My hair's been through a lot, but I can't seem to find a happy medium. Help me out?

LewisTheScot · 21 days

You win, Jim.

LewisTheScot · 22 days

SHLOOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP SHLICK

thewrathofmary · 26 days

Hey man, I just want to point out the sample size that we have for a personal god is limited to our planet whereas the sample size for alien life has an non-quantifiable measure. Like Neil Tyson said, if you dip a cup in the ocean, stare at it very intensely, and declare that "Indeed, whales do not exist," it's equal to us looking at the night sky and saying "Psssh."

RuffDesperado · 1 month

Cosmo fucking ruined blowjobs for me. They turn me off now, some pavlovian shit going on.

sicsemperTrex · 3 months

I live a couple miles away from this battleground...

cheezed · 5 months

cough sniff cough

cocaine_badger · 5 months

Now, since we are observing this planet from so far away, would we not be observing it as it was 12,000 years ago? Isn't there a possibility that it won't be there when we get there? Or am I setting too much store by common fallacies?

Multiman · 5 months

Okey dokey. I'll just angle my next comic to be more rage-ey.

Multiman · 5 months

Eh, can't please everyone.

Multiman · 5 months

You don't know who I could be today, although I can tell you're an asshole just by the fact you took the time to call me one a couple minutes ago.

Multiman · 5 months

I passed my trials with the Knights of New. Feel free to downvote, I'll upvote you 'cuz I'm a nice guy anyways. And with comically-drawn faces I don't feel I have to hold up to a higher type of grammar, especially when I'm talking about being drunk.

Multiman · 5 months

I have things to do, maybe make a new memory tonight. I promise tomorrow I shall arrive with a new story. haha

Multiman · 5 months

Wait, you're criticizing me for not having rational thoughts while I was hammered? Lol.

Multiman · 5 months

Excellent. Have you achieved the ultimate transcendence of using fluid mechanics to alter your state of mind? It has a few physical side effects, yet the nirvana is beautiful, should you be able to remember it.

Multiman · 5 months

I certainly don't want to be interviewed about my drunken flashbacks.

Multiman · 5 months

Go for it, call 'em the "Cringe Binge Memoirs" or something. I don't mind sharing imaginary glory, haha.

Multiman · 5 months

...So we'll pump him, because he can take it....

Aw crap, too far.

Multiman · 5 months

I'm pretty sure everyone knows about the Italian guy who came to America's rage comics, I followed him for a while.

Multiman · 5 months

Ok, if plenty of people decide that they like my memories and want to hear more about them, then I'll post more. If not, I don't want to make trouble for the Knights of F7u12 New by filling it up with "Drunken Memories" comics.

Better?

Multiman

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