Certainly not the most practical of apocalypse vehicles, but the badass factor alone would ensure that you'd go out in glory

hexafox · 2012-05-26T01:27:26.029425+00:00

Add some flamethrowers and I'd get it.

andreatjej · 2012-05-25T15:58:11.679034+00:00

Man, I wish someone had handed this to my parents when I was a kid, I can't tell you how many times I was publicly scolded for something that either I did at home or happened years ago...made me feel like shit every time.

alchemist23 · 2012-05-25T15:53:54.777878+00:00

Magic, that's how.

khdutton · 1 day

You could say it (puts on sunglasses)...sealed the deal.

Wild_Gremlin · 1 day

I'd like to have your friends, most people get creeped out when they find out that I (lady here) like watching really gory videos.

Sparkism · 1 day

Indubitably!

Sparkism · 2 days

You should devote a blog to this particular subject, she sounds uproariously humorous.

SonicBoom207 · 2 days

Unless they're female redditors.

breaker33 · 3 days

You might be thinking of one of Mel Brooks' movies, which although raunchy is hardly a porno.

Nyerf · 4 days

wtf?

superswimmr3 · 4 days

ಠ_ಠ

nihongo27 · 4 days

Sounds like your grandma is a food rapist.

mikemonty428 · 4 days

That's happened to me before, but then again I have a tendency to dissociate.

mrs-monroe · 4 days

My guinea pig has done that before, but she mostly likes to put her toys face down in the food dish.

DRJDIZZLER · 4 days

Thank you for making me think of Lethal Weapon and Die Hard at the same time...now I will forever have them confused.

cerealpunch · 4 days

All I can think about this is that his name is Deuce which seems rather apropos considering that he sounds like a piece of shit.

tmbgfan1234 · 7 days

That's exactly the thought that runs through my mind every time I consider going out and making new friends.

SuperPowers97 · 7 days

ಠ_ಠ

haililoo · 8 days

Do you have any friends that may have brought you home when you were piss drunk?

YTMN · 8 days

I sure did!

triphumphrey · 8 days

I would like to see a video of this...for science!

McKeegan · 8 days

Here's a job description.

Purplefaced · 8 days

Please tell us that you set her on fire, please?

Samie56 · 8 days

Well, I'm sorry she was so obtuse.

Samie56 · 8 days

Not being nit-picky here, but you could have written your answers down on a piece of paper, and possibly gotten it through to her that you really couldn't talk, however it was rather dumb of her to ignore what you said.

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