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Found this card in a sex shop (SFW) by crunknizzlein funny

[–]Mage_tank 0 points1 point ago*

Awkward? Or hot?

Seriously, though. I corrected my post, but now then I decided to go with the "his daughter walked in on him cheating on his wife" scenario.

Found this card in a sex shop (SFW) by crunknizzlein funny

[–]Mage_tank 4 points5 points ago*

Judy, she's just a friend. Judy!

[Dark Souls]- Iron Golem invades Sen's Fortress by Kobrahin darksouls

[–]Mage_tank 0 points1 point ago

Well, that's cool to know! Thanks.

[Dark Souls]- Iron Golem invades Sen's Fortress by Kobrahin darksouls

[–]Mage_tank 0 points1 point ago

Had no idea your health could go up that much. O.o

I mean, it takes less health to dance around Ceaseless Discharge's feet for minutes.

[Dark Souls]- Iron Golem invades Sen's Fortress by Kobrahin darksouls

[–]Mage_tank 0 points1 point ago

Ah, cool.

How I feel as a man putting on Chapstick by TimScrew265in funny

[–]Mage_tank 5 points6 points ago

It doesn't become an insult until they use a slur to denote it.

The issue I have is people making assumptions about me based on nothing. It's going to happen, but it's still annoying.

What little things annoy you in Skyrim? by zoates12in skyrim

[–]Mage_tank 2 points3 points ago

Thalmor.

What little things annoy you in Skyrim? by zoates12in skyrim

[–]Mage_tank 9 points10 points ago

Giant. Squid.

What little things annoy you in Skyrim? by zoates12in skyrim

[–]Mage_tank 2 points3 points ago

Hell, you're required to go into a city before they discover that you're the dragonborn, just to get to the point where they discover that you're the dragonborn.

How I feel as a man putting on Chapstick by TimScrew265in funny

[–]Mage_tank 8 points9 points ago

Did I say there was anything wrong with being gay? Someone called me a faggot for putting on chapstick.

Nothing is wrong with being gay, but I don't like having my sexuality called into question for using lip balm. Not to mention that I wouldn't enjoy being insulted for being gay, if I were. Would you?

What little things annoy you in Skyrim? by zoates12in skyrim

[–]Mage_tank 0 points1 point ago

Curved sword! :D

[Dark Souls]- Iron Golem invades Sen's Fortress by Kobrahin darksouls

[–]Mage_tank 1 point2 points ago

Around 2:30...cheating whore? Or is there a legit way to not lose any health during backstabs?

Because if there is, I need to know. For my health.

How I feel as a man putting on Chapstick by TimScrew265in funny

[–]Mage_tank 14 points15 points ago

This guy can't believe some people can actually be that homophobic.

Seriously. I have been called gay for putting on chapstick. It's happened.

Excuse me for enjoying my not bleeding lips.

Reddit: This evening, I will be appearing as a guest on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. We tape in six hours. Any special requests? by ZachWahlsin AskReddit

[–]Mage_tank 1 point2 points ago

I honestly think that if you're going to do something fun for reddit, you should keep it subtle. Don't be that guy who can't stop smiling at the camera and shouts "Hi mom!" (Yes, your mother is reddit.) If you plan on doing something special for us, remember to tell us what you decided to do. So that we can watch for it.

Now, I think that if you get the chance, you should bring attention to an issue that you think is not getting enough, well, attention. Could be CISPA, could be something else. Don't pop it up out of nowhere. Make sure that it can be worked in organically.

TL; DR: I think the most important thing you could do is avoid looking like a crazy person by paying too much attention to the camera. It would make us look bad by association.

DAE have weird imaginary Skyrim scenarios? by NumeroArticunoin skyrim

[–]Mage_tank 2 points3 points ago

Courier. Have you seen the fist weapons he can get? This is assuming the dragonborn isn't allowed to shout, of course.

The feelings of a sunbro... by gp27idin darksouls

[–]Mage_tank 1 point2 points ago

Sup with all the tsundere comics lately? Not complaining, just noticing that this past week has seen an abundance, on and off reddit.

What is the most awkward way someone else has tried to initiate sex? by tasteslikeeggrollsin AskReddit

[–]Mage_tank 2 points3 points ago

That you didn't stop her says you considered it.

What is the most awkward way someone else has tried to initiate sex? by tasteslikeeggrollsin AskReddit

[–]Mage_tank 0 points1 point ago

But...the first one is only awkward if you weren't into her, but that doesn't count because rejection is awkward no matter how you propose.

What is the most awkward way someone else has tried to initiate sex? by tasteslikeeggrollsin AskReddit

[–]Mage_tank -1 points0 points ago

They're sexy and they know it.

What is the most awkward way someone else has tried to initiate sex? by tasteslikeeggrollsin AskReddit

[–]Mage_tank 0 points1 point ago

Dude. The beard is like a Phoenix. It will rise from the ashes of clean-shaveness.

You missed out on Skittles the elastic girl.

Kinda sad i can't do this anymore, now thats it's warm by Atreyucrzyin funny

[–]Mage_tank 0 points1 point ago

Women have lower body temperatures. Personally, I enjoy it.

The sad, sad truth by Ezerain gaming

[–]Mage_tank 1 point2 points ago

It'd probably be pretty easy to make a prequel. It could be a drama instead of action, and most of the movie would take place while rapture is still the hip place to be, with all the hot mamas.

The first part would be an intro to Andrew Ryan, and the buildup to him having rapture built.

The second part would be the birth and honeymoon period of rapture...the golden age.

Third, we begin the slow fall...until finally it all comes crashing down.

Maybe end with a night shot of a plane in the distance, with the lighthouse in the foreground. During a monologue.

The sad, sad truth by Ezerain gaming

[–]Mage_tank 1 point2 points ago

Jim Carrey's actually pretty good, when he's not doing comedy. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was great.

Of course, I don't think he'd make a good Atlas, but my point is that he's better than Sandler and Schneider.

The sad, sad truth by Ezerain gaming

[–]Mage_tank 0 points1 point ago

I'm confused. When did he mention district 9? Awesome movie.

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