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What is your "back-up plan"? I'm gonna be a trucker. by myfairlady91in AskReddit

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

run away to a Caribbean island and be a reggae drummer. i have no idea how to drum, but that isnt gunna stop me.

Pretty sure my sister is dating a tool by steelginain pics

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

you can drop the 'pretty sure'

My friend's tissue dispenser is pretty awesome. by TheNerdbiscuitin funny

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

i knew what it was gunna be before i even clicked it..

The biggest goof in Jurassic Park. by DreadnaughtHamsterin movies

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

or.. they could jump.. we dont know

My new roommate is also a redditor. I think we'll get along well. by baneyin pics

[–]POWERGULL -1 points0 points ago

nice hair, fancy boys

My new Girlfriends Dad sent me this... by Frozonin funny

[–]POWERGULL -1 points0 points ago

oh sweet, i fucking clicked it 6 times and didnt realize it was a download. now i have 6 of them opening up. thanks

I have an interview for a production worker position as a summer job in 2 hours. What are some things I can do to liven the interview so I'm not so damn nervous? by 08rs4in AskReddit

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

my trick is to convince myself that I dont care if I get the job. Even if I really REALLY want it, I try and pretend that I couldn't care less if I get it. This lets me stay calm and relaxed, and thus more able to think straight and not be a nervous wreck.

Fucking Left-handedness! by kuk0ndoin pics

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If your right handed, take a pair of those orange handled scissors and use them with your left hand, just once, to feel our pain. You have no idea have fucking uncomfortable that has been for all us lefties out there.

Why does everyone say that they hate justin bieber? by Stratos22in AskReddit

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

yeah, no doubt

What seemed cool to you as a child, but now that you're an adult seems sinister? by Whiskeybent341in AskReddit

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bull fighting, circuses, rodeos. I feel bad for the animals now. fuckin humans

Why does everyone say that they hate justin bieber? by Stratos22in AskReddit

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

sadly, he plays the trumpet, guitar, piano, and drums

Why does everyone say that they hate justin bieber? by Stratos22in AskReddit

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

because hes the new jonas bothers who were the new high school musical who were the new nsync who were the new hanson who were the new yada yada yada. if people get popular for shit pop music, people tend to start to smell the shit and call em out.

The vastness and complexity of space amazes me. What things completely boggle your mind? by Reginald-Jin AskReddit

[–]POWERGULL 3 points4 points ago

More Bacteria live & work in one centimeter of your lower colon than the sum of all humans ever born.... wat

Reddit, what is the most releasing thing you've done in your life? by bellicapelliboulangein AskReddit

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late one night at the end of college, me and a friend who I knew I would never see again got into a real deep conversation. We got to the point where I felt like I could tell this guy anything because I would never see him again and told him things I could never tell someone that knew me or someone i would have to see again. I mean like some real buried-deep-in-my-mind stuff, and some dark stuff, just full blown honest feelings, and it felt great. There were some many things that I was never able to say out loud to someone, but getting it out and having someone there to hear it was by far the most freeing thing ive done in a long time

The best thing about AskReddit are the stories. So reddit, tell me an interesting story from your life. The subject doesn't matter. by SlumberingParrotin AskReddit

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One day when I was about 12 my dad woke me up at my moms house (theyre divorced) really early on a Saturday and told me I had to go with him, but wouldnt tell me why. It was very odd for my dad to be at my moms let alone wake me up and drag me out of the house, but I did because he seemed really excited. So we drive down to the yacht club where my family has a boat, still having no idea why I am up and going somewhere with my dad at such an early hour. So we get to the docks and we walk to where they keep the big ol yachts (we have a rather small motor boat we keep there, we aint that fancy) and we walk to a HUGE cigarette boat called Endangered Species. My dad, who always finds a way to make friends with random people, begins talking to this guy that is standing next to a large dog crate and he introduces me. The guy then opens the cage and my dads all smiles as a fucking baby tiger walks out. Obviously, I lost my shit and hit my knees as the most epic possible thing to walk out of a dog crate comes barreling over to me. I then got to play with this tiger cub for the next few hours and walk him and feed him and just do whatever a 12 year old does when he gets to meet a baby tiger. My dad and I never really had that tight of a father-son relationship, but this by far is one of my favorite memories.

TL;DR My dad stole me to play with a tiger

Dog for sale by jewchbagin funny

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imagine the poops he poops..

I did it by gdtagsin pics

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your penmanship as a kid surpasses mine as an adult

Someone sent me 50 flamingos.. by silly_bear666in funny

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i think i would thoroughly enjoy being flocked.

Well, shit... by checkenginelightin funny

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ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhenanigans

Tom Gabel of Against Me Comes Out as Transgender by Jabourasaurusin Music

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haha. agreed. if only

When people would say "prima donna," I used to think they were saying "pre-Madonna". What words or phrases did you mishear as a kid? by meatwad75892in AskReddit

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

My cousin thought that it was black toast intolerant instead of lactose intolerant. One day when her mom had made toast for her breakfast that was seemingly too toasted she replied, "Mom! dont you know Im black toast intolerant!." good times

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