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They're probably just as pissed as I am. by aHumanMalein funny

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 0 points1 point ago

Were I live, we have many White-throated Sparrow that actually sounds like this and for some reason, all children are saying that the bird is singing "Cache ton cul Frederick, Frederick, Frederick" (translated as : Hide your ass, Frederick, Frederick, Frederick). Weird!

They're probably just as pissed as I am. by aHumanMalein funny

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr -1 points0 points ago

Paging people with Arduino knowledge : You could make millions if you invent a program that would record and then play the "inverted-bird-songs" on speakers inside people bedroom, thus cancelling them.

So I was watching TOS, and my girl friend lets out a squeal... by bnb2011in startrek

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr -3 points-2 points ago

Stop fingering her while watching Trek man, that's... illogical!

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here's what they replied with. by PunPuncherin funny

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 0 points1 point ago

The thing is, I'm not in Quebec, I wondering if any articles about it was on the web or something.

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here's what they replied with. by PunPuncherin funny

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 0 points1 point ago

Do you have a source for the seven TVs per class? Not that I don't believe you, I just want to read on the subject.

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here's what they replied with. by PunPuncherin funny

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 0 points1 point ago

Mace veut aussi dire poivre de cayenne, "Bear-Mace" voudrait dire du poivre de cayenne pour les ours.

Girls are stronger than boys? [x-post from /r/funny] by NonNativeEnglishSpkrin MensRights

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr[S] 1 point2 points ago

Where I worked, we had a team of paramedics that was a men and a women (they always are two by ambulance). The guy had to kinda form a complaint to their boss, not because she wasn't doing her job, she was really good at it, but she was too weak. The girl weighted like 110 pounds with her clothes wet so when they have to move patients or roll them over, she was sort of useless. They had to transport an obese man in the ambulance, the guy had to call for backup because she wasn't able to lift her side of the portable stretcher. Then all the women in the hospital were flipping their shit like : you guys are just so sexist! A women CAN do a men's job! Whaaa whaa whaa!

Helping OP with summer break plans. by digasaurusin 4chan

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr -1 points0 points ago

It happened more than once that they actually killed themselves afterwards. It's all fun and games until OP delivers...

One of the many reasons why I hated my stepmother. by Megavernerin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 3 points4 points ago

It's a international law that 80% of step moms and step dads are assholes.

Also, we idolize the lost parent as awesome even if they were regular folks since we usually keep only the best memories or we are told only the best stories and heard only their qualities. So the step parent always have large shoes to wear (I don't know if this expression works in english too...) so young kids might not even give a chance to that new person, even more if the switch happens rapidly.

Edit: Typos

So this happened in my school district today... by hokie_highin WTF

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 1 point2 points ago

Unless, you know, it flips and do barrels on the highway!

So this happened in my school district today... by hokie_highin WTF

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 2 points3 points ago

I always wondered why they don't have belts... costs ?

LPT: How to clean dirty shoes in seconds by theexpresslinein LifeProTips

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 5 points6 points ago

Bad idea on dress shoes / leather shoes.

This had to be done: How to really fight male genital mutilation by Marcel_Ledbetterin MensRights

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 10 points11 points ago

Circumcision must become a body mod. You need to be 18 to get one!

Good Guy DidYouKnowGaming.com by TrinixDMorrisonin gaming

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 1 point2 points ago

The worst thing is... karma is useless!

Good Guy DidYouKnowGaming.com by TrinixDMorrisonin gaming

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 83 points84 points ago

Redditors are like that. One day, we saw a post with a galleries of pictures of different cards, about a dozen, with witty sayings on them. Sure enough, for the next year, we had reposts and reposts of the same cards, but one by one. This happened for posters, comics, drawings, pictures, anything that first appeared as a gallery because the potential for karma is greater when you spread them over days.

One day, I expect reddit to take a good movie, extract the video and post all the frames of the best scenes one by one and add subtitles under it to post and repost for karma... or wait... they are already doing that!

AMA Request: Hugh Laurie by TheYuppieWordin IAmA

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 4 points5 points ago

The last two season got away from the medicine, the thrills and the adrenalin and went for character developing and became a chick flick. Would Wilson be a great dad? Will the asian nerd embrace her feminine side? Will House open up to someone, again? How can we tell the patient he have been abused as a child? Quick, everybody grab their kleenex and prepare for a good cry, House is on !

Saw this on Facebook by pizza95in atheism

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 6 points7 points ago

He is the biggest icon of atheism, posting that article in /r/atheism is kind of superfluous.

New Zealand smashes global child pornography ring by God_Wills_Itin worldnews

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 0 points1 point ago

It's a typo, it says that some had rabies.

No more ordering pizza drunk... by invalid_credentialsin funny

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr 1 point2 points ago

I still don't get it... There's not many pizza shops open late, so you chose to buy a truck full? I don't get it...

What a disturbing treat by peacecakein WTF

[–]NonNativeEnglishSpkr -2 points-1 points ago

Also, what a fucking waste of wood! A regular stick is easy to make and with their simple form, you can make a lot from a plank. But that cross shape must make for a lot of loss! God isn't Green!!

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