In the spirit of this subreddit, I'm going ahead and making my trip to hell permanent.

BigBuz · 2012-05-25T21:38:39.484695+00:00

I bet that was diarrhea caused by eating too much pork.

TylerDurdenJunior · 2012-05-25T21:31:54.794444+00:00

Don't forget my least favorite, at the moment, 80023102. No matter what I try, the PSN refuses to accept my new CC numbers so I can add funds to my wallet. Ugh.

chryllis · 1 day

Yes, but then some fat ass who doesn't have electronics would sit there, despite seeing an empty chair across the way where someone WITH an electronic (that needs to be plugged in) struggles to find an outlet.

Imaster595 · 2 days

Being retained for not passing the 3rd grade reading FCAT was hardly a new event last year. It happened for years before and will happen again this year. Some of the kids who didn't pass went to summer skill and passed an alternate reading assessment and went on to 4th.

Also, while I don't teach 4th, I heard that the prompt for 4th grade writing had something to do with camels... because all 10-11 year old kids in the sunshine state have background knowledge enough about camels to write a 5 paragraph essay.

clipeuh · 2 days

Is Daniel's acting that scary or is it just that bad that company is needed to MST3K riff your way through it?

enterthejoe · 3 days

I personally like to pretend it takes place in the same universe as the Stand. The survivors set their new capitol in Boulder, CO, so it fits the general area. Most people in the world are dead from plague... and even though you think evil was defeated, it arises again and again to corrupt. Everything is old in the districts because its the remains of our current society.

codyholpp · 4 days

"Why not wear stockings and a g-string with it?"

I'm sure reddit can come up with many reasons, most of them funny.

kingspaz · 5 days

Run, run, run awaaaaay

Evari · 5 days

"I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away."

BigBuz · 6 days

Its Beetle and he's bad as can.

btreichel · 7 days

It was probably Terro ant killer

kemeisleahcim · 8 days

Upvoted merely because I haven't heard the term "jagoff" since moving out of the Pittsburgh area.

mepper · 9 days

On of the things that frightened me the most as a teacher: sitting at a team meeting and realizing, that out of 7 women, I was the only one who believed in evolution.

violentacrez · 9 days

1000 karma to the first person to cross post this to r/aww with a fake sob story!

violentacrez · 10 days

Ack ack, we come in peace, we come in peace

Matrinka · 11 days

I know it's just a post office sign, but I haven't seen this particular sign near any of my regular post offices. It gave me a chuckle, just in time for my Cake Day.

SlightFigureOfSpeech · 11 days

Kinda lame... but I would love to see the blue steel face pop up on the Jumbotron whenever the Pirates make a good play.

magwier · 11 days

One of my favorite songs.

popstheclock · 11 days

I love all of them... but the pure "derp" expression on female Tidus's face made me LOL. Everyone else looks kinda badass, she looks like she's trying, and failing, to add 2 and 2 in her head.

CMPRacer · 12 days

There was also a deep side part in his hair. Choosing that particular mustache, which has died in popularity merely because of its association with Hitler, along with a Hitleresque hairdo seems like the costumer and make-up artist wanted us to draw some parallels.

CatholicGuy · 12 days

fingers crossed it just doesn't go silent. Memes are the bread and butter of Reddit.

ImHully · 12 days

They should have played up the sex appeal in the movies so Harry's hormone-monster would have been understood. Ginny's movie portrayal is the human equivalent of mom-jeans and granny-panties rolled into one.

clemensschein · 13 days

Pushing harder is a straight path to hemorrhoid city.

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