviet Union aimed at us, who is the bad neighbor now?

doctorsnazzbaggle · 2012-05-26T00:05:58.086663+00:00

Grand Turismo, Tiger Woods, Madden, FAllout, Final Fantasy, Need for Speed, Bad Dudes, MaRvel vs. Capcom, Ninja GAiden, TMNT, Skyrim, Call of Duty, Star Wars the Old Republic, Hydro Thunder, excite bike, super mario brothers, Galaga, Pac-man and strip poker.

toomuchlovin · 2012-05-26T00:01:13.123227+00:00

I would call my Dad and tell him he is my hero.

PabstyLoudmouth · 2012-05-25T23:56:14.007790+00:00

yeah, and 3-5 of the guys I hang out with are over 30 and still single. She will think I am telling a yarn, but I wont cheat on her ever, she is my girl. Not sure if I can clue her in on it as she would be jealous, very jealous.

Wapowski · 2012-05-25T23:49:54.389137+00:00

Cuba ain't doing so hot either.

PabstyLoudmouth · 2012-05-25T23:47:57.039048+00:00

Nope, she moved to live with me from about 800 miles away and she is real defensive about letting anyone over or hanging out, she is a hermit.

Wapowski · 2012-05-25T23:45:48.499557+00:00

Communism lets the weak, stupid, and lazy enjoy the same benefits that hard working people do. Capitalism rewards those that work the hardest. I would always pick capitalism, as I like to work hard.

PabstyLoudmouth · 2012-05-25T23:41:19.051365+00:00

Not sure why you DV'd, but I fixed that assholes negativity. I do think you are right, but my GF is fairly anti-social and non-active, so they are all the same, so she would be very suspicious if we were going out with girls. I am 34, not a youngling, and kinda have only so many friends. I will try this though and see if it works better.

PabstyLoudmouth · 2012-05-25T23:30:34.090241+00:00

Well the problem is that they are not very good at anything other than rolling spliffs and setting things on fire, so they give up very quickly if they don't do well, regardless of the game. Poker is for winter time and late at night, and I can barley get them to do that anymore. I am the ring-leader so to speak and I feel as if I have let them all down and we are good buddies, and are there for each other. But over-time they have lost interest in anything but fire, weed, beer. I am the big drinker of the group and I should be the last one saying this.

PabstyLoudmouth · 2012-05-25T23:24:01.166362+00:00

I am the fireworks guy, so no I wont do anymore until they find a decent hobby.

PabstyLoudmouth · 2012-05-25T23:22:57.024614+00:00

That's what I want, but they have no motivation or think the games are stupid and stop playing after a few trys and say they suck, so what is the point. I just want them off their fucking ass and do something slightly competitive.

PabstyLoudmouth · 2012-05-25T23:18:53.482374+00:00

I do drink a good bit and I already know none of them are going to run, myself included.

PabstyLoudmouth · 2012-05-25T23:18:03.944532+00:00

They have been my friends for about 10 years and it never used to be this bad.

PabstyLoudmouth · 2012-05-25T23:17:26.691642+00:00

I do drink alot and smoke a good bit, but they are secondary, not my main goal.

DrWhinyDancer · 2012-05-25T23:07:03.926876+00:00

Proximity. How big are those countries? How big is the US? There is your answer.

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