My sister's driving lessons are going well

hemogobblin · 1 month

You should draw a chalk outline of the lamp post.

BabyEddieConrad · 1 month

Whole new meaning to Cat burglar.

SushiKat · 1 month

Oh no! Richmond is out of his room!

scramlington · 1 month

Keep the faith!

micoleslaw · 1 month

Looking at the collection my mom has of my old teeth is sort of creepy. Some of them still have blood stains on them, which makes them extra special.

Thor4269 · 1 month

Your penis is not pleasing at all.

kielfear · 1 month

Yes, but not till 4 years later. He had an ongoing lawsuit and when it finally settled I received some of that.

IstealSkin · 1 month

In this clearing I found a jump rope tired to a tree like a noose. Around it were some porno mags and what looked like an apple bong.

kielfear · 1 month

This is terrible. I was 18 and a friend's dad had passed away leaving her 200,000 to blow. She was going on shopping trips every day. Me being young and stupid I said aloud at a party one night "Gee, I wish my dad would die too and leave me money." He died 3 months later.

kielfear · 1 month

Must not piss you off while driving.

UtterlyShelly · 1 month

I once asked a woman if she was pregnant. I was pregnant for the first time and she looked with child. So I wanted to ask her some questions about what sort of clothes we wear while pregnant in the Air Force. She was not pregnant, and I stammered on for a minute on how I was nervous and didn’t mean to insult her. She was actually a very nice officer.

Indefatigable1 · 1 month

"Gonna get in the car with a smile and the burn that I put on my arm the day you went away girl and I probably won't come back around again."

SQUEK · 1 month

That's not a prank, that's just a good time!

jeanskismet · 2 months

I like the name Momo, but he could totally pull off Appa.

bobenny6 · 2 months

Came here for this.

faerie87 · 2 months

This is most excellent.

OnMyOffDay · 2 months

Poor little guy on the end....someone give him a stick!

edwardpenistits · 2 months

Where in the world did you get a miniature wheelchair?

glitterstream · 2 months

Yes, you can have ALL the treats.

TessaV · 2 months

You can't hug every cat.

NotAPro · 2 months

I second this, birth is crazy spectacular.Nothing like watching your baby emerge from something that 30 minutes ago was not head sized.

spiralblaze · 2 months

Hula Hooped for a minute. Take that childhood, I can still hoop!!

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