What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside)

Leuffen · 2012-05-25T03:31:46.733088+00:00

Go on...

Leuffen · 2012-05-24T20:29:30.612673-07:00

This pictures resolution is messed up. Youre gonna need to post a pic of your mom wearing the shirt. Or shirtless.

Leuffen · 2012-05-25T03:13:07.149607+00:00

Bro, you look like your in a band. You have banging hair and a sweet goatee/soul patch. Also your wife is... Well stunning. And scars just make you look badass. You were run over, attacked by a car, and flew off your bike! Those are some pretty good stories and if you were still single you could say you fought off a pack of wolves that were trying to kill orphans or something.

Tl;dr: don't be so hard on yourself, you look badass

GoodLuckLetsFuck · 2 days

It's called fumble rumble now but the rules Changed. You get hit until someone strips the ball. Lot of hitting and bleeding.

ThomasTyndan · 2 days

Superman?

killzy707 · 4 days

Should be big boss.

Maskedkitten · 4 days

Your moms a bitch.

Gacnt · 4 days

Xbackup

gonzales82 · 4 days

Which alot? This one?

killzy707 · 5 days

I never knew this was a bug... I just thought it was my friends being annoying, not letting me respond :P. I'll search. I'll update when I find.

UPDATE: Well with a 2 second google search, I had to search a whopping 3 articles! But damnit I wanted to find the answer!

I finally get to the chest of ihackrepotweaks and see whats inside is the cure. "I found the cure!" I exclaimed loudly. Quickly adding the tweak onto my phone. The camera panned away and with it you could see my grin and the reflection on my glasses. It said revomerenotsmselbuoD, but that's not right! It's backwards! Quickly i do a search for backwards text generator and punch in "revomerenotsmselbuoD" It translated to.... To..... Doublesmstoneremover.

"It's finally over! It's over!" I screamed burying my head into my hands.

Fin.

cjboone · 5 days

Bro I'll buy it from you. Pm me. Well set up something.

thepandoras · 5 days

I recently found out I have Alzheimer's. I might try this out. This is pretty good.

Also I recently found out I have Alzheimer's. I might try this out. This is pretty good.

Great idea! I recently found out I have Alzheimer's. I might try this out. This is pretty good.

Yeah this is great! I recently found out I have Alzheimer's. I might try this out. This is pretty good.

EDIT: I recently found out I have Alzheimer's. I might try this out. This is pretty good.

thepandoras · 5 days

I thought that was it. I looked at your username and didn't see "rides 10 speed everywhere guy" as username, so I got confused.

bubblecube · 6 days

Xbox memory will allow huge maps. Ever heard of castle miner? Its inspired by Minecraft and the world is huge! It's not limitations it's Microsoft pressing MOJANG to release. We can get infinite maps MOJANG just needs to work a little harder.

Chris_c987 · 6 days

321!

edit: also to make it fair, you should monitor the accounts activity to see if they are a throwaway. Cheating is not fun for others :).

edit 2: use ctrl+f to search for a number you want to put.

KimJongUno · 6 days

I knew a boy names sue. He didn't have a dad growing up. I heard the deadbeat only left sue and his mom a guitar and an empty bottle of booze. We use to tease him ALL the time, but He eventually got so tough after the many fights he was in, we just stopped. There were rumors going around that he went to a bar last july and recognized his dad from the picture. Sue nearly killed him! But before he could his dad told him why he named him Sue (something about he wanted him to be tough since he wasnt going to be around) and sue just dropped his gun and starts crying. Sue and his dad started making up for lost time and Sue had a boy. I think he named him Bill or George. what a weird family.

laksalover · 9 days

I know how you feel bro.

Indiana jones: kingdom of the crystal skull.

cringe

TheJungleVIP · 11 days

Honestly, I don't trust thepiratebay. I'm always afraid that if I use it I'll get a huge virus. I don't care how "secure" some people think it is, i don't trust it. People can easily get viruses onto your computer to the point that they're almost undetectable. Also I really don't think it's fair to steal someone's hard work. I know many people think "well they make millions anyways and I'm just 1 person, it won't hurt them" but it does in the long run, especially with new and aspiring artists, developers, etc. and I know some of you reading this are getting pissed and clicking the downvote button right now and that's okay. It's my opinion, don't get mad over it.

Just some opinions. Also Typing on my phone and watching futurama so sorry if I made any mistakes :).

wackytobaccky · 12 days

Your guess is as good as mine.

Massas8967 · 16 days

Thank you for atleast stating your opinion and not being an ass about it.

Massas8967 · 16 days

What's your problem you cunt. Jesus christ am i not allowed to have an opinion? People like you are what makes reddit suck. Honestly, you are the type of assholes that takes a special characterestic out of someone. Congratulations asshole, you made someone who had an idea and shared it feel like an idiot for having an opinion.

But then i think. I think and i can tell what kind of person you are. Spending most weekends by them self and wondering why no one really likes them in real life. So then i stop feeling sorry about myself and start feeling for you. Im sorry that something bad in your life is causing you to be a total cunt to everyone else.

Massas8967 · 17 days

Just realized what time it is, so Australia, it's up to you to deem my post Interesting or not.

LtThunderpants · 17 days

Random and pretty offtopic questatement.

pcgamertemp · 18 days

Crabs from public restroom man

Massas8967

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